My review of my first ottawa club
Alright, I originally planed to go to 77 but I got lazy and just went to playmate. Big mistake. This place is tiny with only a few dancers.
Anyways I had a dance with this french canadian/middle eastern girl - thick body, not best facially but was a pretty good dance to start. Well after that I keep looking for a good looking girl, I barely saw any, so I decide on this girl that look decent on the stage. She is this shorter woman who looks maybe in her 30s. Well we start the dance and she alrady smells like smoke and she looks skanky - maybe the alchohol fooled me initally. The first dance was ok, then comes the second dance, she puts her coochie right near my face and the scent of a 1,000 rotting fish attacks my nose; at this point im dogging it like Mike tyson and I grab her trying to keep her down, I'm fighting for my life, this is the worse smell ever. That was disgusting.
After recovering I have my eye on this girl cut tall white girl but she gets taken by this dude who looks like a somali pirate, so I im like, ok no problem I'm sure this will be quick. Well after 25 minutes, she is still dancing for this pirate. So I find this other girl, great dancer - I cant remember her name but she has like streaks on her hair and lots and lots of punk rock/heavy metal type tatoos.Session was ok, I get done and that girl I was waiting for is still dancing for this somali priate dude - he must of found a lot of treasures and become wealthy because she was there forever. She was this cute kind of tall whtie girl, cant' remmber if she was brunette or blonde but she was popular. So I decide to have a dance with girl called angel, pretty cute. This session was the most ridiculous session ever. She literally spent 90 percent of the dance just doing nothing and talking on my lap, I was not sure if she was doing this on purpose or if she is just like this. I mean I was just laughing at this point, she just wouldn't stop talking
Anyways I would never go to this club again, too many mediocre girls if im being blunt, im not spending my hard on money on this