New Toronto Slogan.

[The Fruity Hare]

Apparently Toronto is in a slow decline, tourism is down, we are no longer 'Toronto The Good', not even Toronto the clean. Perhaps the good membership of TERB could put it all right again by coming up with a slogan that will bring the pride back to this once great city. Any ideas?
Here's a couple to start:


At Least We're Not Ottawa!



Toronto! Where the SPs Shine At Night.

 

[Meesh]

Toronto - Mel Free at Last!

Toronto - We ARE the Centre of the Universe!

Toronto - Thanks for Visting (Now GO HOME!)

Toronto - What the Hell were we Thinking of!

Toronto - Home of Perpetual Road Work.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Toronto - See where the trash in your backyard got its start!

Toronto - Canada's biggest shitty

Toronto - Home of sport teams ineptitude (The Blue Jays back to back World Series wins were an accident)

Toronto - Where a thermonuclear detonation would be an improvement!

Toronto - Come see the world's tallest free-standing phallic symbol!

 

[Meesh]

Toronto - At Least it's Not London!

 

[Goober Mcfly]

At Least We're Not Ottawa!

Toronto - At Least it's Not London!

Toronto - We're full of uncreative plagiarizing asshats!

 

[thunder0702]

Toronto - See where the trash in your backyard got its start!

Toronto - Canada's biggest shitty

Toronto - Home of sport teams ineptitude (The Blue Jays back to back World Series wins were an accident)

Toronto - Where a thermonuclear detonation would be an improvement!

Toronto - Come see the world's tallest free-standing phallic symbol!

AND I WAS GOING TO BUY YOU LUNCH..................NOT







OK






MAYBE

 

[lasslicker]

Toronto: If our strippers don't smile, the next lapdance is free.

 

[ceo8888ca]

How about ?

Toronto - Selections Unlimited..

Toronto - Different Strokes for every folk...

Toronto - Home of the hardworking Terbites..

Just for starters.. these are politically correct and clever slogans.. and positive too!

 

[TheNiteHwk]

London - Home of the original old gumshoe.

 

[chris123]

Toronto:Love Us

TO: It's All About Us

Home To Stanley's Cup, Except In The Playoffs

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Toronto - Designed to Piss Goober off.

 

[Meesh]

Toronto - Do You Want Fries With That?

 

[onthebottom]

Toronto - home to the underground winter, and 3 days of bad skiing.

 

[HowardHughes]

Toronto - Home of the perpectual summer make-work projects

Toronto - Where Life began

Toronto - The city where the Leafs always fall in the Spring

Toronto - Home of the worlds largest petrie dish

Toronto - Visit our Beaches - but please don't smoke near the water

Toronto - It's Miller Time

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Toronto - We've got more review boards than the funny Goober had jokes.
Toronto - Home of the Just developing, Truly Evil Empire.

 

[MojoRisin']

Toronto - Home of sport teams ineptitude (The Blue Jays back to back World Series wins were an accident)

Toronto - Come see the world's tallest free-standing phallic symbol!

someone has a case of "tower and great hoceky team envy" AGAIN...little brother strikes again

 

[wrong hole]

Toronto - I will remember (so we steal from the french)

Toronto - girls girls girls

Toronto - the alternative to (insert any major american city here)

 

[HowardHughes]

Toronto - come visit the sinking city...BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I just stepped in a puddle outside my front door that was not there yesterday.

hmmmmmmmmmm

 

[HowardHughes]

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

BTW - I was considering stealing C. Montgomery Burn's line of..."...excellent" - I would even hold my hands up as I say it.

Do you think that is evil? Or should I stick to the evil laugh?

Any thoughts?