I've found Greekster!
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"I like someone for her ass..."
Greatest. Thread. Ever.
Kinda wish it was never deleted, anybody archive it?
Greatest. Thread. Ever.
Kinda wish it was never deleted, anybody archive it?
How I wish I had saved that thread. It had poetry, drama, violence - I considered it to be an innovative new form of interactive entertainment, and was trying to think of a way to create similar "franchise" threads on other boards.
As far as our hero and his current adventures, who else could travel to Brazil with wads of cash and NOT get any butt sex?
As far as our hero and his current adventures, who else could travel to Brazil with wads of cash and NOT get any butt sex?
Steely said:
To some yes, he had his detractors , so you might say for him TERB in 2007 was his anus horriblus.
Ass you can tell I never studied latin
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Hyperdog, please provide the link so we can follow his further adventures down under.
Can i say "down under" for Brazil, or will the Aussies come after me?
Can i say "down under" for Brazil, or will the Aussies come after me?
Ok, I'm only going to do this once:
Greekster: "Rejected again! I just got to the internet cafe now to check if my brazilian personal ad has been accepted yet. But not before noticing the PERFECT brazilian ass at one of the computers. She was seated in the perfect position, her leaning forward to read the monitor while her hugely inflated ass was sticking out like I've never seen before. I approached her and asked if I could do some internet surfing with her because I was out of change. She told me to get some change and leave her alone. I purposely dropped something so that I could get closer to her ass. I could see a bit of her crack showing as she continued to sit in the bent-over position. I think she realized I was checking her ass and told me to buzz off.
To make things worse, my profile got rejected again! I just mentioned my interest in big butts and didn't say anything about anal. Still got rejected. Damn, I still don't know a single person here, despite living in a gold mine of asses. "
Roger Melon: "My friend, I worry about you. If that big-butt girl's boyfriend had been sitting nearby you could have had a real problem. Brazil is a lot tougher than Canada. You've got a few choices here - you can accept the fact that even in Brazil getting up a girl's butt involves a bit of romancing and seduction, or you can start paying for it. As far as your personal ad goes, it should mostly allude to how rich you are. You'll get plenty of replies from ladies with big asses, and then you can take it from there.
Why not come up to New York and try your luck? I don't know if you're hearing much American news down there, but our Governor Elliot Spitzer has just been forced to resign in a prostitution scandal. He was paying $1500 an hour, and there's a lot of speculation that he was spending all that money in pursuit of anal sex without a condom. I suspect that some of his regular ladies will have appointments open in the next few weeks. "
I will leave it to Roger Melon to relay all further developments (or lack thereof) in Greekster's quest in Brazil, if he wants.
Greekster: "Rejected again! I just got to the internet cafe now to check if my brazilian personal ad has been accepted yet. But not before noticing the PERFECT brazilian ass at one of the computers. She was seated in the perfect position, her leaning forward to read the monitor while her hugely inflated ass was sticking out like I've never seen before. I approached her and asked if I could do some internet surfing with her because I was out of change. She told me to get some change and leave her alone. I purposely dropped something so that I could get closer to her ass. I could see a bit of her crack showing as she continued to sit in the bent-over position. I think she realized I was checking her ass and told me to buzz off.
To make things worse, my profile got rejected again! I just mentioned my interest in big butts and didn't say anything about anal. Still got rejected. Damn, I still don't know a single person here, despite living in a gold mine of asses. "
Roger Melon: "My friend, I worry about you. If that big-butt girl's boyfriend had been sitting nearby you could have had a real problem. Brazil is a lot tougher than Canada. You've got a few choices here - you can accept the fact that even in Brazil getting up a girl's butt involves a bit of romancing and seduction, or you can start paying for it. As far as your personal ad goes, it should mostly allude to how rich you are. You'll get plenty of replies from ladies with big asses, and then you can take it from there.
Why not come up to New York and try your luck? I don't know if you're hearing much American news down there, but our Governor Elliot Spitzer has just been forced to resign in a prostitution scandal. He was paying $1500 an hour, and there's a lot of speculation that he was spending all that money in pursuit of anal sex without a condom. I suspect that some of his regular ladies will have appointments open in the next few weeks. "
I will leave it to Roger Melon to relay all further developments (or lack thereof) in Greekster's quest in Brazil, if he wants.
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Greekster: "I've lost my patience and got another rubber ass."
Roger Melon: "Wow Greekster, she's beautiful! I trust you'll treat her right. I wish they made one of these with an odometer.
Here's a little quiz to see how well you remember what you learned last year.
Before bringing your new girlfriend to your place for a night of torrid, delicious, wild-eyed bungholery you should:
a. Hide the rubber ass under the pillow she'll be sleeping on when you're done.
b. Hide the rubber ass in your suitcase and then tell the young lady to look for your sun glasses which are in your suitcase.
c. Get the rubber ass nicely cleaned up and introduce it to your lady friend so she understands the competition she faces."
Greekster: "Ok, this is what's been happening. I've had FOUR, yes FOUR, new first dates since I bought my rubber ass, so I actually haven't been able to spend much quality time with rubbery.
The first first of the four new dates was HOT! Her ass was a certified 52 INCHES AT LEAST! Her body was super-curvy the way I like it and her face is very pretty too! Exploiting her ASSets is better than ass-drilling both HD-girl and EX-GF alternatingly in the same room. Being absolutely careful not to blow my chances with her, I acted like a perfect gentleman and made NO MENTION of anal sex to her. The date ended well and she agreed to see me again Sunday tonight.
As for the other three new dates, I saw them both in the afternoon and evenings and they paled in comparison to the first one (I got to think of a name for her). Their asses were no more than low-to-mid 40's and their faces were only average. So not being too interested and feeling that I have nothing to lose, I discussed anal sex openly on our first dates just to see how the rest of the Brazilian population thinks of anal sex. 2 of them giggled and said they liked anal sex (yep! Brazil is my new home now). But 1 of them was shocked that I brought it up, and refused to answer (oh well, 4 out of 5 ain't bad). I haven't talked to them since and they haven't called me back since. Too bad. Time to focus on tonight (let's call her BG for Brazilian Girl for now, though that's not too good of name because they are all brazilian)."
(LATER)
"My continued dating with 52" is going well. Now suddenly, 45" has re-entered to the scene! I thought that my anal talk on the first date was a turnoff for her, but now she asked me why I haven't called her back. She said she would like to see me again.
I purposely scared the others away with my anal talk so that I can focus on 52. But to my surprise, 45 has returned. Actually, I can't remember by voice or name whether it is 45, 44, 42, 48, or 49. I don't think it's 42, because 42 showed her loss of interest during the date itself. I think it is 45, but I could be wrong. If it is in fact 49 (or even 48), then I think I should go see her (while continuing to focus on 52). I got to at least find out which one she is, right?"
(LATER)
"REGRET
I met up with 45, and indeed I was right about her ass being 45 inches. Her face is only average, and ass not big enough for my taste, but nevertheless I stayed in the date. After the date, she invited me in her home, and I told her that I was tired and needed to sleep. But she insisted that I come in. She eventually convinced me and I followed her in, watching her tiny ass with a frown.
In a matter of time, she was starting to seduce me and, being a man, I let her have her way with me. She slipped a condom on me and we went into missionary position. I asked for doggy style and she jumped on all fours. Soon I decided to go into her ass. I asked her if she had lubrication. She asked why. I said that I wanted to go into her ass. She looked at me and gave me a smirk. She gave took out her vaseline and smeared it on my condom. I asked if I could take off the condom, but she declined. I asked why, and she said that she wants to play it safe. I shoved my cock into her ass with ease, and she moaned wildly. After about 1 minute, I shot my load (into the fucking condom). Immediately afterwards, I felt like going home. Her ass was too small and it really didn't feel that good. The condom felt like crap, and now she considers us a couple. I want out. I need to focus on my date with 52" tomorrow. What the fuck have I done???"
Roger Melon: "Wow Greekster, she's beautiful! I trust you'll treat her right. I wish they made one of these with an odometer.
Here's a little quiz to see how well you remember what you learned last year.
Before bringing your new girlfriend to your place for a night of torrid, delicious, wild-eyed bungholery you should:
a. Hide the rubber ass under the pillow she'll be sleeping on when you're done.
b. Hide the rubber ass in your suitcase and then tell the young lady to look for your sun glasses which are in your suitcase.
c. Get the rubber ass nicely cleaned up and introduce it to your lady friend so she understands the competition she faces."
Greekster: "Ok, this is what's been happening. I've had FOUR, yes FOUR, new first dates since I bought my rubber ass, so I actually haven't been able to spend much quality time with rubbery.
The first first of the four new dates was HOT! Her ass was a certified 52 INCHES AT LEAST! Her body was super-curvy the way I like it and her face is very pretty too! Exploiting her ASSets is better than ass-drilling both HD-girl and EX-GF alternatingly in the same room. Being absolutely careful not to blow my chances with her, I acted like a perfect gentleman and made NO MENTION of anal sex to her. The date ended well and she agreed to see me again Sunday tonight.
As for the other three new dates, I saw them both in the afternoon and evenings and they paled in comparison to the first one (I got to think of a name for her). Their asses were no more than low-to-mid 40's and their faces were only average. So not being too interested and feeling that I have nothing to lose, I discussed anal sex openly on our first dates just to see how the rest of the Brazilian population thinks of anal sex. 2 of them giggled and said they liked anal sex (yep! Brazil is my new home now). But 1 of them was shocked that I brought it up, and refused to answer (oh well, 4 out of 5 ain't bad). I haven't talked to them since and they haven't called me back since. Too bad. Time to focus on tonight (let's call her BG for Brazilian Girl for now, though that's not too good of name because they are all brazilian)."
(LATER)
"My continued dating with 52" is going well. Now suddenly, 45" has re-entered to the scene! I thought that my anal talk on the first date was a turnoff for her, but now she asked me why I haven't called her back. She said she would like to see me again.
I purposely scared the others away with my anal talk so that I can focus on 52. But to my surprise, 45 has returned. Actually, I can't remember by voice or name whether it is 45, 44, 42, 48, or 49. I don't think it's 42, because 42 showed her loss of interest during the date itself. I think it is 45, but I could be wrong. If it is in fact 49 (or even 48), then I think I should go see her (while continuing to focus on 52). I got to at least find out which one she is, right?"
(LATER)
"REGRET
I met up with 45, and indeed I was right about her ass being 45 inches. Her face is only average, and ass not big enough for my taste, but nevertheless I stayed in the date. After the date, she invited me in her home, and I told her that I was tired and needed to sleep. But she insisted that I come in. She eventually convinced me and I followed her in, watching her tiny ass with a frown.
In a matter of time, she was starting to seduce me and, being a man, I let her have her way with me. She slipped a condom on me and we went into missionary position. I asked for doggy style and she jumped on all fours. Soon I decided to go into her ass. I asked her if she had lubrication. She asked why. I said that I wanted to go into her ass. She looked at me and gave me a smirk. She gave took out her vaseline and smeared it on my condom. I asked if I could take off the condom, but she declined. I asked why, and she said that she wants to play it safe. I shoved my cock into her ass with ease, and she moaned wildly. After about 1 minute, I shot my load (into the fucking condom). Immediately afterwards, I felt like going home. Her ass was too small and it really didn't feel that good. The condom felt like crap, and now she considers us a couple. I want out. I need to focus on my date with 52" tomorrow. What the fuck have I done???"
If Greekster knew what vaseline did to latex he would insist on using lots of it - the guy is obsessed with bareback anal. (He was born about 30 years too late.)
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preciate it said:
He had PMed me with the link to his new ass forum. I would guess he PMed anyone who had posted in the thread so maybe one of the other guys has it? Sorry to say I had to delete the PM to make room for other sorts of nonsense
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