Pornstar name

[dj1470]

People at work were doing this and it was a howl Some probably already know about this but here goes. . . to get your true pornstar name all you have to do is use the name of your very first pet as your new pornstar first name . . . then use the name of the very first street/road you lived on as your pornstar last name. It really works. . . for me it becomes "Chip Donegal" For some people its not as funny but some are hilarious. One girl at work became "Muffy Uppermiddle" (not kidding) - we laughed about that for a long time. Anyone else?

 

[Meesh]

Amber Allister

I'm cursed .

 

[Gentle Ben]

Amber Allister

I'm cursed .

I think in your next life you should choose your pets names more wisely

 

[grimjack]

i kinda like mine.........8)---

I admit its not a combination of street and pet name but I have dwelled on this myself....and ive come up with WillieHard

 

[Dancerfan]

This has been done before,its on here somewhere!

 

[grizzledvet]

Lucky Mansfield

Could be a good one.

 

[a 1 player]

Clyde Cockburn. Um.... can I choose another. Kinda funny though.

 

[baci2004]

Dylan Oriole Parkway. LMAO Yeah I don't think so.

 

[anon1]

Spot Market.

 

[feminista]

Pubert McConkey. Not hot.

 

[gibsomstreet]

What if you lived on 23rd St and you first pet was named "John"?

 

[Mistress Tabitha]

Pepper Battenberg

 

[Jennifer_]

Barney Barons

? hmmm what kinda porn would a female "Barney" fit into???
lol

Actually I prefer the method by which you use your middle name + the street you grew up on

that makes me Lynn Barons....

much sexier