This is probably one of the Funniest things i have ever read in a while
Do you know what Jesus Looks like? Lets take a look
Revelations:5:6: And I beheld, and, lo, in the midst of the throne and of the four beasts, and in the midst of the elders, stood a Lamb as it had been slain, having seven horns and seven eyes, which are the seven Spirits of God sent forth into all the earth.
So Jesus is a slain lamb with 7 Eyes And 7 Horns (a freak show) and not only that Every creature is there and are praising it
Re:5:13: And every creature which is in heaven, and on the earth, and under the earth, and such as are in the sea, and all that are in them, heard I saying, Blessing, and honour, and glory, and power, be unto him that sitteth upon the throne, and unto the Lamb for ever and ever.
So unbeleivers will make war with a mere Lamb with 7 horns and 7 eyes who is the lord of lords and king of kings
Re:17:14: These shall make war with the Lamb, and the Lamb shall overcome them: for he is Lord of lords, and King of kings.
But you know a lamb gotta have its wife too
Re:19:9: And he saith unto me, Write, Blessed are they which are called unto the marriage supper of the Lamb. And he saith unto me, These are the true sayings of God.
I mean Have you seen what jesus looks like? A freakshow lamb with 7 heads and 7 eyes?
So Is this the truely words of god? Was God a lamb who has 7 eyes and 7 horns?
Lets try to imagine how he looks like? I think i saw something like this in a movie ...
So the Debate topic is: do you think that the Bible is insulting GOD? Is this bible a true word of God? Or is it really a fairy tale story that has just gone bad?
Do you know what Jesus Looks like? Lets take a look
Revelations:5:6: And I beheld, and, lo, in the midst of the throne and of the four beasts, and in the midst of the elders, stood a Lamb as it had been slain, having seven horns and seven eyes, which are the seven Spirits of God sent forth into all the earth.
So Jesus is a slain lamb with 7 Eyes And 7 Horns (a freak show) and not only that Every creature is there and are praising it
Re:5:13: And every creature which is in heaven, and on the earth, and under the earth, and such as are in the sea, and all that are in them, heard I saying, Blessing, and honour, and glory, and power, be unto him that sitteth upon the throne, and unto the Lamb for ever and ever.
So unbeleivers will make war with a mere Lamb with 7 horns and 7 eyes who is the lord of lords and king of kings
Re:17:14: These shall make war with the Lamb, and the Lamb shall overcome them: for he is Lord of lords, and King of kings.
But you know a lamb gotta have its wife too
Re:19:9: And he saith unto me, Write, Blessed are they which are called unto the marriage supper of the Lamb. And he saith unto me, These are the true sayings of God.
I mean Have you seen what jesus looks like? A freakshow lamb with 7 heads and 7 eyes?
So Is this the truely words of god? Was God a lamb who has 7 eyes and 7 horns?
Lets try to imagine how he looks like? I think i saw something like this in a movie ...
So the Debate topic is: do you think that the Bible is insulting GOD? Is this bible a true word of God? Or is it really a fairy tale story that has just gone bad?