Another great thread, Gen! It is hilarious, and makes me wonder where I fit, and if it changes (or the opinion of me changes) depending on who I'm with... hmmm...
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Well Gen, that is very cute and insightful, but do we need more categories?
What is the category for the old guy who is just so happy to be getting laid, even though he is paying for it? He probably shows some nervousness, being concerned about a negative reaction, shows grateful concern for his companions comfort and well-being, but also shows desperation to accomplish the goal in a manner that satisfies his ego.
Are we a problem to deal with?
What is the category for the old guy who is just so happy to be getting laid, even though he is paying for it? He probably shows some nervousness, being concerned about a negative reaction, shows grateful concern for his companions comfort and well-being, but also shows desperation to accomplish the goal in a manner that satisfies his ego.
Are we a problem to deal with?
So true.
Hence the caveat preceding my "typology" that like any typology or act of categorization, it will necessarily exclude (and negate), both within and beyond its categories, the complexities and messiness of reality.
For those asking/waiting for more categories: they're coming. And girls -- yes, Noir, I'm looking at you particularly -- don't be shy to add your own categories.
New Category
This is an obviously butchered version of the Romantic, the Veteran & a little Shy Guy.
The Romantic Veteran
He has been practicing and mastering his skills for many years. He wants to forget as much as possible that this encounter is paid for, and wants to push the fantasy to its utter limits, but more urgently wants some conversation and flirting before moving to the bedroom, and typically prefers a slow, sensual, erotic encounter to start and latter turn it into a porn-like romp. While kissing is extremely important to him, his satisfaction comes from the "feeling" of the experience overall.
He is typically a very sweet, respectful, and well-mannered guy. While not usually highly demanding in terms of the "menu" to start, but once he is warmed up and made comfortable, he has a uncanny tendency to surprise as an extremely talented lover, often leaving the working girl to think "where the fuck did you come from???".
This is an obviously butchered version of the Romantic, the Veteran & a little Shy Guy.
The Romantic Veteran
He has been practicing and mastering his skills for many years. He wants to forget as much as possible that this encounter is paid for, and wants to push the fantasy to its utter limits, but more urgently wants some conversation and flirting before moving to the bedroom, and typically prefers a slow, sensual, erotic encounter to start and latter turn it into a porn-like romp. While kissing is extremely important to him, his satisfaction comes from the "feeling" of the experience overall.
He is typically a very sweet, respectful, and well-mannered guy. While not usually highly demanding in terms of the "menu" to start, but once he is warmed up and made comfortable, he has a uncanny tendency to surprise as an extremely talented lover, often leaving the working girl to think "where the fuck did you come from???".
hail to the Dr.
so tell us Dr. Gen, which one is the preferred customer. And which one is least preferred.
so tell us Dr. Gen, which one is the preferred customer. And which one is least preferred.
The Hedonist: Comes in all shapes and colors, but typically well into his 40s and beyond. The Hedonist has been around long enough to not only have the disposable income to enjoy the pleasure of life, but he also comes with the life experience and knowledge necessary to appreciate them. Pooning is a self-indulging treat he offers to himself, savoring each moment of it as he would a good meal, wine, or cigar. Like a wine connoisseur, he has the knowledge and experience to distinguish a good wine from a mediocre one, but he's not a wine snob. In other words, he is not bothered by pre-conceived notions of what a good wine/escort should taste like, and he prefers to follow his preferences and whims rather than trends. He won't cringe at splurging on a vintage, but he can also find pleasure in a more affordable wine.
As a client, the Hedonist is a charm. He is well-mannered, pleasant, courteous, and makes a point of making you feel at ease. He is there to have fun, to enjoy the sweaty and dirty pleasure of two (or more) naked bodies, but all in a relaxed atmosphere. He is less interested in one or two specific activities than in a well-rounded experience. Typically, the Hedonist is also a clam gourmet, spending longer than average amount of time savoring the dish presented to him.
The Fountain of Youth: The Fountain of Youth is a mature (some would say old) gentleman, who (as neverwas so tactfully put it) is just happy to be getting laid, preferable by a pretty and young lady. He is well passed the age where doing the Kamasutra in two hours (let alone 30 minutes) was a doable goal, he has lost the arrogance of thinking of himself as God's Gift To Women, and he has learn to control the Kid in a Candy Store inside him when laying in bed with a naked woman. Life and experience has made him more a Romantic than a Business type, and whatever shyness comes through is probably more a concern for his companion well-being, with maybe a touch of awkwardness due to the age difference. You can often almost hear the FOY thanking his gods in his head, even though he knows fully well that he bribed them to be there.
The Fountain of Youth is also a charming client, respectful and genuinely grateful for the bodies and experience that working women give him access too. He is looking for a pleasurable time with a young beautiful woman more than for any list of acronyms. He is a keeper, and worth putting the extra effort into making him feel like that 40 years old he used to be.
*More to follow, including: The BoyFriend Experience Guy, The Fetishist*
As a client, the Hedonist is a charm. He is well-mannered, pleasant, courteous, and makes a point of making you feel at ease. He is there to have fun, to enjoy the sweaty and dirty pleasure of two (or more) naked bodies, but all in a relaxed atmosphere. He is less interested in one or two specific activities than in a well-rounded experience. Typically, the Hedonist is also a clam gourmet, spending longer than average amount of time savoring the dish presented to him.
The Fountain of Youth: The Fountain of Youth is a mature (some would say old) gentleman, who (as neverwas so tactfully put it) is just happy to be getting laid, preferable by a pretty and young lady. He is well passed the age where doing the Kamasutra in two hours (let alone 30 minutes) was a doable goal, he has lost the arrogance of thinking of himself as God's Gift To Women, and he has learn to control the Kid in a Candy Store inside him when laying in bed with a naked woman. Life and experience has made him more a Romantic than a Business type, and whatever shyness comes through is probably more a concern for his companion well-being, with maybe a touch of awkwardness due to the age difference. You can often almost hear the FOY thanking his gods in his head, even though he knows fully well that he bribed them to be there.
The Fountain of Youth is also a charming client, respectful and genuinely grateful for the bodies and experience that working women give him access too. He is looking for a pleasurable time with a young beautiful woman more than for any list of acronyms. He is a keeper, and worth putting the extra effort into making him feel like that 40 years old he used to be.
*More to follow, including: The BoyFriend Experience Guy, The Fetishist*
I think there is a book here
This is so good and I'm sure it is coming almost off the top of your head by experience.
This is so good and I'm sure it is coming almost off the top of your head by experience.
Brilliant thread Gen. I'm sure many of us eagerly await what you have to say next. You are obviously a woman of beauty, intelligence and humor.
Keep them coming.
Keep them coming.
1 cup of GGTW + A Table Spoon of The Hedonist + A Dash of the Shy Guy...
I think I want to see Gen so I can get her accurate evaluation though...
SHG
I think I want to see Gen so I can get her accurate evaluation though...
SHG
An entertaining read, and likely has a lot of experience based truth to it.
Nope, no self analysis which one I'd fall into ... it'd depend on my mood for the day
Nope, no self analysis which one I'd fall into ... it'd depend on my mood for the day
It's been heard of that some GGTW guys even ask for a discount, on the basis that they are young and good looking/well endowed/"you won't be disapointed".
Oh I get more than my fair share of these,,,,,,,unbelievable ego on these guys.
Oh I get more than my fair share of these,,,,,,,unbelievable ego on these guys.
The Fetishist: Not to be confused with a guy with a fetish. The Fetishist is the client with an often very common fetish or kink (such as foot fetish), but who is extremely particular and specific about his fetish (size 6 1/2 feet, with a delicate but pronounced arch, a royal red pedicure on medium length square toe nails, clean feet but smelling of vintage beige nylon-wear for a half-day, in strappy 4" heels gold sandals). His fetish usually comes with an extremely detailed script of how the session should go, with very little room for improvisation of input from the provider.
The Fetishist is the epitomy of the high-maintenance client, generally to the point of being impossible to please. He can often be found on Review Boards asking, "Are there any SP who really like [having their feet pampered]* ?".
*[replace by any other fetish].
The BoyFriend Experience: Like its counterpart the GirlFriend Experience, The BoyFriend Experience is more than the sum of his menu. He often brings a little personal gift to his dates, he compliments you on your new hair color or the way your jeans flatters your curves, he will seem genuinely pleased and happy to see you again, he remembers stuff that you talked about on your last date, he seems as interested in talking and spending time with you as in fucking you, and he fucks you like a good lover would, giving as much as he takes. But what really captures the BoyFriend Experience is his ability to make you forget that you're at work and that he left an envelop on the night stand.
The BoyFriend Experience is that client that makes you think, even if for only a brief moment, "under different circumstances... maybe...".
The Fetishist is the epitomy of the high-maintenance client, generally to the point of being impossible to please. He can often be found on Review Boards asking, "Are there any SP who really like [having their feet pampered]* ?".
*[replace by any other fetish].
The BoyFriend Experience: Like its counterpart the GirlFriend Experience, The BoyFriend Experience is more than the sum of his menu. He often brings a little personal gift to his dates, he compliments you on your new hair color or the way your jeans flatters your curves, he will seem genuinely pleased and happy to see you again, he remembers stuff that you talked about on your last date, he seems as interested in talking and spending time with you as in fucking you, and he fucks you like a good lover would, giving as much as he takes. But what really captures the BoyFriend Experience is his ability to make you forget that you're at work and that he left an envelop on the night stand.
The BoyFriend Experience is that client that makes you think, even if for only a brief moment, "under different circumstances... maybe...".
Haha. That's where the "it's been heard of" is probably coming from. Being an agency girl, I've never had someone try to bargain my rates with me, but I do remember ladies here complaining about the GGTW trying to get discounts.
This is a direct quote "Hi, do you give discounts for young hotties with big dicks?" and one of my favourites, "do I get a discount if you cum too?"
