How do you do this OL? Sitting up or laying down?
I just have to try this myself just to see if I can. I don't like the idea of you being able to do this and not me.
I'm vain like that.
I have been told by more than one MP and SP after I go that my load is unusually large at times and the velocity is higher the average cum cannon. At first I dismissed it as something said to all to boost fragile ego's, however too many have mentioned this to me to be dismissed as coincidence.
I blew in the mouth of a regular I see the other week and she was almost gagging after, I got concerned and asked what was wrong, holy shit she garbled, as she spit it out in the trash can beside her bed. She usually swallows but didn't this time. She started to laugh to my relief and commented on the quantity.
I see a Russian woman every other Wednesday. We get along very very well. I usually end up finishing myself off though as with most other ladies who try to release me manually. It's not for lack of talent on their part, just that I've discovered that I'm the best at working it. I have a specific technique with my fingers on my shaft that only I can seem to master. She has studied my moves often and tries, but she just ain't me bless her.
As I lay on my back and start firing off my stuff, a few tosses often land over my shoulder. She giggles her ass off in amazement saying she has never seen this before in her Russian accent. "Really?", I asked her, "its unusual?"
"Yes", she says.
She would know I guess.
I am going to start trying for aim and master this.
Once I feel confident I will challenge this fellow to a dual.
You know what shot put is I'm sure OL, well how about cumshotput!!!
I am confident I will beat you in distance, you may have the edge in accuracy.
We will need an unbiased judge/judges to score us on things like that as well as technique. Like the figure skaters you know?
Wait..........I'm having another revelation............. this could be the biggest thing in sports entertainment to hit Durham region right between the eyes since I don't fuckin' know what!
The GM centre might be too small to handle the screaming fans this could mass. Even the fans up in the nose bleeds better bring an umbrella to this gig.
Think of the pay per view royalties, the sales of super soaker's in the shape of giant cocks at the souvenir stands!
Fucking world tour (that we'll look like dried out raisins after) but who cares, we'll be rich!
I'm extending my hand to you offering stardom, fame................. respect.
Don't be a fool..........take it.
Don't waste this gift you have in any more dodgy Durham rub 'n tugs eating your own jit.
I'll pick you up in the caddy next summer with my top ranked lawyer Sheppy "The Jew" Schpillka with a killer contract he'll negotiate over this coming winter for you to sign.
I'm going to start training right now.
Can you dig it?
I said can you dig it?!!!
CAN YOU DIG ITTTTTTTTTTTTT!(spoken like the black dude in "The Warriors" just before he was shot in the park at the big street gang convention.
Remember?
