keep your underwear clean!! after you cum there will be some cum that drips out later, and will stain the inside of your underwear. ladies check for this stuff, and it would be hard to explain. just stuff a paper towel down in your underwear.
Not Getting Caught
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Any one here ever heard of CASH. No statments, everyone accepts it, no trace of any sort and for the sp it is immediatly usable and non taxable.
Cell phone gets turned on when leaving and back off when arriving back home. Never put an SP or MP phone # on your speed dial. I have a black book burried deep within the bowels of my ride. It only contains name and #, no address and the last 4 numbers are mixed up.
Never call an SP from your home, friends home or any place where you do bussiness.
Dave
Cell phone gets turned on when leaving and back off when arriving back home. Never put an SP or MP phone # on your speed dial. I have a black book burried deep within the bowels of my ride. It only contains name and #, no address and the last 4 numbers are mixed up.
Never call an SP from your home, friends home or any place where you do bussiness.
Dave
Whenever I read these threads I feel lucky - I got started hobbying because my wife suggested that I do so because she felt guilty about how frustrated I was. Still, I try not to rub it in anyone's face, my suggestions are:
- Cash, Cash, Cash. It is just so much better. And make a habit of withdrawing more than you need, so that you can keep a float of $500 or so on hand at all times, so you do not have to explain why you withdrew a lot of cash from an ATM at lunchtime the day after you withdrew a week's worth somewhere else.
- Get your wife her own computer, and put an XP password on yours, and activate the screen saver with password in case you leave it unattended. It is still worth clearing the cache and things, but if she has no access to it, you are better off.
- If she can handle it, have it be known that you go to the strip club once in a while just for the buffet. Somewhere like Treasures is good. Ideally, go with her friends husband or someone like that, and explain that you go for the food but do not get dances. This explains the occasional hair or perfume.
- Cash, Cash, Cash. It is just so much better. And make a habit of withdrawing more than you need, so that you can keep a float of $500 or so on hand at all times, so you do not have to explain why you withdrew a lot of cash from an ATM at lunchtime the day after you withdrew a week's worth somewhere else.
- Get your wife her own computer, and put an XP password on yours, and activate the screen saver with password in case you leave it unattended. It is still worth clearing the cache and things, but if she has no access to it, you are better off.
- If she can handle it, have it be known that you go to the strip club once in a while just for the buffet. Somewhere like Treasures is good. Ideally, go with her friends husband or someone like that, and explain that you go for the food but do not get dances. This explains the occasional hair or perfume.
Big Brother watching/listening...
Those of you that like Emails and IM, well guess again, if you work for a big place, chances are its kept and keywords flagged.
CEO of Boeing got the boot as his graphical email about his affair with his VP was revealed. The affair wasn't the cause but using the company email with forbidden keywords was against Code of Conducts.
People suspect he wanted to get caught as he could have easily used the encryted email system they have in place for communicating with U.S. Dept. of Defence. Supposedly no one else would have access or his email scanned.
For that matter, don't use your office phone as phone # are tracked, some places have conversation tapped/kept for duration.borderx1 said:
Those of you that like Emails and IM, well guess again, if you work for a big place, chances are its kept and keywords flagged.
CEO of Boeing got the boot as his graphical email about his affair with his VP was revealed. The affair wasn't the cause but using the company email with forbidden keywords was against Code of Conducts.
People suspect he wanted to get caught as he could have easily used the encryted email system they have in place for communicating with U.S. Dept. of Defence. Supposedly no one else would have access or his email scanned.
Here's a reputable place...
For those gentlemen with habit to sent flowers, there's a place @ Yonge/Lawrence called Affair with Flowers that is happy to accept your credit cards, especially if you share statements with you SO. One way to get their attention.VincenzoTurismo said:
See this thread for some other useful tips.
https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=79356
Here are a few things to remember.
Here are a few tips if you do not want to use separate computers or cell phones.
1) never call the SP from your cell phone (because of the record) use a payphone. (did anyone see the movie "The Phone Booth ... you should probably use different pay phones too
2) Make sure to clear your phone history daily and esp after receiving a call from your sp to confirm the appointment
3) leave cellphone turned off when wife is around and make sure your message does not say your real name (you don`t want her to ask for you by name if the wife answers the phone, (this leaves available the option of deny deny deny as the call was clearly a wrong number).
4) for internet privacy I highly recommend you use the brower Maxthon
http://www.maxthon.com/
Rather than IE. You can set Maxthon to clear your entire history, cache, passwords, drop down history, cookies whenever you close it. Whenever I hear my wife approaching, I simply close it down and poof everything is gone.
5) install a spywhere program on your computer to ensure that she hasn`t but a key logger on the computer.
6) go for a swim after you have seen the SP (stolen from the thread above but it is pure genius) to explain why you have showered and smell so pretty
7) get some lip gloss for you lips and use it liberally.
8) only use cash
9) never bring them to your home no matter what!!!!!!
10) when you get home, offer to bang your wife as you normally would (or if you normally wouldn`t continue to not offer to bang your wife) do not change your routine
https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=79356
Here are a few things to remember.
Here are a few tips if you do not want to use separate computers or cell phones.
1) never call the SP from your cell phone (because of the record) use a payphone. (did anyone see the movie "The Phone Booth ... you should probably use different pay phones too
2) Make sure to clear your phone history daily and esp after receiving a call from your sp to confirm the appointment
3) leave cellphone turned off when wife is around and make sure your message does not say your real name (you don`t want her to ask for you by name if the wife answers the phone, (this leaves available the option of deny deny deny as the call was clearly a wrong number).
4) for internet privacy I highly recommend you use the brower Maxthon
http://www.maxthon.com/
Rather than IE. You can set Maxthon to clear your entire history, cache, passwords, drop down history, cookies whenever you close it. Whenever I hear my wife approaching, I simply close it down and poof everything is gone.
5) install a spywhere program on your computer to ensure that she hasn`t but a key logger on the computer.
6) go for a swim after you have seen the SP (stolen from the thread above but it is pure genius) to explain why you have showered and smell so pretty
7) get some lip gloss for you lips and use it liberally.
8) only use cash
9) never bring them to your home no matter what!!!!!!
10) when you get home, offer to bang your wife as you normally would (or if you normally wouldn`t continue to not offer to bang your wife) do not change your routine
Ha Ha Ha,borderx1 said:
When I was living with my ex of 5 years, and things were rapidly coming unglued, that's exactly what I did. Went to Radio Shack, bought the "bug" called a "phone-corder" and a voice activated tape recorder.
I ran a secret phone jack into a closet in the basement where I knew she never went and set it to automatic.
I hit pay dirt the first day of planting my bug.
It was amazing.
We were in the process of breaking up, turns out she had been seeing another guy who was "just a friend"
I found out everything, wheres, whens, everything.
At the time we were involved in a lot of financial haggling, but I knew the games she was playing. I was making her offers to buy her out of the house, and she would reject them as being a joke, then get on the phone and tell her friends how I had made her a fair offer, but she was going to try to get more out of me, or how she was going to make plays for various assets I had to try and fuck me up.
I had her convinced I was a psychic by the end of it all.
One down side though, you are going to hear things about yourself you probably don't want to hear.
Still, worked like a charm.
Sorry, but I think that`s up there with the classic " i only read porn for the articles". Most women won`t buy that.C Dick said:
I have to agree with a couple of the earlier posters, if getting caught is a huge concern then it`s probably best not to play with fire. I mean, is getting off that one time really worth risking losing your kids or half your possessions? I`m not trying to sound judgemental, plus I`m single so it`s easy for me to say this, but it would just seem like such a waste to lose everything for a couple of hours with a SP who likely has no feelings for you whatsoever. After all, how would you guys take if you found out your wife was getting together with some guy while you were at work?
Once again, i`m not trying to judge (I`ve had affairs with married ladies twice before, so i shouldn`t preach) but it`s just something to consider. Plus, no matter how careful you are, it`s natural that after getting away with it a few times you start getting a little lazy and that`s usually when you get caught.
On the note about SPs calling a guy at home; back when i was in my early-20s i had visited a pro dominatrix about once a month for about four years. I had always called from my home, knew she knew my number but didn`t think there was ever any reason to worry because i was single. I eventually stopped seeing her because i decided to try and concentrate on other things
in my life. Anyways about a year later, i get a message from her on my call answer, saying "this is Mistress so-and-so, haven`t seen you for a while but i`m still available for sessions if you want to come back", even going so far as to offer me reduced prices since i was a former regular. My girlfriend at the time knew about my kinks and my past, so it wasn`t a problem, but i can`t imagine how damaging that could be for someone who wasn`t in that position. Isn`t there a level of discretion that SPs are supposed to respect?
I have a married friend who has a separate chequing account to which he deposits various cheques that come his way, or slips a bit here and there.
He breaks his expense cheques down at work to those that can be traced by the wife (Business trip charges on his visa) vs. those that can not be - cash for odds and ends, mileage etc.
All of these cheques go into his slush fund account.
He breaks his expense cheques down at work to those that can be traced by the wife (Business trip charges on his visa) vs. those that can not be - cash for odds and ends, mileage etc.
All of these cheques go into his slush fund account.
baci2004 said:
HAHA, ok so if you wife wonders what that sweet smell on your lips is from, you can explain ... lip gloss (not my tip, stolen from the other thread but works great).
I_am_the_man said:HAHA, ok so if you wife wonders what that sweet smell on your lips is from, you can explain ... lip gloss (not my tip, stolen from the other thread but works great).
Lol, I see. So it's better for your wife to think that you are a fucking homo instead of being unfaithful.
Yes!baci2004 said:
Rule number one: Don't get caught
Rule number two: If you get caught, have a good alternate excuse to explain away her suspicion
Rule number three: If rule number one and two fail: Deny Deny Deny
not getting caught
I agree you have to deny deny deny until the bitter end and you are confronted with hard evidence like photographs from a private investigator or copies of emails etc. NEVER assume she knows and come clean unless you have no choice. And to all the holier than thou types passing judgement here I ask you WHAT ARE you doing on this site?????
"Where theres smoke theres gonna be fire, do ya think your man enough to try her" "Fever - X Rated 1992 "
I agree you have to deny deny deny until the bitter end and you are confronted with hard evidence like photographs from a private investigator or copies of emails etc. NEVER assume she knows and come clean unless you have no choice. And to all the holier than thou types passing judgement here I ask you WHAT ARE you doing on this site?????
"Where theres smoke theres gonna be fire, do ya think your man enough to try her" "Fever - X Rated 1992
"Even after you are presented with the pictures there is still a way out...
That isn't my head in between her legs! Obviosly someone has digitally altered the originals.
That isn't my head in between her legs! Obviosly someone has digitally altered the originals.
well being in the business i tried to make sure that my customers dont get caught, showers and baby wipes non scented so theres no smells and hand sanatizer i've been in this business for 8 yrs and not one of my boyfriends have ever found out what i do including the one i have right now!
as an sp i totally agree money no paper tail and the only problem with the number is to make sure its not a blocked number because a lot of us dont answer private numbers
