Misheard Lyrics

[RayFinkel]

Pearl Jam - Yellow Ledbetter & Even flow

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[OddSox]

Dirty deeds - done with sheep!

 

[Inferno]

Jimi Hendrix, Purple Haze: "Excuse me while I kiss this guy!"

 

[Cycleguy007]

Gino Vanelli- Black Cars...

"In cocktail gloves and a strapless dress. She cuts a perfect silhouette"

I could swear he was saying:

"In cocktail gloves and a strapless dress. She's got a perfect set of tits"

 

[ROGER O. THORNHILL]

Blinded by the light

"Revved up like a douce, another roller in the night"

always sounded to me like

"Wrapped up like a douche, another boner at the light"

 

[Cinema Face]

The Beatles - Happiness is a warm gun.

The British don't pronounce the "H" so it sounds like:

"A penis is a warm gun"

 

[Cinema Face]

Elton John - Bennie and the Jets

She's got electric boots, a mohair suit

sounds like:

She's got electric boobs, and mo has too.

 

[johnnyone1]

These misheard song lyrics etc. are called Mondegreens

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondegreen

 

[a 1 player]

Peter Frampton

'Baby I love Your Way' sounds like 'Baby I Love Your Waist'

 

[red]

women get wooly

 

[babyfinsta]

Pearl Jam - Yellow Ledbetter & Even flow

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lol! Yellow Ledbetter was the worst. Great song by them but i spent countless hours trying to figure those lyrics out. gave up finally and figured mumbling along was just as good. worse than dylan.

 

[Kyra.Graves]

Thanks to albums and crappy sound quality...

I once read about someone else mistaking the lyrics in Centerfold, gotta be an all time favorite for me...

Chorus
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My anus is the center hole

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZEe9EuGWQE

I mean how many holes does this person have?

 

[wantoplay]

Sam Roberts - Bridge to nowhere...

"Says you're on a bridge to nowhere and you're gettin' there fast
Put it in the past, put it in the past"

put it in her ass, put it in her ass

 

[Daddio]

Bob Seger "Night Moves"

Right Lyric: "I used her, she used me, and neither one cared"

Misheard Lyric: "I used her sheild in me and neither one cared"

 

[RayFinkel]

D'oh Canada

Oh Canada, we stand on guard for thee


Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze...........

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[jaymoe73]

"Slow moving Walter
The fire engine guy!"

name that song

 

[RayFinkel]

"Slow moving Walter
The fire engine guy!"

name that song

Smoke on the water

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[Doctor Zoidburg]

John Lennon : Stand by me.

I sometime hear FLYING PUSSY or Dying PUSSY in the lyrics.

 

[shack]

This should get the point across.

http://www.elwp.com/Joe Cocker.html

 

[capncrunch]

Chorus
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My anus is the center hole

OMFG

I was on the floor when I read this one.

I'll submit Limelight by Rush

Actual lyrics:
Living in a fish-eye lens

Misheard lyrics:
Living in the fish islands