insane reasons not to go to a university

[CyberGoth]

I stumbled accross this:

http://espn.go.com/ncf/news/2003/0207/1505676.html

this guy was offered everything a guy could want and turned it down???? wtf is wrong with him???

if some lovely grrl at a party wanted to play..... WHY NOT?

 

[gramage]

because that will result in costing him big when going pro (big being millions if a drug scandal drops him a few rounds in the draft) and some party girl probably wanting to get knocked up to make a potential millionare pro football player take care of her kids.

 

[CyberGoth]

i was thinking he might be some ultra uptight right wing ultra conservative totally repressed fundamentalist christian type who has yet to embrace the word of Saint Sam Kinison.

or Brother Carlin of george.

but thats just my oppinion

but then you'd be amazed at what a really good blowjob will cure.

 

[The PeNN]

Perfectly normal

The most unbelieveable part of that story is that he wasn't offered sex, drugs and alcohol at the other schools.

When I was being recruited for Skiing it was the greatest 3 weeks of my life, and I was only a Skiier not a Div. 1 football player.
Its all part of the recruiting process, the players know that if they show a recruit a better time than the other schools then he's their man. Lets be honest in the end its not really going to matter if he is at Oregon or San Diego St. If he's good enough to go Pro then he'll make it.

I guess not all of us have the same definition of a good time.
Free beer, big bongs, and sex with Cheerleaders.

I wish I were 18 all over again.

 

[mr. x]

Re: Perfectly normal

The most unbelieveable part of that story is that he wasn't offered sex, drugs and alcohol at the other schools.

could just be that the scouts for other schools did their jobs and knew that this guy was a tightassed goody-goody!

he'll probably end up at the school that offers him the most free bibles!

 

[TheNiteHwk]

quote "his son was offered marijuana, alcohol and sex at *off-campus* parties" end quote

Who says any of these people who apparently made these offers had anything to do with the team. I suppose there is no drug , alcohol or sex activities going on at any other universties. HELLLLLOOOO!