Please wash yer balls!!

HAMSTER INSPECTOR

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What if I don't. Is there an additional cleaning charge?
 

jackson11

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IF YOU COULD JUST GO AHEAD AND WASH YER JUNK BEFORE SESSION THAT WOULD BE GRRRRRREAAAT.

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Please don't leave us sitting out in a parked car for more then two minutes (maybe not to you personally but to SPs in general). As soon as we arrive let us come up.
I have gone to appointments after coming straight out of taking a shower. Completely fresh and clean. When I arrive at the location I am told "will only be 5 more minutes"....after 20 minutes get the text "almost ready" then 15 more minutes "will be ready soon" then eventually I am let in. Winter is not too bad but 40 degree humid heat is a lot different.

Doesn't matter when you take a shower if you leave a guy (maybe not you personally) sitting in a hot car or even standing outside on a day like today that is over 40 degrees with humidity his balls are going to sweat.
 

asuran

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Is there an educational video for washing your balls. Please help...
Some people just don't have the natural talent to do that. Sorry, you are less talented.
This hobby may not be right for you.
LOL
 

Sapphire Sirens

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Please don't leave us sitting out in a parked car for more then two minutes (maybe not to you personally but to SPs in general). As soon as we arrive let us come up.
I have gone to appointments after coming straight out of taking a shower. Completely fresh and clean. When I arrive at the location I am told "will only be 5 more minutes"....after 20 minutes get the text "almost ready" then 15 more minutes "will be ready soon" then eventually I am let in. Winter is not too bad but 40 degree humid heat is a lot different.

Doesn't matter when you take a shower if you leave a guy (maybe not you personally) sitting in a hot car or even standing outside on a day like today that is over 40 degrees with humidity his balls are going to sweat.
Our clients are able to walk right in, to a A/C room.
Its a hot day, we offer the shower and most turn it down.... YUCK!!!
 

Gobroncosgo

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Coming from mostly MTL SP I'm surprised incall doesn't require a shower. It's pretty much SOP there.
 
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Our clients are able to walk right in, to a A/C room.
Its a hot day, we offer the shower and most turn it down.... YUCK!!!
I think you may be presenting this option to your clients in the wrong way.

I've never been to Saphire Studios before...but at the spas I've been to it is simply not an option to refuse to take a shower. If you want service then you just fucking do it. They say it more nicely than that of course...LOL...but the message is clear!


 

Sapphire Sirens

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I think you may be presenting this option to your clients in the wrong way.

I've never been to Saphire Studios before...but at the spas I've been to it is simply not an option to refuse to take a shower. If you want service then you just fucking do it. They say it more nicely than that of course...LOL...but the message is clear!


lol Its a battle with ppl more often then you would think!
Some actually PRETEND to shower!!!!
We have posted signs in the bathroom and rooms that use of soap and water are a must! lol
 
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lol Its a battle with ppl more often then you would think!
Some actually PRETEND to shower!!!!
We have posted signs in the bathroom and rooms that use of soap and water are a must! lol
LMAO! Some of these guys sound like overgrown, dysfunctional children! Who the fuck would refuse to take a shower or pretend to take a shower? That's just fucked up! I'm confident that no terbite would ever engage in such fuckery (except possibly Celticman).

Anyway...I have an idea- Play this vid in your waiting area...Make bath time fun for these assclowns!



SMFH
 

Mr Bret

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If you think a client is going to fake the shower, strongly encourage a SF2 before the massage starts.


Or have the receptionist actually turn on the shower for the guy and escort him into it.
Maybe even a little fluffing to start the session off on a good note.

If I go to a place I don't know and there is no shower, I very rarely stay. Very very rarely, and they have to offer up a good hot towel wash before and after for me to stay.
 

rhuarc29

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Its a hot day, we offer the shower and most turn it down.... YUCK!!!
Seriously???

I just assume the shower is a given, even if I've showered before coming. It puts the lady at ease. And I expect the lady to shower either before I get there, or join me.

Similar to MPs, shower time shouldn't be included in the paid time (unless it's a SF2). Which is why many people probably skip it: to get the most bang for their buck! (heh)
 
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I just twirl it around like a helicopter blade before the session.
 
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