Not Getting Caught

Could try something unique. Be faithful to your wife. But there is the other question who's she outcalling for?
 
Another "phone" tip

Virgin Mobile have some relatively cheap "pay as you go" cells phones (I just picked one up for $91 including taxes and 10 or 20 minutes air time.)

You can pick one up at the larger Shoppers Drugmarts (and a few other places as well, but Shoppers is where I picked up mine.)

No name required so it's also handy if you are worried about LE tracing numbers out of the SP's little black phone books as well.

Mine will be staying in the back of my desk at work, only to come out when needed.