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mrsCALoki

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That's the least of his worries. I'm still trying to understand the references to the imaginary friends. :eek:
my reference to it?

He keeps talking about him and his friends, including women. And the concept of having a typical woman reading terb in a group including men and commenting on it was just so bizarre I had to call him on it. And he seems to have a lot of imaginary friends who think just like he does, if you accept his words at face value.
 

simon482

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You sound like Loki. I got him to give up chocolates by letting him taste any he wanted from my mouth. :) and gave him a banana cream pie served on me as a birthay present. Now he wants me as a plate all the time.
yeah in theory that would work but it actually sounds kinda gross to me. nothing personal to you but when i sit down to munch a pie i don't want the pretense of being cute getting in my way, i just want to eat the fucking pie. same goes for chocolate, you stick it in your mouth and tell me to come taste it and i look in your mouth and see a melted chocolate that loots like melted shit, odds are i am gonna go eat a chocolate in the other room and not kiss you for a while since it looks like you have shit in your mouth.
 

mrsCALoki

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get him to try sushi off your naked tummy ... I was a sushi plate last week... it was highly erotic...
I cannot, he hates sea food, and has allergies.

I was talked into letting him use me as a pizza plate. It was a huge disaster. Way to hot. Started to burn me. We had pizza all over the place, and it stains.

But thank you for the great idea. :)
 

mrsCALoki

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yeah in theory that would work but it actually sounds kinda gross to me. nothing personal to you but when i sit down to munch a pie i don't want the pretense of being cute getting in my way, i just want to eat the fucking pie. same goes for chocolate, you stick it in your mouth and tell me to come taste it and i look in your mouth and see a melted chocolate that loots like melted shit, odds are i am gonna go eat a chocolate in the other room and not kiss you for a while since it looks like you have shit in your mouth.

Seems to work when the guy has a nag keeping him on a strict diet. :rofl: but I guess not for you.
 

simon482

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Seems to work when the guy has a nag keeping him on a strict diet. :rofl: but I guess not for you.
yeah, i don't appreciate people fucking with my food. i mean yeah sure i get that your trying to be sexy but really ? put a chcolate in your mouth and let it melt then walk up with a pile of sloppy brown in your mouth and say kiss me, i would be like "get the fuck out of here" assume you had a moment of slight mental retardation and would just go lock myself in my room till you got the shit out of your mouth.
 

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my reference to it?

He keeps talking about him and his friends, including women. And the concept of having a typical woman reading terb in a group including men and commenting on it was just so bizarre I had to call him on it. And he seems to have a lot of imaginary friends who think just like he does, if you accept his words at face value.
I meant his references to the imaginary friends and the imaginary lady who supposedly helps him with his posts.

"Bizarre" is an understatement.
 

kenpachi

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you are a petty sad little person arn't you? Why are you so bitter and antagonistic?
You see, I'm not bitter at all. Me and my friends here sees you as an entertainment. We just laugh at some of the crazy shit you write. That is all.
 

mrsCALoki

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yeah, i don't appreciate people fucking with my food. i mean yeah sure i get that your trying to be sexy but really ? put a chcolate in your mouth and let it melt then walk up with a pile of sloppy brown in your mouth and say kiss me, i would be like "get the fuck out of here" assume you had a moment of slight mental retardation and would just go lock myself in my room till you got the shit out of your mouth.
He is going to loose weight because his BP and the load on his heart was going to steal him from me. Not an option :). He likes DFK a lot, and after I swallow the chocolate the taste makes him smile. He does not want me fat so does not feed me that many chocolates. It works for us :). I promise to never ever kiss you if I just ate a chocolate. OK?
 

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You see, I'm not bitter at all. Me and my friends here sees you as an entertainment. We just laugh at some of the crazy shit you write. That is all.
Uh ... you and your "friends" might want to think twice about using expressions like "crazy shit."
 

simon482

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He is going to loose weight because his BP and the load on his heart was going to steal him from me. Not an option :). He likes DFK a lot, and after I swallow the chocolate the taste makes him smile. He does not want me fat so does not feed me that many chocolates. It works for us :). I promise to never ever kiss you if I just ate a chocolate. OK?
yeah i get the weight loss thing, i am not clowning on that or trying to keep him healthier. i just got this image in my head of you with a mouth full of chocolate, trying to say kiss me but it sounds more like "kitfh mef" and chocolate running down the sides of your mouth while trying to be all sexy. it's cracking me the fuck up.

i got issues with people fucking with my food though, seriously. don't fuck with my food. give me healthy food, fine. give me bad food, fine. just don't touch it after it's mine or i will rage and go be somewhere else. i have o.c.d about my food.
 

kenpachi

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I cannot, he hates sea food, and has allergies.

I was talked into letting him use me as a pizza plate. It was a huge disaster. Way to hot. Started to burn me. We had pizza all over the place, and it stains.

But thank you for the great idea. :)
That is the shit we are talking about. I can imagine you jumping off the table with a red triangle mark on your tummy. Did you try putting one on your forehead too? hahahahahahahahahaha
 

mrsCALoki

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sushi comes fish-free (not as yummy IMHO but I'm not allergic) and it's incredibly healthy ... way better for him than pizza ; )

watch the soy sauce that stains like pizza sauce.. or worse lol
Jessica, some husbands sneak out and see escorts and cheat with other women. Mine tells me he isgoing to see an SP and cheats with her by going to have pizza.

No one is perfect. Loki has a pizza addiction.

But I will find fish free sushi and try it. Thanks for the tip.
 

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You might want to make your WK tendencies less obvious. And find something better to do other than defend a grown woman this early in the morning.
Thanks for the advice. But where I come from, 11:30 in the morning isn't "early."

Rise and shine, Sparky.

By the way ... do you believe his "friends" are real?
 

mrsCALoki

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yeah i get the weight loss thing, i am not clowning on that or trying to keep him healthier. i just got this image in my head of you with a mouth full of chocolate, trying to say kiss me but it sounds more like "kitfh mef" and chocolate running down the sides of your mouth while trying to be all sexy. it's cracking me the fuck up.

i got issues with people fucking with my food though, seriously. don't fuck with my food. give me healthy food, fine. give me bad food, fine. just don't touch it after it's mine or i will rage and go be somewhere else. i have o.c.d about my food.

:rofl: I bet you were raised in a HUGE family. :)
 

kenpachi

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Uh ... you and your "friends" might want to think twice about using expressions like "crazy shit."
If you look at my previous posts, I don't write reviews. Which means, I'm here on entertainment purposes only. So, as I'm browsing through, I run into CALoki. I find her so entertaining that I call my friends over and have them read all my posts, and CALoki's posts. It's a riot... You should try it too, laughter is one the best therapy.
 

mrsCALoki

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You might want to make your WK tendencies less obvious. And find something better to do other than defend a grown woman this early in the morning.
What is WK?
 

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So, as I'm browsing through, I run into CALoki. I find her so entertaining that I call my friends over and have them read all my posts, and CALoki's posts.
No doubt.

Does your dog tell you and your "friends" that he's Jesus Christ?
 

simon482

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:rofl: I bet you were raised in a HUGE family. :)
nah, not really. me, brother, step brother and other step brother but my actually brother and one of step brothers were never there, so it was just me and my step brother who i met when i was 4 but he didn't become my step brother till i was like 12 when his whore mother started fucking my "dad".
 
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