ISO: Lamb with 7 horns and 7 eyes

[Arabian Guy]

what are you talking about?!??!! Again you missed the joke. you asked if anyone had seen a 7 eyed animal and I said the closest I had found was 4 eyes on a two headed sheep.

No I laughed but i then remembered that there is a reference to a 4 eyed rabbit in the old testiment too and I laughed even more

 

[mrpolarbear]

This is probably one of the Funniest things i have ever read in a while

Do you know what Jesus Looks like? Lets take a look

Revelations:5:6: And I beheld, and, lo, in the midst of the throne and of the four beasts, and in the midst of the elders, stood a Lamb as it had been slain, having seven horns and seven eyes, which are the seven Spirits of God sent forth into all the earth.

So Jesus is a slain lamb with 7 Eyes And 7 Horns (a freak show) and not only that Every creature is there and are praising it

Re:5:13: And every creature which is in heaven, and on the earth, and under the earth, and such as are in the sea, and all that are in them, heard I saying, Blessing, and honour, and glory, and power, be unto him that sitteth upon the throne, and unto the Lamb for ever and ever.


So unbeleivers will make war with a mere Lamb with 7 horns and 7 eyes who is the lord of lords and king of kings

Re:17:14: These shall make war with the Lamb, and the Lamb shall overcome them: for he is Lord of lords, and King of kings.

But you know a lamb gotta have its wife too

Re:19:9: And he saith unto me, Write, Blessed are they which are called unto the marriage supper of the Lamb. And he saith unto me, These are the true sayings of God.

I mean Have you seen what jesus looks like? A freakshow lamb with 7 heads and 7 eyes?

So Is this the truely words of god? Was God a lamb who has 7 eyes and 7 horns?

Lets try to imagine how he looks like? I think i saw something like this in a movie ...

So the Debate topic is: do you think that the Bible is insulting GOD? Is this bible a true word of God? Or is it really a fairy tale story that has just gone bad?

I know where you can find Rams with 106 eyes and 106 horns. You can only see them for 4 months a year . Need a hint?

 

[Father Morris]

This is all about symbolism in the Holy Bible, and you need to have the holy spirit in you to get to understand what the biblical context is. You make my heart sad though

 

[CapitalGuy]

fourth rant - that'll be enough, actually

Of course the difference, Arabian Guy, is that despite the vile hurt that you try to fling at us heathen Christians, WE WON'T RIOT IN THE STREETS AND KILL EACH OTHER BECAUSE OF IT.

 

[feminista]

hay bal(isl)e

the difference, Arabian Guy, is that despite the vile hurt that you try to fling at us heathen Christians, WE WON'T RIOT IN THE STREETS AND KILL EACH OTHER BECAUSE OF IT

just to beat this dead horse to pieces:

christians aren't "heathens". http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=heathen

and what are you saying ? arabs are killers and xians aren't?

r u the prez of the we-Xian-muslim-hater club?