The other week I was headed to a bud's house. Just when I left the house He messaged me to take my time b/c he was just asked by his sis to do her a fave.
No problem. I figured I'd make a last minute stop at a spa on the way. It's not too far from his place. I called her to make sure she didn't close early, as it was about 8:15PM.
I get there by about 8:28PM. She recognizes me from my last 2 visits (and the fact that I used to go there MANY years ago). She even welcomes me and confirmed that it was me who called ahead.
During the massage, she's moving the towel to strategically cover my male-bits. WTF? Just when I think some teasing is about to start she says it's time to flip. OK. Figured the teasing and deed were about to start. More moving of the towel. WTF?! Some time goes by then i hear her say "OK. Time's up"
WTF?!?!?!
Confused, I point at my junk and ask what happened. She says that there's no time left, and that I should have let her know that I wanted to do that. WTF?!?!?! She looks up at the clock and says that she can do it, but will have to pay for extra time; 15mins extra minimum. I looked at the clock and it was exactly 30 mins. BUT...I had to leave and was DEFINITELY not in the mood for it now, b/c I was confused as FUCK and kind of upset.
The odd thing is that I was also kind of relieved. LOL.
Why? She's OLD! Been doing this in this for a looooong time! THERE'S NOTHING SEXY ABOUT HER! Used to go to her over 20 years ago! I'm older too, but she didn't age nicely. I had gone a few months ago because I kept seeing her ad here and was shocked that she's still going! I had to see how she could still be in business! I fully understood after that 1st session! Her tease was INSANE!!!
I had to admit! I only wished she was a lot nicer. After that 1st visit I felt ashamed of myself (even though the tease and massage were that good). After my 2nd visit I thought I would not return. She's just too unappealing to me. This 3rd visit (and my definite last) was out of desparation. All that day, during a very long drive from Burlington I reflected back on the days when there were sooooo many AMP where I could get a massage with HE for $60 all in. I visited all of them! I longed for an experience like that again. Reliving my younger days...
When my buddy told me to take my time, i thought of where can I go? I could only find her number in the short last minute desperation ...
I don't hobby at all anymore. No telling when/if I will go to another place sometime.
No problem. I figured I'd make a last minute stop at a spa on the way. It's not too far from his place. I called her to make sure she didn't close early, as it was about 8:15PM.
I get there by about 8:28PM. She recognizes me from my last 2 visits (and the fact that I used to go there MANY years ago). She even welcomes me and confirmed that it was me who called ahead.
During the massage, she's moving the towel to strategically cover my male-bits. WTF? Just when I think some teasing is about to start she says it's time to flip. OK. Figured the teasing and deed were about to start. More moving of the towel. WTF?! Some time goes by then i hear her say "OK. Time's up"
WTF?!?!?!
Confused, I point at my junk and ask what happened. She says that there's no time left, and that I should have let her know that I wanted to do that. WTF?!?!?! She looks up at the clock and says that she can do it, but will have to pay for extra time; 15mins extra minimum. I looked at the clock and it was exactly 30 mins. BUT...I had to leave and was DEFINITELY not in the mood for it now, b/c I was confused as FUCK and kind of upset.
The odd thing is that I was also kind of relieved. LOL.
Why? She's OLD! Been doing this in this for a looooong time! THERE'S NOTHING SEXY ABOUT HER! Used to go to her over 20 years ago! I'm older too, but she didn't age nicely. I had gone a few months ago because I kept seeing her ad here and was shocked that she's still going! I had to see how she could still be in business! I fully understood after that 1st session! Her tease was INSANE!!!
I had to admit! I only wished she was a lot nicer. After that 1st visit I felt ashamed of myself (even though the tease and massage were that good). After my 2nd visit I thought I would not return. She's just too unappealing to me. This 3rd visit (and my definite last) was out of desparation. All that day, during a very long drive from Burlington I reflected back on the days when there were sooooo many AMP where I could get a massage with HE for $60 all in. I visited all of them! I longed for an experience like that again. Reliving my younger days...
When my buddy told me to take my time, i thought of where can I go? I could only find her number in the short last minute desperation ...
I don't hobby at all anymore. No telling when/if I will go to another place sometime.