I'm sure most guys can do this, it's just whether they want to or be willing do it. Definately not my thing.luv4lust said:is there any guy in toronto that can do this and would be willing to snowball with me
now that would be hawt
must be able to msog after all i need fun too
Kinky Sessions.
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That's just great OilLover, I just signed a contract with a major textile outfit today to make 500,000 black concert t-shirts. They have simulated cum stains printed all over them and say on the front, I survived the White Tsunami, and on the back, World Tour 2008.
Now what am I going to do?
I even phoned Rob Halford up from Judas Priest about user rights to our theme song, Livin' after midnight............
I took the city 'bout 1AM, loaded, loaded
I'm all geared up to cum again, loaded,loaded
I cum alive in the neon light
Thats when I make my moves right
Livin' after midnight, rockin' till the dawn
Tossin' till the morning, then I'm gone, I'm gone
The airs electric, sparklin' power, loaded,loaded
I set my sights and then home in
The cum starts flyin' when I begin
I'm aimin' for ya
I'm gonna floor ya
My body's cummin'
All night long
It would have been the perfect theme song.
Thats OK, I had another little venture planned next year complete with a 1973 Caddy, females in the back and pimp juice in a jeweled goblet.
My lawyer Sheppy said getting liability insurance would be a nightmare with all the possible blinding eye injury lawsuits so its just as well we don't do this.
I'm glad you let me in on your technique of having gravity work to your advantage. How simple yet brilliant.
I would have blown my prostate out my ass just laying flat.
I'm glad you shared your kink with us OilLover, you have a rare talent I have never even heard of. My phones been ringing off the hook with people wanting to know who this mystery man is that fires his wad in his mouth and swallows it. I have to explain I know as much as they do.
-KWI 99% of men have tried to suck their cock at some point in life. The other 1% are full of shit who say they haven't.
-All men have attempted to fuck themselves in the ass as well.
-All men have folded their junk up between their thighs and looked at themselves in the mirror to see what they would look like with a vagina as well
Now what am I going to do?
I even phoned Rob Halford up from Judas Priest about user rights to our theme song, Livin' after midnight............
I took the city 'bout 1AM, loaded, loaded
I'm all geared up to cum again, loaded,loaded
I cum alive in the neon light
Thats when I make my moves right
Livin' after midnight, rockin' till the dawn
Tossin' till the morning, then I'm gone, I'm gone
The airs electric, sparklin' power, loaded,loaded
I set my sights and then home in
The cum starts flyin' when I begin
I'm aimin' for ya
I'm gonna floor ya
My body's cummin'
All night long
It would have been the perfect theme song.
Thats OK, I had another little venture planned next year complete with a 1973 Caddy, females in the back and pimp juice in a jeweled goblet.
My lawyer Sheppy said getting liability insurance would be a nightmare with all the possible blinding eye injury lawsuits so its just as well we don't do this.
I'm glad you let me in on your technique of having gravity work to your advantage. How simple yet brilliant.
I would have blown my prostate out my ass just laying flat.
I'm glad you shared your kink with us OilLover, you have a rare talent I have never even heard of. My phones been ringing off the hook with people wanting to know who this mystery man is that fires his wad in his mouth and swallows it. I have to explain I know as much as they do.
-KWI 99% of men have tried to suck their cock at some point in life. The other 1% are full of shit who say they haven't.
-All men have attempted to fuck themselves in the ass as well.
-All men have folded their junk up between their thighs and looked at themselves in the mirror to see what they would look like with a vagina as well
Kiarra,
If most guys could get their cocks you know what we'd be doing -- for at least 24/7 the first month we figured out we could do that.
I imagine if there was a system on how to learn to do that it would be the biggest info-mercial ever. Their seminars would outdo motivational speakers like Tony Robbins.
The world economy would probably slip into chaos, as men everywhere would be doing that instead of going to work and leading productive lives.
Just something to consider...
If most guys could get their cocks you know what we'd be doing -- for at least 24/7 the first month we figured out we could do that.
I imagine if there was a system on how to learn to do that it would be the biggest info-mercial ever. Their seminars would outdo motivational speakers like Tony Robbins.
The world economy would probably slip into chaos, as men everywhere would be doing that instead of going to work and leading productive lives.
Just something to consider...
I can shoot a load over my head when flat on my back. Sometimes my aim is off and I have shot myself in the eye or my mouth...up my nose too!
As for your generalizations see my take below...
-KWI 99% of men have tried to suck their cock at some point in life. The other 1% are full of shit who say they haven't. Okay..ya I have tried it, but it don't work except in porn
-All men have attempted to fuck themselves in the ass as well. Never
-All men have folded their junk up between their thighs and looked at themselves in the mirror to see what they would look like with a vagina as well. I'll give you that one, but just for novilty sake
As for your generalizations see my take below...
-KWI 99% of men have tried to suck their cock at some point in life. The other 1% are full of shit who say they haven't. Okay..ya I have tried it, but it don't work except in porn
-All men have attempted to fuck themselves in the ass as well. Never
-All men have folded their junk up between their thighs and looked at themselves in the mirror to see what they would look like with a vagina as well. I'll give you that one, but just for novilty sake
Quasi Mainstream Video
Check out the movie "Shortbus" for the sight of a guy working hard to 'soothe' himself. Unusual movie. I got it at Rogers.
Plotline: A group of New Yorkers get caught up in their romantic-sexual milieu converging at an underground salon infamous for its blend of art, music, politics, and carnality.
Internet Movie Database
User Rating: 6.9/10 (7,321 votes)
Review: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367027/
Check out the movie "Shortbus" for the sight of a guy working hard to 'soothe' himself. Unusual movie. I got it at Rogers.
Plotline: A group of New Yorkers get caught up in their romantic-sexual milieu converging at an underground salon infamous for its blend of art, music, politics, and carnality.
Internet Movie Database
User Rating: 6.9/10 (7,321 votes)
Review: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367027/
I will say that when I was in my teens, and skinny, I could bend over and suck my own dick. Now that I'm older and fatter, I would rather have someone sucking my dick, that way I can watch and it's more comfortable for me.KWI said:
As far as eating or tasting my own cum, after it has been injected into a beautiful wet pussy, I have on occasion in the past, gone down and dined afterwards but have not since entering the SP world.
I thought I was a kinky bastard placing my girlfriends picture on the sidetable as I bounce SPs!
I know the difference, but I couldn't figure out a way to work in Point Guard or Centre into that idea. Also I guess I could have brought in a winger or a shortstop or possibly a midfielder or striker to really have messed with you.KWI said:
The point is I prefer to mess with you whenever I can even if it means that you get to take the odd shot back. Speaking of Odd Shots where the heck is Wooly. He has been really quiet lately
Take all the credit you want. When he reads it here he will know that I am the brains and he already knows you are the "body"KWI said:
You can't prove anything in court.Dodger said:Take all the credit you want. When he reads it here he will know that I am the brains and he already knows you are the "body"
I also "know" her body too. Mmmmmmm.....
We all know that you "know" her body doofus. Read the original quote. You know that I wouldn't dare try and muscle in on your territory, like it would be really tough to do anyway hehehewooly110 said:
