You know I am the self proclaimed Queen of Durham. Just making sure you know to bow down appropriately. I am sure your hick education was not quite the formal one us Royals have become accustom too.
As your Queen of this backwater wasteland, I declare you to be the lonely jester. Laughable and amusing but nothing more then fading fancy once and while.
Now irk me some more you heathen and I shall demote to lowly BP cocksucker, pimping you out of a glory hole for the rest of these God forsaken hicks.
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I really, really need to meet you.... I got too much $ burning a hole in my pocket

