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Ultimate Movie Quotes Quiz:
These are copy/ pasted from an Excel spreadsheet I downloaded in 2005. Test yourself to see how many movies you can identify. I'll post answers in about two weeks.
I got 24/100.
PLEASE DON'T POST ANSWERS IN THIS THREAD!!!
001. Come out, come out, wherever you are.
002. The irony is so thick you could choke on it.
003. Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
004. Give me back my son.
005. People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch.
006. You're just another lying old dirty birdie.
007. See you Monday. We'll be talking about Freud and why he did enough cocaine to kill a small horse.
008. Didn't you notice on the plane when you started talking, eventually I started reading the vomit bag?
009. Hey, all brothers don't know how to use guns, you racist motherfucker.
010. I'm going to give YOU the choice, I never had.
011. I tried to take it back, Boss.
012. Here's Johnny!
013. I am the law.
014. It's not every day I find a story in my own flat.
015. Smile you son of a bitch!
016. My only love sprung from my only hate.
017. I have GOT to get me one of these!
018. Don't I feel like the fucking asshole?
019. Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today.
020. Here's lookin' at you kid.
021. Yeah, well... I also cook.
022. Losers do their best. The winners fuck the prom queen.
023. Pop quiz, hot shot.
024. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
025. You ever met anybody you didn't kill?
026. You'll be seeing a lot of changes around here. Papa's got a brand new bag.
027. My blanket! My blue blanket! Give me my blue blanket!
028. Take it back Brad, take back what you said about Thor.
029. Shwing!
030. Come to me, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod!
031. Dave, my mind is going! I can feel it! I can feel it!
032. Is Mike Hunt here? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?
033. You guys give up, or ya thirsty for more?
034. YOU might want to re-think those ties.
035. The dog?! You are named after the dog?!
036. Jesus!….. who are those guys?
037. So, Peter, you've become a pirate
038. I quit my job. I didn't LOSE it - it wasn't like, oops, I lost my job, where is it ?!
039. What did the Romans ever do for us?
040. I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
041 I'd rather die covered in blood than an old man lying in my own piss.
042. I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner.
043. Mr. Cobblepot, you are the coolest role model a young person could have.
044. Don't fuck with me retard. My version of the story will be better than yours!!
045. That'll do pig.
046. Let me go now and I will leave you the use of your legs.
047. If they can dye the river green today, why can't they dye it blue the other 364 days of the year?
048. We need bigger guns.
049. If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.
050. You haven't seen me very upset.
051. Squeal like a pig.
052. The Ultimate Male versus The Ultimate Meatball.
053. That's not a knife, this is a knife.
054. Marriage is just a way of getting out of an embarrassing pause in conversation.
055. Four-thousand restaurants in the downtown area, I pick the one my father goes to.
056. It happens every time, they all become blueberries!
057. I'll have what she's having.
058. You shoot me in a dream, you'd better wake up and apologize.
059. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said, "Dead nigger storage"?
060. I feel the need, the need for speed.
061. It's one billionth our size, and it's beating us.
062. When a guy picks a chick over his buddies, somethin' gotta be wrong!
063. Foul-mouthed"? Fuck you!
064. You're gonna regret this the rest of your life…both seconds of it.
065. Are yeh alright Sharon?
066. Hi, I'm Chuckie, wanna play?
067. She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
068. I'm an excellent driver.
069. It's got a wonderful defence mechanism--you don't dare kill it.
070. It's show time!
071. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked.
072. If you live another day, I'll be very impressed!
073. I'm not the heroic type. Really, I was beaten up by Quakers.
074. I simply didn't notice, neither did the guards. Seriously, how often do you really look at a man's shoes?
075. You know what Monty Python says… Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
076. Two men enter, one man leaves.
077. If it bleeds, we can kill it.
078. I can't stand save-asses, and I won't abide kiss-asses.
079. What we got here is failure to communicate.
080. I'm the bad guy??? How did that happen?
081. At my signal, unleash hell.
082. This isn't flying. This is falling, with style!
083. You know I don't wear any underwear.
084. I'm freezing my royal Rastafarian na-nas off!
085. A great day comrades, we sail into history!
086. We came. We saw. We kicked its ass!
087. This has GOT to be a nine-point-oh on my weird-shit-o-meter.
088. I guess sometimes there just aren't enough rocks.
089. He pulls a knife, you pull a gun, he puts one of yours in the hospital, you put one of his in the morgue.
090. Is he a pig? He sure eats like one.
091. Call me Snake.
092. Well sir, I aint a for-real cowboy, but I am one helluva stud.
093. I want the fairy tale.
094. The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots.
095. A man's gotta know his limitations.
096. Because tomorrow, the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring?
097. You're a walking lie Helen, and I can see right throught you.
098. Dead or alive, you're coming with me.
099. I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
100. We're on a mission from God.
These are copy/ pasted from an Excel spreadsheet I downloaded in 2005. Test yourself to see how many movies you can identify. I'll post answers in about two weeks.
I got 24/100.
PLEASE DON'T POST ANSWERS IN THIS THREAD!!!
001. Come out, come out, wherever you are.
002. The irony is so thick you could choke on it.
003. Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
004. Give me back my son.
005. People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch.
006. You're just another lying old dirty birdie.
007. See you Monday. We'll be talking about Freud and why he did enough cocaine to kill a small horse.
008. Didn't you notice on the plane when you started talking, eventually I started reading the vomit bag?
009. Hey, all brothers don't know how to use guns, you racist motherfucker.
010. I'm going to give YOU the choice, I never had.
011. I tried to take it back, Boss.
012. Here's Johnny!
013. I am the law.
014. It's not every day I find a story in my own flat.
015. Smile you son of a bitch!
016. My only love sprung from my only hate.
017. I have GOT to get me one of these!
018. Don't I feel like the fucking asshole?
019. Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today.
020. Here's lookin' at you kid.
021. Yeah, well... I also cook.
022. Losers do their best. The winners fuck the prom queen.
023. Pop quiz, hot shot.
024. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
025. You ever met anybody you didn't kill?
026. You'll be seeing a lot of changes around here. Papa's got a brand new bag.
027. My blanket! My blue blanket! Give me my blue blanket!
028. Take it back Brad, take back what you said about Thor.
029. Shwing!
030. Come to me, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod!
031. Dave, my mind is going! I can feel it! I can feel it!
032. Is Mike Hunt here? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?
033. You guys give up, or ya thirsty for more?
034. YOU might want to re-think those ties.
035. The dog?! You are named after the dog?!
036. Jesus!….. who are those guys?
037. So, Peter, you've become a pirate
038. I quit my job. I didn't LOSE it - it wasn't like, oops, I lost my job, where is it ?!
039. What did the Romans ever do for us?
040. I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
041 I'd rather die covered in blood than an old man lying in my own piss.
042. I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner.
043. Mr. Cobblepot, you are the coolest role model a young person could have.
044. Don't fuck with me retard. My version of the story will be better than yours!!
045. That'll do pig.
046. Let me go now and I will leave you the use of your legs.
047. If they can dye the river green today, why can't they dye it blue the other 364 days of the year?
048. We need bigger guns.
049. If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.
050. You haven't seen me very upset.
051. Squeal like a pig.
052. The Ultimate Male versus The Ultimate Meatball.
053. That's not a knife, this is a knife.
054. Marriage is just a way of getting out of an embarrassing pause in conversation.
055. Four-thousand restaurants in the downtown area, I pick the one my father goes to.
056. It happens every time, they all become blueberries!
057. I'll have what she's having.
058. You shoot me in a dream, you'd better wake up and apologize.
059. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said, "Dead nigger storage"?
060. I feel the need, the need for speed.
061. It's one billionth our size, and it's beating us.
062. When a guy picks a chick over his buddies, somethin' gotta be wrong!
063. Foul-mouthed"? Fuck you!
064. You're gonna regret this the rest of your life…both seconds of it.
065. Are yeh alright Sharon?
066. Hi, I'm Chuckie, wanna play?
067. She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
068. I'm an excellent driver.
069. It's got a wonderful defence mechanism--you don't dare kill it.
070. It's show time!
071. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked.
072. If you live another day, I'll be very impressed!
073. I'm not the heroic type. Really, I was beaten up by Quakers.
074. I simply didn't notice, neither did the guards. Seriously, how often do you really look at a man's shoes?
075. You know what Monty Python says… Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
076. Two men enter, one man leaves.
077. If it bleeds, we can kill it.
078. I can't stand save-asses, and I won't abide kiss-asses.
079. What we got here is failure to communicate.
080. I'm the bad guy??? How did that happen?
081. At my signal, unleash hell.
082. This isn't flying. This is falling, with style!
083. You know I don't wear any underwear.
084. I'm freezing my royal Rastafarian na-nas off!
085. A great day comrades, we sail into history!
086. We came. We saw. We kicked its ass!
087. This has GOT to be a nine-point-oh on my weird-shit-o-meter.
088. I guess sometimes there just aren't enough rocks.
089. He pulls a knife, you pull a gun, he puts one of yours in the hospital, you put one of his in the morgue.
090. Is he a pig? He sure eats like one.
091. Call me Snake.
092. Well sir, I aint a for-real cowboy, but I am one helluva stud.
093. I want the fairy tale.
094. The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots.
095. A man's gotta know his limitations.
096. Because tomorrow, the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring?
097. You're a walking lie Helen, and I can see right throught you.
098. Dead or alive, you're coming with me.
099. I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
100. We're on a mission from God.
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See post #46 for all answers.
Some of my favourites:
1. "The new sherrif is a n___a"
2. "I want some snatch next to the pool".
3. "Yeah well,..........the dude abides".
4. "Now go get your shine box".
5. "All right, all right, I am the messiah...............now fuck off!!!".
6. "You're nothing but a warped, frustrated old man".
7. "Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit amphetamines".
8. "Non".
9. "You'll shoot your eye out".
10, "An equal amount of blueberries in each muffin".
11. ""You ever suck a guy's cock?".
Some of my favourites:
1. "The new sherrif is a n___a"
2. "I want some snatch next to the pool".
3. "Yeah well,..........the dude abides".
4. "Now go get your shine box".
5. "All right, all right, I am the messiah...............now fuck off!!!".
6. "You're nothing but a warped, frustrated old man".
7. "Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit amphetamines".
8. "Non".
9. "You'll shoot your eye out".
10, "An equal amount of blueberries in each muffin".
11. ""You ever suck a guy's cock?".
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Lee Van Cleef movie where he and his buddy are captured by Indians and staked out spread eagled on their backs in the blazing sun waiting to be tortured. He says
"This is positively the worst day of my life"
"This is positively the worst day of my life"
That line was improvised. That car was not supposed to be driving there.
I don't want my brother coming out of that bathroom with just his dick in his hands.
That's yo mama's farthole Rankin, the bitch is loud.
You separate a man from what he loves most, what you do is purge in him what is unique. When you purge what is unique you purge dissent, when you purge dissent you kill the revolution.
The monster got part of your magnificent brain, what did he give you back in return?
That's yo mama's farthole Rankin, the bitch is loud.
You separate a man from what he loves most, what you do is purge in him what is unique. When you purge what is unique you purge dissent, when you purge dissent you kill the revolution.
The monster got part of your magnificent brain, what did he give you back in return?
