Ha ha, I wish it were that simple Alex!
My kids are no longer in need of a babysitter- they are 13- 16 yrs old.
My youngest daughter is having a great grade 8, and just had an awesome report card! I would be remiss if I didn't give her the time with her teacher to speak to her about it. Secondly, it is my older 2 kids' first "formal" dance for school, (they rented a hall and everything!) and I was chosen to be one of the parent chaperons... It just happens to be on the same night as the TERB party.
So you see, my "daddy duty" includes things that are a parent's responsibility and privilege and I wouldn't miss them for anything. Since Mrs. CG has to work, I am stepping up, and am proud to do so.