Misheard Lyrics
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Gino Vanelli- Black Cars...
"In cocktail gloves and a strapless dress. She cuts a perfect silhouette"
I could swear he was saying:
"In cocktail gloves and a strapless dress. She's got a perfect set of tits"
"In cocktail gloves and a strapless dress. She cuts a perfect silhouette"
I could swear he was saying:
"In cocktail gloves and a strapless dress. She's got a perfect set of tits"
Blinded by the light
"Revved up like a douce, another roller in the night"
always sounded to me like
"Wrapped up like a douche, another boner at the light"
"Revved up like a douce, another roller in the night"
always sounded to me like
"Wrapped up like a douche, another boner at the light"
The Beatles - Happiness is a warm gun.
The British don't pronounce the "H" so it sounds like:
"A penis is a warm gun"
The British don't pronounce the "H" so it sounds like:
"A penis is a warm gun"
Elton John - Bennie and the Jets
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
sounds like:
She's got electric boobs, and mo has too.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
sounds like:
She's got electric boobs, and mo has too.
lol! Yellow Ledbetter was the worst. Great song by them but i spent countless hours trying to figure those lyrics out. gave up finally and figured mumbling along was just as good. worse than dylan.rayfinkel said:
Thanks to albums and crappy sound quality...
I once read about someone else mistaking the lyrics in Centerfold, gotta be an all time favorite for me...
Chorus
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My anus is the center hole
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZEe9EuGWQE
I mean how many holes does this person have?
I once read about someone else mistaking the lyrics in Centerfold, gotta be an all time favorite for me...
Chorus
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My anus is the center hole
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZEe9EuGWQE
I mean how many holes does this person have?
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Bob Seger "Night Moves"
Right Lyric: "I used her, she used me, and neither one cared"
Misheard Lyric: "I used her sheild in me and neither one cared"
Right Lyric: "I used her, she used me, and neither one cared"
Misheard Lyric: "I used her sheild in me and neither one cared"
D'oh Canada
Oh Canada, we stand on guard for thee
Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze...........
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Oh Canada, we stand on guard for thee
Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze...........
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OMFGKyra_to said:
I was on the floor when I read this one.
I'll submit Limelight by Rush
Actual lyrics:
Living in a fish-eye lens
Misheard lyrics:
Living in the fish islands
