Man torn to pieces by pet hippo he called his "son"

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And now it's time for Kenny Blankenship's potential Darwinists of the day!

Whoa!!!! That was some good video.
This guys should be on the cover of the latest Darwin awards book.
 

james t kirk

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Just want to correct a common misconception on this thread.

Hippos are not the most dangerous animal in Africa (or anywhere else for that matter).

Human beings are.

Species human kills more humans and more animals than every other living creature in the world combined. If you stay out of the way of a hippo, he won't come looking for you. The two legged kind, not so much.
 

Tomoreno

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Just want to correct a common misconception on this thread.

Hippos are not the most dangerous animal in Africa (or anywhere else for that matter).

Human beings are.

Species human kills more humans and more animals than every other living creature in the world combined. If you stay out of the way of a hippo, he won't come looking for you. The two legged kind, not so much.
If you call a BBW a hippo, you might meet the same fate 😆
 

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The pet animal attack that always stayed in my mind was King Alexander of Greece being attacked and killed by his pet baboons in 1920.
 

Tomoreno

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I believe that they are...they don't eat their kill.
This is not entirely accurate.
Usually they are herbivores when given plenty of food. There have been instances though when hippos fed on meat and sometimes even cannibalism.

They are very aggressive and territorial. Will attack without warning.

Only Alfa is allowed to mate.
When Alfa looses to another hippo, all calves are in grave danger. Newly crowned Alfa will kill a calf so he can mate with hippo cow.

Crazy hippo rules.
 

mandrill

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This is not entirely accurate.
Usually they are herbivores when given plenty of food. There have been instances though when hippos fed on meat and sometimes even cannibalism.

They are very aggressive and territorial. Will attack without warning.

Only Alfa is allowed to mate.
When Alfa looses to another hippo, all calves are in grave danger. Newly crowned Alfa will kill a calf so he can mate with hippo cow.

Crazy hippo rules.
Apparently lions do the same shit.
 

kherg007

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Animals can be such assholes.

LOL
 

Phil C. McNasty

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When will people learn these animals are not pets.

This guy is probably next

 

downbound123

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Yep. Hippos are nasty and hate humans. They kill more people in Africa than any other animal.
Despite being vegetarian, hippos are considered the most dangerous terrestrial animal on the African continent. On average, they are responsible for the deaths of almost 3,000 humans every year.
 

Phil C. McNasty

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On average, they are responsible for the deaths of almost 3,000 humans every year
Besides eating grass do they have any purpose in the animal kingdom??

I say its time to put them on the extinct species list
 

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This is not entirely accurate.
Usually they are herbivores when given plenty of food. There have been instances though when hippos fed on meat and sometimes even cannibalism.

They are very aggressive and territorial. Will attack without warning.

Only Alfa is allowed to mate.
When Alfa looses to another hippo, all calves are in grave danger. Newly crowned Alfa will kill a calf so he can mate with hippo cow.

Crazy hippo rules.
Male lions do the same.
 

downbound123

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Besides eating grass do they have any purpose in the animal kingdom??

I say its time to put them on the extinct species list
 

Phil C. McNasty

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Allright, we'll let the hippos live I guess
 
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