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iPad: Much ado about not much?

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And for those short sighted enough to think that netbooks would continue to flourish in a tablet world....

 

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You may be right bottie

Saw my first iPad in the 'wild' bottie....

Saw an AMAZING sweet & petite Asian spinner/hottie the other day and was amazed she had a couple smartphones and and iPad in her hotel room, as her primary link to the Internets Al Gore invented! She said she liked her iPad a lot. Asked her if it was hard using it to type? She said it took her awhile to adjust but now she can type with it OK because after all she has petite little Asian girly fingers.....
 

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Saw my first iPad in the 'wild' bottie....

Saw an AMAZING sweet & petite Asian spinner/hottie the other day and was amazed she had a couple smartphones and and iPad in her hotel room, as her primary link to the Internets Al Gore invented! She said she liked her iPad a lot. Asked her if it was hard using it to type? She said it took her awhile to adjust but now she can type with it OK because after all she has petite little Asian girly fingers.....
Your first one....

19% of adults in the US own tablets, a vast majority of those are iPads and you just saw your first one... you need to get out of your mothers basement more often.

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LMAO!!!!

Well i have NO need for them, I don't go out of my way looking for them silly iToys like you cultists, FFS!
Really bottie, sometimes it looks like you have daily affirmations on this, feeling that by apologizing for all things Apple will keep you from feeling like a poor backwoods rube, raped and suckered into getting those pricey iToys by Apple!!!....:D
 

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I'm glad Woodpeckr doesn't consider a computer a toy. Lol.
What device do you utilize to read books and magazines? Or do you still buy the physical version? That is one of the greatest uses of the iPad and that is not toy stuff, unless you think reading is stupid??
I imagine you still listen to terrestrial radio as well??
 

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And for those short sighted enough to think that netbooks would continue to flourish in a tablet world....

And it is a good thing that they are going down because that is exactly why I got a great deal on an Acer Netbook....$200 all in with 250 gig HD. It is a great travel PC. Love it. Have no need for anything else.
 

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LMAO!!!!

Well i have NO need for them, I don't go out of my way looking for them silly iToys like you cultists, FFS!
Really bottie, sometimes it looks like you have daily affirmations on this, feeling that by apologizing for all things Apple will keep you from feeling like a poor backwoods rube, raped and suckered into getting those pricey iToys by Apple!!!....:D
Own one I get, you're a backwards troglodyte so no I'm sure you can't figure out why 19% of adults in the US own one.... but to have not seen one... you really need to get out more.

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There's no question about Ipads reign on the market. But is their machine better? Fuck no...
 

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Own one I get, you're a backwards troglodyte so no I'm sure you can't figure out why 19% of adults in the US own one.... but to have not seen one... you really need to get out more.

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Underpowered iPuds are just a current fad bottie!
Little different than Pet Rocks and Hula Hoops of the past....:biggrin1:
 

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Underpowered iPuds are just a current fad bottie!
Little different than Pet Rocks and Hula Hoops of the past....:biggrin1:
Again, I get that you're too stupid to see the market, what I don't get is how, with 19% of adults in the US owning a tablet and a vast majority of those being iPads you've just seen your fist one.... says more about you than it does about Apple or the technology market. You're a shut in.

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Again, I get that you're too stupid to see the market, what I don't get is how, with 19% of adults in the US owning a tablet and a vast majority of those being iPads you've just seen your fist one.... says more about you than it does about Apple or the technology market. You're a shut in.

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Aren't typos hilarious sometimes. I just have mental picture of Woodie hitting his hand with his face over and over and over.
 

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Again, I get that you're too stupid to see the market, what I don't get is how, with 19% of adults in the US owning a tablet and a vast majority of those being iPads you've just seen your fist one.... says more about you than it does about Apple or the technology market. You're a shut in.

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Again, Market is not proof that Ipad is the best machine out there. It proves they have the best Marketing structure. Does Ipad makes you look cool and hip, Heck yes. Do you get more out of it than other tablet? Fuck no. Now if your target market is 10 - 35 (yes 35 is the new 25) which do you think would be their choice?
 

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^^^^^^WELL STATED!!!

However FACTS like that are usually lost to our cultist kiddies too drunk on the iJuice!!!....
 

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Again, Market is not proof that Ipad is the best machine out there. It proves they have the best Marketing structure. Does Ipad makes you look cool and hip, Heck yes. Do you get more out of it than other tablet? Fuck no. Now if your target market is 10 - 35 (yes 35 is the new 25) which do you think would be their choice?
Did you read the post you quoted because if you did you need some comprehension lessons..... the point was not that the iPad is the best tablet (entirely different discussion) it's that Pekkkr gets out of the house so little that he's just seen his first in the wild... how is that possible unless your some sort of pathetic shut in.

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Did you read the post you quoted because if you did you need some comprehension lessons..... the point was not that the iPad is the best tablet (entirely different discussion) it's that Pekkkr gets out of the house so little that he's just seen his first in the wild... how is that possible unless your some sort of pathetic shut in.

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There it is....FFS!!!
Proof positive how heady and potent that iJuice is!...
 

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Again, Market is not proof that Ipad is the best machine out there. It proves they have the best Marketing structure. Does Ipad makes you look cool and hip, Heck yes. Do you get more out of it than other tablet? Fuck no. Now if your target market is 10 - 35 (yes 35 is the new 25) which do you think would be their choice?
I don't get your point.. You think 10-35 year olds buy more other tablets vs the Ipad? THe only companies I see putting thought into their tablets aside from Apple are Asus and Amazon, the rest are just in a specification war.
 

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Article on attributes of iPad owners.... a bit tongue in cheek I think....

Most Likely iPad Buyer Is a Male, Pet-Owning Gamer (Who May Be a Scientist)

While the iPad is clearly a hit among lots of demographics, from non-reading toddlers to senior citizens, there are still certain sets of people that are more likely to go out and buy one of the Apple tablets. The folks at marketing firm BlueKai have compiled some of that data into a handy infographic.

Among the three characteristics most tied to iPad purchasing are being male, a pet-owner and into video games. Close behind are scientists, travelers (both international and domestic) and, bizarrely, organic food proponents. Perhaps the latter, though, is tied to having the kind of disposable income necessary to purchase a device that, while undeniably fun and useful, likely doesn’t replace any other device.

Of course, as previously mentioned, the tablet’s popularity extends even to female liberal arts majors who don’t care whether their food is processed. Indeed, a recent survey by Nielsen shows that the iPad is tops on the holiday wish lists for kids of all genders and food preferences.

Apple actually swept the top three spots on that list, with the iPod touch and the iPhone being the next most popular wishes among the 6-to-12-year-old set.
As a point of reference, the iPad and iPod touch also topped last year’s survey, so it appears not all kids are getting their first pick of presents. It would seem some are being told they had better get an iJob first.

 
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