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The other week I was headed to a bud's house. Just when I left the house He messaged me to take my time b/c he was just asked by his sis to do her a fave.
No problem. I figured I'd make a last minute stop at a spa on the way. It's not too far from his place. I called her to make sure she didn't close early, as it was about 8:15PM.
I get there by about 8:28PM. She recognizes me from my last 2 visits (and the fact that I used to go there MANY years ago). She even welcomes me and confirmed that it was me who called ahead.
During the massage, she's moving the towel to strategically cover my male-bits. WTF? Just when I think some teasing is about to start she says it's time to flip. OK. Figured the teasing and deed were about to start. More moving of the towel. WTF?! Some time goes by then i hear her say "OK. Time's up"

WTF?!?!?!
Confused, I point at my junk and ask what happened. She says that there's no time left, and that I should have let her know that I wanted to do that. WTF?!?!?! She looks up at the clock and says that she can do it, but will have to pay for extra time; 15mins extra minimum. I looked at the clock and it was exactly 30 mins. BUT...I had to leave and was DEFINITELY not in the mood for it now, b/c I was confused as FUCK and kind of upset.

The odd thing is that I was also kind of relieved. LOL.
Why? She's OLD! Been doing this in this for a looooong time! THERE'S NOTHING SEXY ABOUT HER! Used to go to her over 20 years ago! I'm older too, but she didn't age nicely. I had gone a few months ago because I kept seeing her ad here and was shocked that she's still going! I had to see how she could still be in business! I fully understood after that 1st session! Her tease was INSANE!!!
I had to admit! I only wished she was a lot nicer. After that 1st visit I felt ashamed of myself (even though the tease and massage were that good). After my 2nd visit I thought I would not return. She's just too unappealing to me. This 3rd visit (and my definite last) was out of desparation. All that day, during a very long drive from Burlington I reflected back on the days when there were sooooo many AMP where I could get a massage with HE for $60 all in. I visited all of them! I longed for an experience like that again. Reliving my younger days...
When my buddy told me to take my time, i thought of where can I go? I could only find her number in the short last minute desperation ...

I don't hobby at all anymore. No telling when/if I will go to another place sometime.
 

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Exact same thing happened to me too, you need to initiate. Otherwise, if you don’t tell him what you want they will not engage because they do not want to assume that is what you came for.
 
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Exact same thing happened to me too, you need to initiate. Otherwise, if you don’t tell him what you want they will not engage because they do not want to assume that is what you came for.
Yeah. If it's your 1st time. That was my 500th time seeing her. LOL. As I mentioned, used to go to her place years ago all the time. This was my 3 time seeing her in as many months during my return ... She knows 'our thang'. LOL.
 

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She had a gun to your balls and tried to get more out of you. Maybe she sat around all day with no calls and you called at the last minute. She tried to get her quota out of you. So did no pay for the extra time, or did you tell Little Johnny that we have our pride and lets get the hell out of there?
 

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Yeah. If it's your 1st time. That was my 500th time seeing her. LOL. As I mentioned, used to go to her place years ago all the time. This was my 3 time seeing her in as many months during my return ... She knows 'our thang'. LOL.
500th time seems like you got too comfortable and your expectations were high. Maybe she wanted to get rid of you for good.
Time to move on and find a new date.
 
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500th time seems like you got too comfortable and your expectations were high. Maybe she wanted to get rid of you for good.
Time to move on and find a new date.
The odd thing is that I was also kind of relieved. LOL.
Why? She's OLD! Been doing this in this for a looooong time! THERE'S NOTHING SEXY ABOUT HER! Used to go to her over 20 years ago! I'm older too, but she didn't age nicely.


Raises questions, but why bother.
 
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She had a gun to your balls and tried to get more out of you. Maybe she sat around all day with no calls and you called at the last minute. She tried to get her quota out of you. So did no pay for the extra time, or did you tell Little Johnny that we have our pride and lets get the hell out of there?
Could be.
But, since I was already ashamed to be there, i took my balls and bounced out of there!
Even if she was hot I probably wood (see what i did there) have not paid for extra time. A guy's gotta have some pride (even if it leaves him with blue balls potentially).
 

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500th time seems like you got too comfortable and your expectations were high. Maybe she wanted to get rid of you for good.
Time to move on and find a new date.
497 (LOL) were MANY years ago! When most of ppl on this site was sperm in their daddy's sac. LOL
Curiousity made me go see her again 2 times a few months ago after NOT seeing her in FOREVER! I couln't understand how she could still be in business after all these years. I used to see her when I was in college. I HAVE BEEN IN COLLEGE FOR A VERY LONG TIME! HOW COULD SHE STILL BE WORKING?!!??!?!?!? (is what I wanted to know and what made me go back to see her that 1st time).
 
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497 (LOL) were MANY years ago! When most of ppl on this site was sperm in their daddy's sac. LOL
Curiousity made me go see her again 2 times a few months ago after NOT seeing her in FOREVER! I couln't understand how she could still be in business after all these years. I used to see her when I was in college. I HAVE BEEN IN COLLEGE FOR A VERY LONG TIME! HOW COULD SHE STILL BE WORKING?!!??!?!?!? (is what I wanted to know and what made me go back to see her that 1st time).
Yeah sounds like she is doing her voodoo on you, forever and some how it didn't effect you that night. ;)
So I assume by my math if you went at age 20 and you are now 50. Maybe she started at <18 and with eating great food she aged just okay. Is she Asian? I can't see a white person still be in the same area and never moved, and the business is still going. Amazing.



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Yeah sounds like she is doing her voodoo on you, forever and some how it didn't effect you that night. ;)
So I assume by my math if you went at age 20 and you are now 50. Maybe she started at <18 and with eating great food she aged just okay. Is she Asian? I can't see a white person still be in the same area and never moved, and the business is still going. Amazing.



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Asian. Not a MILF/GILF by any means. Still remember being in Montreal with the then girlfriend (now wife) years ago and another couple...AND SEEING HER AND HER FRIEND WITH 2 MEN WHO BROUGHT THEM THERE! That was looooong ago. Just thought I spit out that old memory. LOL
 
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