Leafs Regain Eastern Conference Lead

[Cardinal Fang]

The Good:

1. Eddie Belfleur’s Lumberjack impersonation.
2. The Sens sucked.
3. Jim Pansey has now begun to whine worse than some of the Leafs Fans.
4. Leaf grit wears down the Sens.
5. Leaf penalty killers.
6. CBC edits portion of Coaches Corner where Ron reaches over pulling Don’s sequined jacket revealing the stainless steel nipple clamp.
7. Spezza sidelined with the patented check made famous by Alfredsson during the playoffs.

The Bad:

1. Eddie Belfleur’s Lumberjack impersonation.
2. Too many Leaf Penalties
3. Chara treating McCabe like a rag doll.
4. Scientist is Sweden picking up Goober’s swearing in London as a seismic blip.
5. The painting of Kathleen’s chest is put on hold.
6. See Item No. 6 above.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

LMAO @ Good #'s 6 and 7

LMAO @ Bad # 4

Well done, Fang. *golf clap*

 

[Marshall Stack]

Rumour has it in Ottawa that Chara stopped short of flinging McCabe into the 15th row. Something about the Leafs Captain, Lurch, being suspended for throwing his stick into the stands .....

I think it had more to do with Chara damaging his shoulder in the process... serves him right for having the audacity to even contemplate it! lol

Think he'll make it back for Thursday's game?

 

[shack]

Think he'll make it back for Thursday's game?

It's better for Ottawa fans if he doesn't. That way they have another ready-made excuse.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

If Ottawa beats out Toronto, I will have a sens logo painted on my chest, and the photo will become my signature for the rest of the season. If Toronto bumps Ottawa, I do the same, only with a maple leaf.

Sounds like win/win to me!

Oh, by the way, I'll do the same. If Kathleen will host the picture.

</no I won't>

 

[The Doctor]

</no I won't>

I guess there is a god.

 

[Jim Rome]

If the Sens win you can paint:

Ottawa Sens Logo and beneath it "Silicon Valley North" ....hehehe.

 

[Ranger68]

Hey, Pansy! How's Spezza? ....hehehe.
I'm gonna enjoy watching Belfour chop some more Sens ankles on Thursday! BOOYEAH! rotflmfao
Is Van Allen still gonna be wearing that retard-helmet? I guess Domi's gonna have to rip it off again and shove his fingers down his throat. ....hehehe.
Let's see who Nolan can cross-check into the boards again - maybe Hossa's kneecap'll be dislocated this time! Or maybe someone can poke out *Hossa's* eye! ....hehehe.
How's that freak Chara? Maybe he'd like to try to be a man and start a fight with someone *without* grabbing them from behind. Oh, wait - he's probably not playing either. ROTFLMFAO ....hehehe.
You gonna have PRUSEK in net?!?! HAHAHAHAHA ... Wow - you guys really need a goalie - oh, wait - if you don't get a real one, you can just use it as an excuse! ....hehehe.

Sens all-time record vs. the Leafs in playoff hockey - 3-12 - ROTFLMFAO! Oh, mercy! I certainly had a lot of good laughs when we were kicking your asses onto the golf course. Ah, sweet memories. Two sweeps in a row - wow - that must've been galling. I bet cleaning out the city sewers was particularly had to get up for those few weeks, eh Pansy? .... hehehe.

Dude, you really need to let your mother know when you're using her computer - I'm sure she has important things to do - like, book her next client. ....hehehe.

Tickets for all three games the Leafs eliminated the Senators - $800. Leaf Flags taped up to lampposts in downtown Ottawa after those losses - $150. Putting Jim Pansy on the ignore list - priceless.

....hehehe.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Wow, a very well thought out and polite rebuttal. My respect for you has grown immensely.

</sarcasm>

 

[The Doctor]

Kathleen: as the organizer of the Leaf Fan Team and the one who wears the "C" on her chest...nah...I believe it is your responsibility to take control of the locker room and get Ranger to behave with the dignity and class that you exude and make sure he doesn't give the Sens fans anymore bulletin board quotes.

If Ranger68 keeps this up I'm asking Kathleen for a trade to Pittsburgh, or heaven forbid Ottawa.

 

[Ranger68]

Don't sweat it guys. As said, I put Pansy on my ignore list. The "rebuttal" was intended solely for him. There won't be another.

I hereby apologize to any Sens fans (most of whom I respect) who was offended by my post. I do not espouse the things I said, nor do I condone wanton violence in a hockey game. .... Well, no more than any other hockey fan, that is.

Again, please accept my humble apologies for the inane diatribe.

 

[The Doctor]

*falls off chair*

 

[Ranger68]

? Sorry, Doctor - I thought my post was such an obvious rip-off of Pansy's style and content that people would realize it wasn't intended to be anything but an anti-Pansy post.

Here *helping the Doctor back onto his chair*.

Oh, the Sens still suck, by the way.

 

[Jim Rome]

Don't sweat it guys. As said, I put Pansy on my ignore list. The "rebuttal" was intended solely for him. There won't be another.
I.

Leaf fans and players are experts in "rebuttals". I hear they rebutt each other as often as they can ..... hehehe. What a bunch of homos ... lol.

 

[Ranger68]

Showdown tonight. ... Just not for *first* ...

 

[Ranger68]

Well, it is for the *Leafs*, anyway.

 

[The Doctor]

With the new muscle in the Sens line up, this is starting to remind me of the good old Norris division match-ups.

 

[Ranger68]

Well, the "new muscle" - I assume you mean Simpson - not really a goon - he was actually a useful player once - don't know how much he's got left in the tank .... Now, if they add *Ray*, that'd be a bold move.
The Sens aren't really a Norris division style team - Adams, maybe - just not enough body-smashing, jaw-crunching grit - much more of a finesse team.
I'd much rather watch the old Leafs and Red Wings or Blackhawks.

 

[Ranger68]

*That's* something they should carry on LeafTV - old games - not just one or two - but whole seasons - by the bushel. That might be worth it.

 

[Ranger68]

DAMN! I forgot those darn Flyers were playing. ... ATLANTA. Ugh.
Well, we're still ahead of the Sens and Bruins. hehehe ......