ISO: Lamb with 7 horns and 7 eyes

[Arabian Guy]

This is probably one of the Funniest things i have ever read in a while

Do you know what Jesus Looks like? Lets take a look

Revelations:5:6: And I beheld, and, lo, in the midst of the throne and of the four beasts, and in the midst of the elders, stood a Lamb as it had been slain, having seven horns and seven eyes, which are the seven Spirits of God sent forth into all the earth.

So Jesus is a slain lamb with 7 Eyes And 7 Horns (a freak show) and not only that Every creature is there and are praising it

Re:5:13: And every creature which is in heaven, and on the earth, and under the earth, and such as are in the sea, and all that are in them, heard I saying, Blessing, and honour, and glory, and power, be unto him that sitteth upon the throne, and unto the Lamb for ever and ever.


So unbeleivers will make war with a mere Lamb with 7 horns and 7 eyes who is the lord of lords and king of kings

Re:17:14: These shall make war with the Lamb, and the Lamb shall overcome them: for he is Lord of lords, and King of kings.

But you know a lamb gotta have its wife too

Re:19:9: And he saith unto me, Write, Blessed are they which are called unto the marriage supper of the Lamb. And he saith unto me, These are the true sayings of God.

I mean Have you seen what jesus looks like? A freakshow lamb with 7 heads and 7 eyes?

So Is this the truely words of god? Was God a lamb who has 7 eyes and 7 horns?

Lets try to imagine how he looks like? I think i saw something like this in a movie ...

So the Debate topic is: do you think that the Bible is insulting GOD? Is this bible a true word of God? Or is it really a fairy tale story that has just gone bad?

 

[Arabian Guy]

To continue

Lets investigate this passage

Isaiah:7:20: In the same day shall the Lord shave with a razor that is hired, namely, by them beyond the river, by the king of Assyria, the head, and the hair of the feet: and it shall also consume the beard.

So Jesus SHAVES HIS LEGS, with a rasor that is hired, (not his he does not even own it).

That says GOD IS A LAMB AND SHAVES HIS LEGS!!

That even shows that only men who shave their legs, and have homosexual gangbangs with their 12 students are Faggots by todays modern standards..

So what do you say to that?

 

[SilentLeviathan]

This is probably one of the Funniest things i have ever read in a while

Do you know what Jesus Looks like? Lets take a look

Revelations:5:6: And I beheld, and, lo, in the midst of the throne and of the four beasts, and in the midst of the elders, stood a Lamb as it had been slain, having seven horns and seven eyes, which are the seven Spirits of God sent forth into all the earth.

So Jesus is a slain lamb with 7 Eyes And 7 Horns (a freak show) and not only that Every creature is there and are praising it

I'm not too sure where you got the idea that the lamb was supposed to be Jesus but the Lamb represents the seven spirits of God which are
sent out all over the earth which it states right in the passage. A good cross-reference on this is found in Zechariah 4:10. These seven eyes stand for the “all knowing and all seeing presence of God everywhere.”

 

[frankcastle]

What is your point?

The basic premise of all religions is to be a good person and regardless of the religion.

If you go through their respective holy texts you will find things that are disagreeable, silly or outdated.

Of course there is also hypocrisy and misinterpretations associated with religion. But those are not flaws with the religion but the people carrying out those acts.

A lot of blood has been shed in the name of God (in its various incarnations) and that is a shame but certainly not restricted to any one religion.

 

[SilentLeviathan]

That even shows that only men who shave their legs, and have homosexual gangbangs with their 12 students are Faggots by todays modern standards..

Thje acient Romans shaved all of their body haid, excluding hair on the scalp and eyebrows. So did the acient Egyptians. Does that make them all faggots my today's standards? In Western culture women didn't start shaving their underarms until the early 1800s. Does that mean that prior to that date all women were butch lesbians?

 

[Arabian Guy]

What is your point?

The basic premise of all religions is to be a good person and regardless of the religion.

If you go through their respective holy texts you will find things that are disagreeable, silly or outdated.

Of course there is also hypocrisy and misinterpretations associated with religion. But those are not flaws with the religion but the people carrying out those acts.

A lot of blood has been shed in the name of God (in its various incarnations) and that is a shame but certainly not restricted to any one religion.

My point is that This book called the bible cannot be holy.

I mean this so called Religous leader was having a revalation form God and he saw God as a lamb with 7 eyes and 7 horns , that is slain. The vatican said that that is refering to Jesus Christ after being Crucified in the cross

So you are worshipping a freak show? or is the bible just is not as holy as we thought?

 

[feminista]

all of the so called holy books R archaic, misogynist, magical and the writing of humans with agendas. what is your agenda alleged arabian guy?

 

[Arabian Guy]

all of the so called holy books R archaic, misogynist, magical and the writing of humans with agendas. what is your agenda alleged arabian guy?

To expose the fairy tale we all were told to belive in as children
To help stop evil preceptions of one another, and to lift the vail that we have on our eyes, to let each see that we are all human beings who deserve life as much as every one else. In the name of religous intolerance many lives were lost!
To Expose the Bush Administration agenda for biblically supported terror of the world
To Enlighten people about controversial things and topics, and to learn from other people's views on these matters of debate.

I am reading the bible for my 2 week vacation, to see what is it all about, I read it 5 years ago, but does not hurt to read it again. and ask questions and raise topic for debates

 

[frankcastle]

all of the so called holy books R archaic, misogynist, magical and the writing of humans with agendas. what is your agenda alleged arabian guy?

Well put. All of the books were written without the information that we now hold. E.g. the sea turning red was probably an account of red algae infestation.

 

[Arabian Guy]

Well put. All of the books were written without the information that we now hold. E.g. the sea turning red was probably an account of red algae infestation.

What about menstrating men? did they need rocket science to figure out that men dont have the period?

 

[frankcastle]

Perhaps the fluids coming out of men were infections? But viewed as the male equivalent of a period? Without antibiotics and proper sewage treatment it wouldn't be surprising if most people had urinary infections resulting in pus or other fluids coming out of them.

 

[Arabian Guy]

Perhaps the fluids coming out of men were infections? But viewed as the male equivalent of a period? Without antibiotics and proper sewage treatment it wouldn't be surprising if most people had urinary infections resulting in pus or other fluids coming out of them.

No, In the chapter before that, it talks about cleaning the married couples who had intercourse. The same process.

So it was not talking about infections. It was saying that Men had the Period the same as women. Infact there are paralellism; paragraph for paragraph, one refering to a woman and the same refereing to a man.

infact religous leaders of the Church of Germany had a conference on this, and concluded the same thing. Its either the author was hallucinating or something was not right.

but The bible is the word of God still many christians beleive lol


I say that the person who wrote the bible must have been drunk at the time or something. God is not the author of confusion as the bible says

 

[krak]

Koran

Hey, arab guy, say something funny about Koran.

 

[Arabian Guy]

Hey, arab guy, say something funny about Koran.

I have not studied the Koran yet, But why do you want me to find "funny things about it?"

perhaps in my next vacation i will borrow a copy from the librarry and read it.

But for this vacation i am reading the bible.

 

[Arabian Guy]

So anyone came across a lamb with 7 horns and 7 eyes?

 

[hyderman]

So anyone came across a lamb with 7 horns and 7 eyes?

youuuu funny

heheheh
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[Arabian Guy]

youuuu funny

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LOL , I saw some lamb with 7 horns and 7 eyes in a star wars like movie.

I mean the bible should be acted out in a movie for people to really appreciate what it says and has

 

[frankcastle]

Closest I've seen is 4 eyes and two headed sheep. But again just because you can't see it doesn't mean it's real. Otherwise you and the ostriches have much to discuss.

 

[Arabian Guy]

Closest I've seen is 4 eyes and two headed sheep. But again just because you can't see it doesn't mean it's real. Otherwise you and the ostriches have much to discuss.

well the bible says that there is a rabbit with 4 eyes, but did you check to see that its a rabbit or not as detailed in the old testiment?

 

[frankcastle]

well the bible says that there is a rabbit with 4 eyes, but did you check to see that its a rabbit or not as detailed in the old testiment?

what are you talking about?!??!! Again you missed the joke. you asked if anyone had seen a 7 eyed animal and I said the closest I had found was 4 eyes on a two headed sheep.