For the indy ladies here who do their own booking, you may enjoy reading a selection of Mistress Matisse's phone calls stories.BBW...secrets said:
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o.k. I am in the mood to rant,,,,,,,how about the collar who calls up and says, and I quote, "Hi, it's Tony, I saw you about 3 months ago, tall guy with the goutee", remember me?" Seriously?????
How about the one who calls to book an appt. then calls to say he will be 15 min late, then calls again to say he is just down the road ABOUT 25 min away...then shows up an hour later than his appointment and bitches if I tell him I have someone else coming so he is s.o.l.
also, the same number keeps phoning over and over and over again, every 5 minutes...no message left but just keeps calling. Umm if I don't answer the first 80 times, chances are I am BUSY or ignoring you. GAWD
and, the always popular mysterious caller who calls almost daily asking the very same questions but when I ask if he would like to book,,,,"I will call you back" uh huh I'll be holding my breath too.
also, I get a call from someone asking me to describe myself, ends up making an appt. then after hanging up I get a call on my other line from the same guy asking the same questions......apparently 'making an appt.' does not mean the same thing to all people.
AND of course I Hate STANDUPS not only does this waste my time but also the time of the guy who I had to turn down for that same time.....
Oh, and the ones who ask all the very same questions that are answered in EVERY SINGLE ADD I have posted THEN has the balls to ask if I will give him a discount because "I am hot and hung" ummm NO
And finally. the ones who call asking for a discount or for an exchange in services,,,,then when you turn them down claim indignantly...."I wouldn't fuck a fat cow like you anyways".....ummm WHO called WHO dude? lol
Oh, this one happened just a couple of weeks ago,,,,,guy has called a half dozen times, finally I am able to answer, he makes an appt. when he shows up he looks at me, then says,,,,,"umm do you have a younger, thinner girl working here"????? I say, politely, "no hon, I am Lady Ty, I assume you read my add and know I am a mature BBW", he says with a 'duh' look on his face, "no, just got your number from a buddy"....THEN has the balls to sit down, ask for a beer, then get this "well, I guess you are o.k., will you give me a discount if I stay"? !!!!!!!!!! I asked him very politely to leave and make sure he knows who is he is booking with next time because he just wasted a half hour of my time and cost me $120
sigh o.k. I am done. Thank GOD for the regular, sane, normal, every day guys who make my job worthwhile. kisses
How about the one who calls to book an appt. then calls to say he will be 15 min late, then calls again to say he is just down the road ABOUT 25 min away...then shows up an hour later than his appointment and bitches if I tell him I have someone else coming so he is s.o.l.
also, the same number keeps phoning over and over and over again, every 5 minutes...no message left but just keeps calling. Umm if I don't answer the first 80 times, chances are I am BUSY or ignoring you. GAWD
and, the always popular mysterious caller who calls almost daily asking the very same questions but when I ask if he would like to book,,,,"I will call you back" uh huh I'll be holding my breath too.
also, I get a call from someone asking me to describe myself, ends up making an appt. then after hanging up I get a call on my other line from the same guy asking the same questions......apparently 'making an appt.' does not mean the same thing to all people.
AND of course I Hate STANDUPS not only does this waste my time but also the time of the guy who I had to turn down for that same time.....
Oh, and the ones who ask all the very same questions that are answered in EVERY SINGLE ADD I have posted THEN has the balls to ask if I will give him a discount because "I am hot and hung" ummm NO
And finally. the ones who call asking for a discount or for an exchange in services,,,,then when you turn them down claim indignantly...."I wouldn't fuck a fat cow like you anyways".....ummm WHO called WHO dude? lol
Oh, this one happened just a couple of weeks ago,,,,,guy has called a half dozen times, finally I am able to answer, he makes an appt. when he shows up he looks at me, then says,,,,,"umm do you have a younger, thinner girl working here"????? I say, politely, "no hon, I am Lady Ty, I assume you read my add and know I am a mature BBW", he says with a 'duh' look on his face, "no, just got your number from a buddy"....THEN has the balls to sit down, ask for a beer, then get this "well, I guess you are o.k., will you give me a discount if I stay"? !!!!!!!!!! I asked him very politely to leave and make sure he knows who is he is booking with next time because he just wasted a half hour of my time and cost me $120
sigh o.k. I am done. Thank GOD for the regular, sane, normal, every day guys who make my job worthwhile. kisses
Love these bitch sessions. Reminds me of conversations around the office water cooler. So far, almost all the complaints fall in the category of inconsiderate or rudeness. When do we get the real juicy stuff?LadyTY2Uall said:
I'm glad you've been able to put that one to use! I figure it's a win-win situation, either you get to peg him or you get a priceless expression on his face when he figures out what you had in mind.genintoronto said:
I was at a MP a while back and the receptionship had a caller on the line.
He had a fetish for having 3 girls give him their panties, so he can smell them before the ladies came in the room and then wanted to match the panties with the girls. He called the game "Sniff and Match"
Now that takes some imagination. Needless to say, we all had a Good Laugh.
Anyone up for a game of sniff and match, LOL?
He had a fetish for having 3 girls give him their panties, so he can smell them before the ladies came in the room and then wanted to match the panties with the girls. He called the game "Sniff and Match"
Now that takes some imagination. Needless to say, we all had a Good Laugh.
Anyone up for a game of sniff and match, LOL?
Pegging... Just curious... is this a "power thing" for chicks? A few ladies have brought it up now, and I am curious what it is about it that appeals to you.Kyra_to said:
Seriously... I mean, its a toy right? From a male perspective, I am wondering what the "allure" is for you ladies... Just wondering.
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whats the allure? honestly its not a power thing
(are we to assume that because you have a cock you are always "on top" and more powerful?)
i can name a few reasons it appeals
~that feeling you get looking down on your partner when she is reeling in extascy? and youre the one doing the driving? i like strap on for that. the pleasure it gives seems to be more intense and mind blowing then anything else i can do to a man
~the chance to experience sex from an entirely new mental perspective (sex does begin in the mind...)
and then, quite simply
~how many of you guys, if allowed the opportunity to have a pussy for a day, wouldnt want to experiement a little?
(perhaps with a strap on weilding girl, for you heteros)
whats the allure? honestly its not a power thing
(are we to assume that because you have a cock you are always "on top" and more powerful?)
i can name a few reasons it appeals
~that feeling you get looking down on your partner when she is reeling in extascy? and youre the one doing the driving? i like strap on for that. the pleasure it gives seems to be more intense and mind blowing then anything else i can do to a man
~the chance to experience sex from an entirely new mental perspective (sex does begin in the mind...)
and then, quite simply
~how many of you guys, if allowed the opportunity to have a pussy for a day, wouldnt want to experiement a little?
(perhaps with a strap on weilding girl, for you heteros)
Very disappointing so far. Almost all the rants are that guys are inconsiderate and rude (what else is new?). The mosy juicy rant so far is some guy asking for Greek and is greeted with a strap-on. Ladies, please rant about something really outrageous. What did some guy (or girl) do or said that really pissed you off? For example, did some guy pee on your $5,000 Persian rug?
Does having a guy pee inside me count? Acted like he was having this massive orgasm and floods my bed,,,,fortunately he was covered so most of it blew back out on him but still, was one of the weirdest things I have had happen. I was so astounded I did not know what to say to him but he swore up and down that ever since he got snipped that his cum was watery and copius......yah, right.
OMG, that is really really INCONSIDERATE (maybe even rude)! This is juicy stuff. You have a right to rant. More, more!LadyTY2Uall said:
Looks like it is time to wrap up this thread. Submissions seem to have petered out.
1) 1st Prize - LadyTYUall
Man pees inside woman.
2) 2nd Prize - Gen
Greek wanting man meets strap-on.
3) 3rd Prize - Noir
Dirty man faces shower (bravely?).
1) 1st Prize - LadyTYUall
Man pees inside woman.
2) 2nd Prize - Gen
Greek wanting man meets strap-on.
3) 3rd Prize - Noir
Dirty man faces shower (bravely?).
LOL... Rock... how many times have you "wrapped up a thread"? Seems I've read this from you on a number of accassions. Good to have you around my friend!Rockslinger said:
Jesus Murphy. You ladies really do put up with alot.LadyTY2Uall said:
I thought the sniff and match game guy was a weirdo.
Sorry on behalf of all men, if that helps!
Hey 2 wheel guy, there comes a time when a thread should simply die a dignify natural death rather than linger on and on and on like a guest who came to dinner and stayed and stayed and stayed.Cycleguy007 said:
I know what you mean. I was hoping for some real juicy rants like one of our SP's getting a call from the Village People looking for bukkake.Captain Fantastic said:Especially when the ladies don't want to play...
What are the prizes? I'd like to know before I bother to submit a formal dispute.Rockslinger said:
