incall in Guelph

[jim9000]

I've been looking for an in-call in Guelph since Keyra left. Is there any hope????

 

[joej]

really??

Helena is probably the best incall Guelph has ever had

 

[Art Mann]

really??

Helena is probably the best incall Guelph has ever had

Really!!

 

[elvis123]

How can any regular terbite not know that Helena is a Guelph legend and rightfully so...she is one classy dame!

 

[Plain_Jane]

LMAO - this is honestly one of the funniest threads I've ever read.

Helena, forgive him, he's been in a lead lined box where even kryptonite can't penetrate - how could Jim have possibly known of you?

Jim, Helena - the legend in Guelph.

Helena, Jim - the poor backwoods man who is seeking the pleasure of a lady in your fair city. Can you help a guy out?

Please be sure and come back soon Jim, we want to know you found your way, the light and fantastic world of Ms. Pleasure.



xo Jane

 

[lunar1]

If you are allergic to incredibly sexy redheads, a drive to Cambridge to visit Shauna might be in order.

 

[connected]

Helena is so classy, her farts probably smell great! lol

 

[jim9000]

OK ok ok I get it! sorry I thought she was in KW. My mistake - I'll meet her soon I hope.

 

[D-Blue]

Helena is probably the best incall Guelph has ever had

Probably???

Helena is so classy, her farts probably smell great! lol

Probably!!!


If Helena wasn't so far away I'd probably be penniless! Probably??? No, definitely!

 

[ctv250]

OK ok ok I get it! sorry I thought she was in KW. My mistake - I'll meet her soon I hope.

Don't hope to meet her, just do it - but once you do make that first trip, you can expect to start putting some miles on your car on a regular basis!