My rant of the day: impossible or very unlikely fetish requests. I'm open-minded, if you're into it I can probably be into it too, but...
No I cannot shower in the morning, put on two pairs of fishnet stockings in the shower (one with larger holes under one with smaller holes), put on 5" patent leather stiletto heels, and wear that without removing it until our appointment at 6pm. I understand your particular fetish may be clean but sweaty feet but there are other ways to achieve this.
No I cannot beat you with your recently soiled diaper. It'll fly everywhere, dirty the location, and make the room unusable for the next girl who needs it. Also, because you are sucking my nipples to the point of bruising does not mean I will produce milk. I think I'd prefer it if you left your soother at home too. I understand infantilism is a fetish you might have, I'm just not comfortable with the full scope of it yet.
No I cannot take pain without giggling a little. Yes it hurts, I don't need you to go any harder and I'm not being disrespectful, its just my body's reaction. I understand you don't like feeling like I'm laughing at you (I'm not!) but sex and BDSM in particular should be fun and I can't help but enjoy myself.
No you may not take my panties with you. I know you like the fantasy but I'll probably need them again.
No I cannot squirt on command. When it happens it happens but I can't guarantee anything. Squirting does not mean I had an amazing orgasm and not squirting doesn't mean I didn't.
No you may not block the door with a chair, meet the other girl in the location without their permission, or take a picture of me with your cellphone. I'm happy to make a recommendation but I cannot take responsibility for a bad session or offer a discount on a future session with someone else. I cannot tell you who is working today or why it took you so long to get through on the phone system. I don't know for the most part who does duos with whom.
I'm not in love with you although you're probably a good friend. You cannot marry or date me. No Kaitlyn is not my lesbian lover; she's a university experimentation and I don't think that needs any more explanation. Yes my boobs are real, my hair is really red and if I tell you I had an orgasm I definitely did.
Yes I love my 'job', yes my 'clients' are really friends, and no despite ranting I don't think I'd change a thing.
(Phew!)
