You will notice nobody in the GOP is defending and apologizing for Cain in the way so common in the recent past when Team 'w' would jump up to defend all their slimeballs....:eyebrows:
Looks like this may be it for Herman Cain.
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Perhaps not in this thread. Our usual master of turd polishing was honing his skills elsewhere.You will notice nobody in the GOP is defending and apologizing for Cain in the way so common in the recent past when Team 'w' would jump up to defend all their slimeballs....:eyebrows:
As predicted, Cain managed to blame everyone else for his downfall, except himself. Own your own shit Herman. As someone said, it wasn't the accusations that did him in, it was his bottomless vanity.
It's hard to know where the Republicans are going with all this. Bachmann and Perry are clearly incompetent. Gingrich is a loose cannon whoes answer to our schools is to turn school children into janitors. Romney is whistling past the grave yard hoping no one notices him. A sad, sorry lot. Amazing this is the best they can come up with.
It's hard to know where the Republicans are going with all this. Bachmann and Perry are clearly incompetent. Gingrich is a loose cannon whoes answer to our schools is to turn school children into janitors. Romney is whistling past the grave yard hoping no one notices him. A sad, sorry lot. Amazing this is the best they can come up with.
That's because picking an intelligent man with integrity is not how politics works nowadays. It's all about image and sizzle. Forget substance. Once these guys are closely scrutinized, which is what this whole nominating period is about, we see who they really are. They can only hide behind their handlers for so long.A sad, sorry lot. Amazing this is the best they can come up with.
I suppose. At this rate a 45% approval rating for Obama ain't looking too bad.That's because picking an intelligent man with integrity is not how politics works nowadays. It's all about image and sizzle. Forget substance. Once these guys are closely scrutinized, which is what this whole nominating period is about, we see who they really are. They can only hide behind their handlers for so long.
What's scary is this group of sad sacks may be the 'cleanest ones' in the GOP!.....:eyebrows:A sad, sorry lot. Amazing this is the best they can come up with.
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article29883.htm
Satire - By Andy Borowitz
A Farewell from Herman Cain
My Final Thoughts
Dear Friend,
December 03, 2011 --- And when I say “friend,” I mean it in the normal way, not “someone I’ve been sleeping with for 13 years.” Unless, of course, I have been sleeping with you for 13 years. In that case, I do mean it that way.
It is with a heavy heart that I have decided to end my inspirational quest for the White House. After much reassessing and reconsidering, I have decided to spend more time being screamed at by my wife. And by “more time,” I mean 24 hours a day, stopping only for bathroom breaks.
But before I go, let me share with you my final thoughts on my campaign. After months of crisscrossing this great land of ours and participating in over three hundred televised debates, I am being disqualified because of an extramarital affair. And that raises the following question: are you fucking kidding me?
I mean, let’s get real. I never heard of Libya. I didn’t know whether that CNN dude’s name was Wolf or Blitz. And my only training for running the #1 nation in the world was running its #8 pizza chain. Yet none of that, I repeat, none of that disqualified me. In fact, I was the front-fucking-runner, as long as I kept my 9-9-9 in my pants. (I have no idea what I meant by that -- I just like saying 9-9-9.)
But here’s the part that really kills me. You’re kicking me to the curb because I was messing around, and instead you’re going with… Newt Gingrich? I repeat: are you fucking kidding me? Oh, I know what you’re saying: you love Newt because he’s an “intellectual.” Well, Newt Gingrich is the intellectual of the Republican field the way Moe was the intellectual of the Stooges.
And that leads me to my final point: you disgust me, America. Right now if I had my way, I’d up and move to another country. I really, truly would. Only I don’t know where any of them are, and my wife won’t let me leave the house.
Goodbye forever,
Herman
Satire - By Andy Borowitz
A Farewell from Herman Cain
My Final Thoughts
Dear Friend,
December 03, 2011 --- And when I say “friend,” I mean it in the normal way, not “someone I’ve been sleeping with for 13 years.” Unless, of course, I have been sleeping with you for 13 years. In that case, I do mean it that way.
It is with a heavy heart that I have decided to end my inspirational quest for the White House. After much reassessing and reconsidering, I have decided to spend more time being screamed at by my wife. And by “more time,” I mean 24 hours a day, stopping only for bathroom breaks.
But before I go, let me share with you my final thoughts on my campaign. After months of crisscrossing this great land of ours and participating in over three hundred televised debates, I am being disqualified because of an extramarital affair. And that raises the following question: are you fucking kidding me?
I mean, let’s get real. I never heard of Libya. I didn’t know whether that CNN dude’s name was Wolf or Blitz. And my only training for running the #1 nation in the world was running its #8 pizza chain. Yet none of that, I repeat, none of that disqualified me. In fact, I was the front-fucking-runner, as long as I kept my 9-9-9 in my pants. (I have no idea what I meant by that -- I just like saying 9-9-9.)
But here’s the part that really kills me. You’re kicking me to the curb because I was messing around, and instead you’re going with… Newt Gingrich? I repeat: are you fucking kidding me? Oh, I know what you’re saying: you love Newt because he’s an “intellectual.” Well, Newt Gingrich is the intellectual of the Republican field the way Moe was the intellectual of the Stooges.
And that leads me to my final point: you disgust me, America. Right now if I had my way, I’d up and move to another country. I really, truly would. Only I don’t know where any of them are, and my wife won’t let me leave the house.
Goodbye forever,
Herman
Ooo that's slick, but what does it say about Andy Borowitz that there isn’t a single major political analyst in the U.S. who agrees with him regarding the above?you love Newt because he’s an “intellectual.” Well, Newt Gingrich is the intellectual of the Republican field the way Moe was the intellectual of the Stooges.
Can the GOP bar go any lower???
This IS what the GOP has SUNK to!!!....:Eek:
Nutzy Newt leads the other GOP pretenders!!!...you’re going with… Newt Gingrich? I repeat: are you fucking kidding me? Oh, I know what you’re saying: you love Newt because he’s an “intellectual.” Well, Newt Gingrich is the intellectual of the Republican field the way Moe was the intellectual of the Stooges.
This IS what the GOP has SUNK to!!!....:Eek:
