Please wash yer balls!!

[Yoga Face]

WASH YER JUNK BEFORE SESSION THAT WOULD BE GRRRRRREAAAT.

A table shower before massage should solve problem or a SFT

Also, monthly waxing really keeps things clean

MP's could provide a waxing service followed by massage

 

[Sapphire Sirens]

lmao! Some of these guys sound like overgrown, dysfunctional children! Who the fuck would refuse to take a shower or pretend to take a shower? That's just fucked up! I'm confident that no terbite would ever engage in such fuckery (except possibly celticman).

Anyway...i have an idea- play this vid in your waiting area...make bath time fun for these assclowns!

smfh

hahahah!!!

 

[Sapphire Sirens]

THANK YOU!!!!!
And shower never counts into their time, we also have hot towel service after the session as well as offer another shower

 

[SchlongConery]

Please don't leave us sitting out in a parked car for more then two minutes (maybe not to you personally but to SPs in general). As soon as we arrive let us come up.

I have gone to appointments after coming straight out of taking a shower. Completely fresh and clean. When I arrive at the location I am told "will only be 5 more minutes"....after 20 minutes get the text "almost ready" then 15 more minutes "will be ready soon" then eventually I am let in. Winter is not too bad but 40 degree humid heat is a lot different.

Doesn't matter when you take a shower if you leave a guy (maybe not you personally) sitting in a hot car or even standing outside on a day like today that is over 40 degrees with humidity his balls are going to sweat.

Couple of thoughts....

1. You need to get an air conditioned car. (Why the last two minutes of your journey from your home to the incall is when your ball sack gets all sweaty is beyond my expertise)

2. Just take another shower when you arrive.


But I agree with you on the frustration of being stalled and stalled when you arrive for your appointment.

Given that professional offices like Doctors and Dentists can't keep anything close to the time of our appointment, I think SP's do a pretty good job. I only WISH I was only delayed by 5-15 minutes at the Doctor's or Dentist's office!

 

[SchlongConery]

Please Clean Your Balls

SOOOOOO funny! Thanks for posting this!

 

[jackson11]

Couple of thoughts....

1. You need to get an air conditioned car. (Why the last two minutes of your journey from your home to the incall is when your ball sack gets all sweaty is beyond my expertise)

2. Just take another shower when you arrive.


But I agree with you on the frustration of being stalled and stalled when you arrive for your appointment.

Given that professional offices like Doctors and Dentists can't keep anything close to the time of our appointment, I think SP's do a pretty good job. I only WISH I was only delayed by 5-15 minutes at the Doctor's or Dentist's office!

1- I do have an air conditioned car. Staying cool driving to the place is usually not an issue. The problem starts when someone arrives and they are left to wait (that is why I put you get a text saying wait 20 minutes, then another text wait another 5 minutes then another text will be soon wait another 5 minutes). I am not going to leave my car idling in a parking lot on a hot day for half hour. During that half hour wait in a hot car or even standing outside in the heat a guy is going to sweat his balls off

2- if an SP offers a shower when I enter I always take a shower. It helps put the girl at ease that I am clean. However you would be surprised how many SPs don't offer showers. I have gone to plenty of appointments on a hot day been left waiting in the car then got in and the SP just started. My thought has always been how the hell is she able to do that with sweaty guys all day.

 

[AK-47]

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[Celticman]

I take mine to the dry cleaners before every session. I leave the cleaning tag on the boys to assure the ladies of absolute cleanliness down there.

 

[stinkynuts]

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.... :apthy:

 

[wilbur]

Wash Yo Damn Nuts

Yes... very effective... very to the point...

Maybe needs a few subtitles though.

 

[Kazuma_Kiryu]

LMAO! Some of these guys sound like overgrown, dysfunctional children! Who the fuck would refuse to take a shower or pretend to take a shower? That's just fucked up! I'm confident that no terbite would ever engage in such fuckery (except possibly Celticman).

Anyway...I have an idea- Play this vid in your waiting area...Make bath time fun for these assclowns!

SMFH

Especially when an intimate SF2 is on the table

 

[AK-47]

The worst is when the guy showers and doesnt wash between his foreskin.
even though i do bbbj that is a sure way to make sure you only receive a cbj

Circumcision FTW

 

[kid_kuh]

The worst is when the guy showers and doesnt wash between his foreskin.
even though i do bbbj that is a sure way to make sure you only receive a cbj

It would great if you bring it to the guy's attention. Some people don't realize their own faults. It would be an awkward conversation but you both would come out happier

 

[harryass]

The worst is when the guy showers and doesnt wash between his foreskin.
even though i do bbbj that is a sure way to make sure you only receive a cbj

Perhaps this is why some sps have accompany showers with the client.
Gotta luv accompany showers. You can wash mines and I can wash your pussy.