I recently registered on a website mamba.ru. Kind of Russian speaking dating website (BTW, not recommended - crap). As usually, 70% of fake or abandoned profiles and scammers. 
But there are some gems. You just have to weed a lot.
Anyhow. A "Canadian girl" started to talk to me (BTW, on such a websites when a lady starts to talk to you - 75% chance it is a scammer). After the second message I was 100% sure that it was a scam, but I had wine in my glass.
So, enjoy the conversation below.
Joyce Aiddoo
Hi, there how is your day going so far at your place of work?
Prehistoric Me
Why would I be at work at this time?
Joyce Aiddoo
Sorry i'm just asking
But where are you now?
Prehistoric Me
Home. Are you Canadian?
Joyce Aiddoo
Yes but i'm currently in west africa Ghana serving as a teacher in an orphanage school here
What about you?
Prehistoric Me
You do not sound Canadian. Tell me the famous hokey team from London.
Joyce Aiddoo
Winnipeg Jets
Prehistoric Me
Yes.
How long have you been in Ghana?
Joyce Aiddoo
Six months now
Prehistoric Me
And how it has been?
Joyce Aiddoo
Well, cant complained it has been good so far by the special grace of God Almighty
Prehistoric Me
How did you get to Ghana? Canada has travel advisory against travel to West Africa. They might not let you back home.
Joyce Aiddoo
Well, i came here after the sudden death of my parents, i will definitely come back home as soon as i find the man of my dreams to be my husband for the rest of my life, in love joy and everlasting happiness ever after
Prehistoric Me
Are you looking for such men in Ghana?
Joyce Aiddoo
Nope that is why i'm here online
Because i don't want a relationship that would end up in one night stand
Prehistoric Me
They guys there have BBC. Don't you like it?
Joyce Aiddoo
Nope, i want to love and be loved in return
Prehistoric Me
Tough luck these days.
Joyce Aiddoo
Yes i know but with God all things are possible, i trust theres someone out there for me that would love me and be good to me and expect same in return
Prehistoric Me
Are they Catholic in Ghana?
Joyce Aiddoo
Nope
What about you?
Prehistoric Me
I am not religious. But looks like you are. I bet you went to Catholic school. What do you think about the plans of our asshole-liberal-Prime Minister Steven Harper to remove public funding for Catholic schools? I say he is total asshole!
Joyce Aiddoo
Well, thats your perception
Prehistoric Me
May be... Enough about politics. Are you hokey fan? Can you watch hokey in Ghana? Yesterday's game Boston Bruins vs Chicago Blackstars was unbelievable! Wayne Gretzky scored on the last second of the 7th period! Did you have a chance to see it?
Joyce Aiddoo
Not really because i'm not a hockey fan
Prehistoric Me
I see... Then you must be fun of Gaelic football! Kids at school in Canada play either hokey or Gaelic football. What was played at your school?
Joyce Aiddoo
Yes it's my favourite but i haven't played before
Prehistoric Me
Cool. So, tell me what is going on in Ghana? Are they paying you good? Do you need some money?
Joyce Aiddoo
I manage to survive with the little that
I pay my bills and buy foodstuffs with the little that i have
But savings is the issue here now
Prehistoric Me
Why do you need to save money? You are young! Just 34. At 36 you are going to get $300,000 Canadian dollars from government, they pay it to all of us at 36! Don't forget to come home before you hit 36. They pay only if you are in Canada. And please, invite no to the celebration party! Can I count on that?
Joyce Aiddoo
I need to save for my future
But there are some gems. You just have to weed a lot.Anyhow. A "Canadian girl" started to talk to me (BTW, on such a websites when a lady starts to talk to you - 75% chance it is a scammer). After the second message I was 100% sure that it was a scam, but I had wine in my glass.
So, enjoy the conversation below.
Joyce Aiddoo
Hi, there how is your day going so far at your place of work?
Prehistoric Me
Why would I be at work at this time?
Joyce Aiddoo
Sorry i'm just asking
But where are you now?
Prehistoric Me
Home. Are you Canadian?
Joyce Aiddoo
Yes but i'm currently in west africa Ghana serving as a teacher in an orphanage school here
What about you?
Prehistoric Me
You do not sound Canadian. Tell me the famous hokey team from London.
Joyce Aiddoo
Winnipeg Jets
Prehistoric Me
Yes.
How long have you been in Ghana?
Joyce Aiddoo
Six months now
Prehistoric Me
And how it has been?
Joyce Aiddoo
Well, cant complained it has been good so far by the special grace of God Almighty
Prehistoric Me
How did you get to Ghana? Canada has travel advisory against travel to West Africa. They might not let you back home.
Joyce Aiddoo
Well, i came here after the sudden death of my parents, i will definitely come back home as soon as i find the man of my dreams to be my husband for the rest of my life, in love joy and everlasting happiness ever after
Prehistoric Me
Are you looking for such men in Ghana?
Joyce Aiddoo
Nope that is why i'm here online
Because i don't want a relationship that would end up in one night stand
Prehistoric Me
They guys there have BBC. Don't you like it?
Joyce Aiddoo
Nope, i want to love and be loved in return
Prehistoric Me
Tough luck these days.
Joyce Aiddoo
Yes i know but with God all things are possible, i trust theres someone out there for me that would love me and be good to me and expect same in return
Prehistoric Me
Are they Catholic in Ghana?
Joyce Aiddoo
Nope
What about you?
Prehistoric Me
I am not religious. But looks like you are. I bet you went to Catholic school. What do you think about the plans of our asshole-liberal-Prime Minister Steven Harper to remove public funding for Catholic schools? I say he is total asshole!
Joyce Aiddoo
Well, thats your perception
Prehistoric Me
May be... Enough about politics. Are you hokey fan? Can you watch hokey in Ghana? Yesterday's game Boston Bruins vs Chicago Blackstars was unbelievable! Wayne Gretzky scored on the last second of the 7th period! Did you have a chance to see it?
Joyce Aiddoo
Not really because i'm not a hockey fan
Prehistoric Me
I see... Then you must be fun of Gaelic football! Kids at school in Canada play either hokey or Gaelic football. What was played at your school?
Joyce Aiddoo
Yes it's my favourite but i haven't played before
Prehistoric Me
Cool. So, tell me what is going on in Ghana? Are they paying you good? Do you need some money?
Joyce Aiddoo
I manage to survive with the little that
I pay my bills and buy foodstuffs with the little that i have
But savings is the issue here now
Prehistoric Me
Why do you need to save money? You are young! Just 34. At 36 you are going to get $300,000 Canadian dollars from government, they pay it to all of us at 36! Don't forget to come home before you hit 36. They pay only if you are in Canada. And please, invite no to the celebration party! Can I count on that?
Joyce Aiddoo
I need to save for my future
