My new Golf book

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I believe this new book on GOLF gives the reader valuable playing tips,
> and insider information, that I have gained through my years of struggle
> and experience. I'm hopeful that you will find this a useful tool to help
> you enjoy your game that much more as you enjoy the great outdoors.
> Here is a quick summary of the book.
>
> Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt.
> Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough, when you Hit a Titleist from
> the tee.
> Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a bunker.
> Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank.
> Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger.
> Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings.
> Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management.
> Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
> Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round.
> Chapter 10- When Does A Divot become classified as Sod.
> Chapter 11 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the water.
> Chapter 12 - Why your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th.
> Chapter 13- Using Curse words Creatively to Control Ball Flight.
> Chapter 14-When to Let a Foursome Play through Your Twosome.
> Chapter 15 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting five off the Tee.
> Chapter 16 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent.
> Chapter 17 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt.
> Chapter 18 - When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever.
> Chapter 19- Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective stress-Reduction Technique.
> Chapter 20 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?
> Chapter 21 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl and
> Give her a $3 Tip, but will balk at $4.50 at the 19th Hole and stiff the
> Bartender.
>
> Thanking you in advance for your order.