Paris Hilton

[Mcluhan]

Reported two days early for jail. Do you think she's excited?

 

[hunter001]

Maybe she will learn something. It seems unlikely.

 

[Mcluhan]

She got carved pretty good by Sarah Silverman on the MTV awards on tv last night, she didn't look to impressed when the cameras turned to her.

celebrity without a cause

 

[BallzDeep]

She might be excited until she takes her first dump in front of her cell mate.

 

[Dash]

So far, she doesn't have a cellmate.

But stay tuned, kids...they're still trying to find the most perfect cellmate candidate that can help keep paris hilton disciplined.

Or, will they let her live her 23 days wallowing in loneliness...without her greek heir boyfriends to french her all day.

 

[Mr. Lucky]

It's only 23 days! which should have been 43 but she got lucky.

Martha stewart was there like 5 months
Lil kim has 1 year in Jail

They even selected the right cellmate for her.

 

[Mr. Lucky]

She might be excited until she takes her first dump in front of her cell mate.

Now that I dunno becuase they do have bathrooms for inmates also.

Im sure britney spears will visit her and all her fans will send her gifts...

 

[jimmyt]

Maybe she will learn something. It seems unlikely.

I hope that waste of skin gets completely violated by a big bull dyke....fuck she bugs me

 

[rip_hymen]

She got carved pretty good by Sarah Silverman on the MTV awards on tv last night, she didn't look to impressed when the cameras turned to her.

That had to be one of the funniest things I think i have ever seen. Sarah Silverman is fucking awesome.

 

[lookingforitallthetime]

That had to be one of the funniest things I think i have ever seen. Sarah Silverman is fucking awesome.

Link

 

[Mr. Lucky]

^^ haha wow I missed that one!

 

[Cute In A Kilt]

That had to be one of the funniest things I think i have ever seen. Sarah Silverman is fucking awesome.

I wonder how Paris's teeth are doing LOL

 

[hunter001]

She got carved pretty good by Sarah Silverman on the MTV awards on tv last night, she didn't look to impressed when the cameras turned to her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqUig75bAz8

 

[Esco!]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqUig75bAz8

Jack Nicholson's expression is priceless

 

[hunter001]

Jack Nicholson's expression is priceless

I almost like he has been there.

 

[tboy]

LOL SS did a number on her.....man, I wonder what went through her mind when the crowd started cheering when SS said that she was going to jail.....

I don't know about you but that'd make me feel pretty fucking low.....

 

[moviefan]

I hate to say this, but I read some of the news reports of the interview that Paris gave on the red carpet yesterday ... and I actually think she's handling this situation pretty well.

I'm no fan of hers, but she sounded more mature speaking to reporters yesterday than what I expected.

 

[Aardvark154]

I hate to say this, but I read some of the news reports of the interview that Paris gave on the red carpet yesterday ... and I actually think she's handling this situation pretty well.

I'm no fan of hers, but she sounded more mature speaking to reporters yesterday than what I expected.

Hopefully she's finally learning something about the responsibilities of being an adult.

 

[Mongrel4u]

I hate to say this, but I read some of the news reports of the interview that Paris gave on the red carpet yesterday ... and I actually think she's handling this situation pretty well.

I'm no fan of hers, but she sounded more mature speaking to reporters yesterday than what I expected.

Shes gonna be in a special needs unit.... big deal.....its gonna be just like usual life for her except with out the Bently......chilln.

Now if she had the guts to go in regular population.......

 

[jbar]

"Jail is hot!!!" - Paris Hilton, July 2007