Life Hacks

[Robert Mugabe]

I have a couple of patents in the works but need money. Anyway I'll start. I already mentioned this one but her goes. Face masks that pull your ears out like bat's ears. Loop a rubber band around each ear loop and join them in the back with a metal key ring.
Milk. After a few days, milk starts to taste kind of manky in the carton. Solution. Get one of those glass bottles with a spring loaded stopper and transfer into that. Keeps the milk air tight and for some reason a lot colder.
Your turn.

 

[y2kmark]

Very old and venerable. When stapling one or more sheets of paper together, pl;ace your staple in either upper corner at a 45 degree angle to the corner of the page. The staple then acts as a hinge to flip each page from front to back, always surprised everyone doesn't know this one...

 

[Indiana]

Sit on your hand to make it go numb before jerking off.

 

[barnacler]

If you like your food nice and hot (at home) stick your plate in the oven. Just make sure you have a table setting that won't get wrecked when you put it down.

Label what cables attach to what devices.

 

[Male4Strapon]

wash your ballcaps and even your sneakers in the dishwasher but don't dry in there.

 

[shack]

wash your ballcaps and even your sneakers in the dishwasher but don't dry in there.

Is there a benefit to the dishwasher as opposed to the washing machine?

 

[Male4Strapon]

Is there a benefit to the dishwasher as opposed to the washing machine?

I should point out that I have never tried a non-agitating washer but when I washed my ballcaps in an agitator machine, the brim would get messed up. I heard about the dishwasher hack and have found it avoids that. Maybe a non-agitating machine avoids this as well, I don't know.

I don't have one but you can now buy a special cap form to better protect the shape.

Beher Washing Machine and Dishwasher Hat Visor Cleaner Ball Cap Washer for Washing Machines Dish Washer Cap Washer Hat Washer : Amazon.ca: Home

Beher Washing Machine and Dishwasher Hat Visor Cleaner Ball Cap Washer for Washing Machines Dish Washer Cap Washer Hat Washer : Amazon.ca: Home

www.amazon.ca

https://blog.lids.com/clean-and-protect-your-hats/

For shoes I don't know that's necessarily better as much as it avoids the banging sound of the shoes in your washer drum.

 

[barnacler]

Power of dual-core processing. I take a checkout line with two clumsy trainees over one super-efficient cashier any day at a grocery store. Two slow workers can still process two customers in parallel, so the line actually moves much faster in my experience.

Whenever QEW Niagara is very slow at Centennial, stay in the far right lane all the way till you have to merge.

You can gain well over a kilomter on the people chock a block in the 'fast lane'.

 

[craig_hoxton]

EMPLOYERS: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the trash.

DRIVERS: Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone while driving. Simply pop your cell phone inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the sea.

FOOL people into thinking a very small horse is approaching by banging two pistachio nut shells together.

SINGLE MEN: Fool people into thinking you've got a girlfriend by standing outside The Eaton Centre with lots of bags.

PHILANDERERS: Avoid the embarrassment of shouting out the wrong name in bed by having affairs only with women who have the same name as your wife.

CYCLISTS: Avoid getting a sore backside by simply placing a pita bread over your saddle. This will comfort your ride and when you return home, hey presto! A warm snack.

HOUSEWIVES: Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment, circle the soiled area with a Sharpie so that when you remove it from the washing machine you can check the stain has gone.

 

[superstar_88]

pull wool over your eyes if you don't want to hear the truth.

 

[anon1]

Whenever QEW Niagara is very slow at Centennial, stay in the far right lane all the way till you have to merge.

You can gain well over a kilomter on the people chock a block in the 'fast lane'.

Get off at Centennial and take the NORTH service road.

 

[barnacler]

Get off at Centennial and take the NORTH service road.

You sneaky Bastard!

I love it!

But that's only on epic jam days.

 

[Indiana]

Burger King.
Can use the same bogof coupon repeatedly in the drive through. They ask for the code but not the coupon

 

[Beagle_]

No underwear and jogging pants while having a lap dance.