#NoNutNovember

[y2kmark]

Are you fricken sick in the head or something?

WE CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT SEX!

We could if we had to, we just very much don't want to...

 

[poker]

Ah! I didn't quite read it right, I initially thought it doubled every day in which case we are looking at over 1 billion on Dec 30th, or 12, 427 ejaculations per second.

Here's the math:

2 to the power of 30 = 1,073, 741, 824.

1073741824/(60*60*24) = 12,427.5674 per second.

Now, if you REALLY like a challenge, if you extend it just 7 days into the first week ofJanuray you are up to a rather wearisome 4.5782857E28 ejaculations - that's per SECOND my pecker-thrashed friend.

How I love exponential growth......

So…. how many cans of WD40 will I need?

 

[mandrill]

The girls are clearly part of this whole NoNutNovember conspiracy. When I dropped by Pure on Wednesday, Katie told me that she was completely booked up and when I called this morning, the booker said that Samantha had cancelled her shift.

Result - No nutting for me, at least of the "other-assisted" variety. I ask you, can this reasonably be considered a "coincidence"?...

 

[craig_hoxton]

Sorry I couldn't control myself...

 

[NotADcotor]

I've been eating peanuts so I'm out.

 

[hodge12]

If we organize we can drive down the prices.