PORN or REALITY

[kirknewton]

Hi Guys,
just wondering in porn there are a lot of scenes where a repair or service man goes to a call a ends up fucking a gorgeous woman.

has this happened to you or do you know any body?

thanks.

 

[SchlongConery]

Yes, and then her daughter came home and I fucked her in the ass too as her mother ate her pussy. And got a blowjob from the babysitter when I drove her home. I ended up in jail though because I got pulled over by a hot policewoman for having a broken tai light. She was really insulted when I couldn't get a hard-on from all the fucking I had done earlier in the day

Porn has completely skewed the attitudes of many men towards the reality of women and sex.

 

[IM469]

Yeah, it happens but the guy is usually charged with rape since the girl didn't want it.

 

[newguy20]

Hi Guys,
just wondering in porn there are a lot of scenes where a repair or service man goes to a call a ends up fucking a gorgeous woman.

has this happened to you or do you know any body?

thanks.

You know this is a really bad way to make a career decision, right?

 

[jcpro]

When I was in high school, I had a part time job delivering pizza. One lady ordered every Saturday and always met me at the door wearing high heels and a teddy. One Saturday I finally gathered enough courage and asked if there was anything else I could do for her. Why yes, she said, you can wait on me. As I started opening the box, she shook her head- not like that. Without your clothes. She ate with one hand and stroked me with the other as I stood beside her with a bottle of wine in my hand. After I came, she tipped me generously and showed me the door. This happened quite a few times, always the same way. I was 17 when it began. Good times.

 

[spaman]

I worked 15 years in the service industry visiting houses. Never happened

 

[asuran]

When I was in high school, I had a part time job delivering pizza. One lady ordered every Saturday and always met me at the door wearing high heels and a teddy. One Saturday I finally gathered enough courage and asked if there was anything else I could do for her. Why yes, she said, you can wait on me. As I started opening the box, she shook her head- not like that. Without your clothes. She ate with one hand and stroked me with the other as I stood beside her with a bottle of wine in my hand. After I came, she tipped me generously and showed me the door. This happened quite a few times, always the same way. I was 17 when it began. Good times.

I remember before Abigail Mac went into porn she was a camgirl and one time she was camming with another model and they invited the pizza guy in for some BJ action.
(Not sure if this was staged or not, I don't think so cuz that guy 'acted' genuinely surprised)

 

[clules]

In the early 80's I worked for Stereo People, my job was to deliver and install high end entertainment systems. I did this for about 2 years and never ever got any action. In my last few months at the job this new cute blonde kid started doing the same job as me. We were at a very expensive house in the Yonge/Major Mack area. I was stuck in the den installing cabling and this kid disappeared for 30 mins. Saw him walking down the stairs with a big grin and the lady of the house following him, fixing her clothes.

Never happened again. Reality and Fantasy rarely ever meet.

 

[Rob_Latex]

Dear Penthouse Forum...

 

[Walnut]

I used to work in the air conditioning/furnace service industry. It happened to one of my co-workers.

He had gone to a house to install a dehumidifier. The owners weren't there, but their teenager was. After he was done the job, the teen offered him a blowjob.

My co-worker turned him down.

 

[notthemama]

Driving my Mazda Miata to a service call two voluptuous blondes met me at the door...

 

[HobbyHorse]

Friend is a one-on-one (so to speak) freelance fitness instructor, who works with clients in their homes. He had to stop fucking his clients because, as he learned from bitter experience, they didn't always understand that after they had sex they still had to pay for the session.

 

[Dougal Short]

I married my former baby-sitter, although it was 15 years after the fact. Does that count?

 

[omegaphallic]

Yes, and then her daughter came home and I fucked her in the ass too as her mother ate her pussy. And got a blowjob from the babysitter when I drove her home. I ended up in jail though because I got pulled over by a hot policewoman for having a broken tai light. She was really insulted when I couldn't get a hard-on from all the fucking I had done earlier in the day

Porn has completely skewed the attitudes of many men towards the reality of women and sex.

Oh come on, my repair men don't go around expecting this to happen, give men some credit for not being stupid.

 

[SchlongConery]

Oh come on, my repair men don't go around expecting this to happen, give men some credit for not being stupid.

Tell this to the original poster, to whom I directed my tongue-in cheek response to. lol

 

[SchlongConery]

Driving my Mazda Miata to a service call two voluptuous blondes met me at the door...

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[SchlongConery]

A sincere public message to notthemama



I just wanted to say that I read your posts and think you are really cool, interesting guy who is living an awesome life. For real.

I'm just the kind of guy who sees humour in just about everything and love taking any opportunity to TRY to be funny.

Hope that you take my jokes in the good natured spirit in which they are intended!

 

[notthemama]

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I'm still debating signing the papers but if anything convinces me to buy a 70s rusty pickup they maybe it.:decision::decision:

 

[james t kirk]

A guy I know is a home reno contractor. He does Reno's, additions, new homes, etc in the GTA.

He claims to have scored many a lonely house wife. The story is always the same. Lonely wife, husband works and goes out with the boys all the time and doesn't take care of the wifes needs. She is typically the one coordinating the reno and has to deal with contractor buddy day in and day out. Mix in a little red wine going over drawings, the sense that he cares, and some smiles and he scores.

According to him he scores a lot, especially the real wives of Forrest hill types.

He's nothing special to look at, but he does have the gift of gab.

 

[straitguy]

Twenty years ago, I shared an apartment with a guy that managed a muffler shop. One night he and some co-workers came home with a woman who apparently didn't have money for a repair. My roommate fucked her, then the other two guys were supposed to have a turn, but they took off, so I went and had a turn with her. She was young but unattractive, certainly not porn-fantasy material, but it seemed like a good idea at the time. True story