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Bud got to make it with(Joey Lauren Adams-Chasing Amy) his cousin's wife to be, when she had to sow her wild oats before the wedding.
I loved his Dodge.
The newspaper on the throne.
Kelly-"Quick! What's the number for 911?!"
When his mother in law was coming to visit he could feel the earth quake with her weight when she walked.
I loved the way Al stood up for his family and kicked ass when him or his family were insulted. "Let's rock."
It was a great show and I was pissed when they cancelled/ended it with no warning.
 
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Best episode ever is when the kids and peg clean out the bbq and dump out the ashes which give the burgers their flavour. Then they replace the ashes with steve and marcy's grandmother. Priceless
 
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What about the one where Bud mistakenly thought all is just a bad dream, and he stands right in front of his class and pull his pants down as a way to shock himself out of it?
 
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GlavaMan

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The show also featured Pam Anderson, Rene Zellweiger and Matt Leblanc long before they became stars.

And Tracey Lords...AFTER she became a 'star'! :p

Remember the episode about the space martians, they needed Al's soiled socks for fuel to get home!
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It's a Bundyful life when Sam Kinnison was the Angel? Al's family still existed without him but they were all better off. He had to get his life back to drag them back to hell with him.

The time they lost the Dodge in the car wash. Al had an idea:
Al: "First, let's split up"
Peggy: "Then what"
Al: "Then nuthin"

Bud and Kelly buy a car together and Al arranges their insurance. "The Farmer's friend" who's motto was "No chicken, no check" The kids had to drive around with a live chicken in their car to legitimize their insurance. Then they fought too much over the car so they wrecked it to end the fighting the same night Al ate their chicken.

The episode where Randal Tex Cobb burglarized their home. Al Kicked his butt and Tex sued him for damages and won.

Anthrax visited the house and ate Peggy's mystery fridge pack. They ended up in a trance singing bad be-bop on the porch with Ed Kooky Burns. "Kooky.. Kooky.. Lend me your comb"

Kelly comes home early from a date with her boyfriend Snake. Seems Snake and his biker friends were having an argument about caps on corporate campaign contributions. And then of course the knives came out...

Or the indecent proposal episode where Vanna White offers the family 500,000 dollars to sleep with Al. Peggy turns it down in the end but not without considering it long enough for Al and Vanna to make it all the way to the bedroom.
 
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Ok here's favorite Married with Children shows and moments.

* When Al decides to get a bank loan from Steve to start a Dr shoe phone line.

* When Al creates god shoes, and starts talking like he's from the ten commandments.

*HMMMMMMMMMHim! that song he couldn't remember! LOL

* Iron head hays. Goes to the top of the mountain to find out all he can do is nothing by guitar.LOL

* When Al and Jefferson are trying to put together a work bench and they have a problem with the parts they need. L's or 7? I never really found out.

* Bubba Smith as a security guard and Al goes back to steal back a trophy from Bubba's high school.

* when bud goes crazy. " if you build it he will come?" LOL

*anything with Grandmaster B or Buttweiser B, grandslapper B etc LOL.

* Biggins, Littleins, Inbetweenins LOL

* When Jefferson convinces Al he was a secret spy as an april fool joke. LOL

*When santa went splat in their back yard.

Etc

All of those shows were gems especially when Jefferson came aboard.
 
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For physical comedy I like the episode where Al has to go on the roof to fix the antennae repeatedly and keeps falling off the roof.
 
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GlavaMan

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Was I the only one that had a crush on the husky asian fellow in NO MA'AM. He was adorable.
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Maybe he is Lloyd from Entourage!

How about the episode when Al is dreaming about 2 scantly clad hotties fighting over him on his bed. Then Kelly wakes him up by ringing a bell which Al then throws away. Later, Al is dreaming again but the next 2 are anything but hotties & Al can't wake up.
 
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bkspoiler11 said:
* When Jefferson convinces Al he was a secret spy as an april fool joke. LOL
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That was from The Darcy Files
Actually Jefferson really was a spy and in the end he had to convince them it was a joke.

< Jefferson tells Marcie about his past>
Jefferson: "...If Trogit fins me, I'm as dead as network TV."

Al: " I'm not going to turn you in. There's 3 things a Bundy will never be: rich, a snitch,... and regular."

<Later on when Al Believes Jefferson's past, he tries to seperate himself from Jefferson to avoid danger>
Al: " Jefferson, I've been thinking about it. I can't go to the party with you. See, I don't want to "go" that way. I want to go the way all Bundy's go. I want to hang myself in my own basement by jumping off my workbench."

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I really liked that episode where al and Peg were fighting over what video to rent. Peg was looking at foreign films and wanted to rent "Like Water for Chocolate". Al was in the Porno section and wanted to rent "Shindlers Lust", "Forest Hump", "The Joy Slut Club",and "Mrs Assfire".
So the argument went:
Peg: "Water!"
Al: "Fire!"
 
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Bud Plug said:
Hey Tina,

Sorry if you've answered this before, but what is the dark splotch around your belly on the picture you've posted?
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lol...a tattoo of a butterfly half-airbrushed out lol...look at my new sig, you can see it more clearly.
 
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Tina:
Re sig Pic:

MARRY ME QUICK
 
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"Hooters Hooters Yum Yum Yum. Hooters Hooters on a girl thats Dumb."

Classic Al...lol.........Dabbler
 
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