Man Sues God

[zanner69]

I found this humerous so I thought I would share it on here;

A Romanian prisoner sued God for failing to save him from the Devil.

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His complaint reads: "I, the undersigned Pavel M, currently jailed at Timisoara Penitentiary serving a 20 years sentence for murder, request legal action against God, resident in Heaven, and represented here by the Romanian Orthodox Church, for committing the following crimes: cheating, concealment, abuse against people's interest, taking bribe and traffic of influence."

The inmate argued that his baptism was a contract between him and God who was supposed to keep the Devil away and keep him out of trouble.

He added: "God even claimed and received from me various goods and prayers in exchange for forgiveness and the promise that I would be rid of problems and have a better life.

subpoena God to court?

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1576068.html

update from another link: The court in Timisoara, in western Romania, dismissed the case, ruling that "God is not subject to law and does not have an address."

 

[Mikehorn]

God, of no fixed address, had no comment.

 

[LancsLad]

God, of no fixed address, had no comment.

If God is a nfa type I wonder how much of the homeless money he gets from Mayor miller??

 

[Terminator2000]

God's on vacation. He'll be back when summer is over.

Leave a message at the sound of the beep and He'll get back to you when He's back from His fishing trip.

All issues and concerns pertaining to lawsuits, prayers, sacrifices, priesthood, blessings, marriages, divorces, sins, confessions, repentances, local charities please leave with the receptionist.

Also, if you have any inquiries to the status of your soul or any reserve spots in heaven, fill out an application and leave it at the desk.

BEEEEEEEEEEP

 

[zanner69]

God's on vacation. He'll be back when summer is over.

Leave a message at the sound of the beep and He'll get back to you when He's back from His fishing trip.

All issues and concerns pertaining to lawsuits, prayers, sacrifices, priesthood, blessings, marriages, divorces, sins, confessions, repentances, local charities please leave with the receptionist.

Also, if you have any inquiries to the status of your soul or any reserve spots in heaven, fill out an application and leave it at the desk.

BEEEEEEEEEEP

I don't think I will be leaving a message for God. Anyone know the number for the BIG GUY downstairs!!!!

 

[blopar]

Bet God doesn't defend, and he gets default judgment.

Might be tough to enforce, though.

 

[Terminator2000]

Bet God doesn't defend, and he gets default judgment.

Might be tough to enforce, though.

Who knows. He might show up to testify in His own defense.

(What was that movie called....that He actually did take the stand to testify in court?)

 

[Esco!]

I think a class-action lawsuit is in order here

 

[HafDun]

Who knows. He might show up to testify in His own defense.

(What was that movie called....that He actually did take the stand to testify in court?)

God will not offer any defence and subsequently file for a misstrial due to his inability to retain council (there are no lawyers in heaven!!)

That being said, if I were Pavel M., I would be very, very scared at the next sign of a lightning storm.

 

[Jade4u]

Murder and suing God? Jesh, he should be suing Satan for blowing out his light. He certainly has no light at the end of his tunnel. That or many screws lose.

 

[Esco!]

Who knows. He might show up to testify in His own defense.
(What was that movie called....that He actually did take the stand to testify in court?)

Very funny Macator, like your post was funny and mine was out of order.......duh??!!!

I'm going to bed now, dammit!!!

 

[Esco!]

(What was that movie called....that He actually did take the stand to testify in court?)

Liar...Liar......... I think, but maybe not, perhaps its that Dumb or Dumber movie!!

 

[bobistheowl]

God should smite him, as an example to others who might seek a similar legal route. He could make it look like an accident.

God certainly hates golfers; he smites several every year. Or is that Zeus?

 

[Terminator2000]

God should smite him, as an example to others who might seek a similar legal route. He could make it look like an accident.

God certainly hates golfers; he smites several every year. Or is that Zeus?

I heard God and Zeus play pool together and discuss politics, meanwhile...

 

[zanner69]

God will not offer any defence and subsequently file for a misstrial due to his inability to retain council (there are no lawyers in heaven!!)

I don't think God needs to retain legal counsel. He or she or ?, will always be self-represented.