The U.S. escort scene is safe if you pay market prices and do screening with reviewed providers.  No one uses the legal places any longer.  It is of course far more expensive in the U.S. than Canada.  But services are the same as Canada if you see a $500 - $700 reviewed American escort in a big city.
And Canadian customs is known by American as the most likely to search the belongings of an American traveler.  We wipe our internet search histories and transfer porn to the iCloud deleted drive or an external storage device that is left at home, just in case of a search.
That all having been said, threads like this are pathetic.
What the fuck is up with the Canadian obsession with the U.S., and to a lesser extent with Mexico and the Caribbean?
I felt this way long before the U.S. had our own version of Beloved Leader.
The only thing worth seeing in the U.S. are the national parks in the west.  But the Canadian west is a fine substitute.
Disney and Orlando, please.  I love how Book of Mormon ties in childhood Disney fantasy to organized religion.  Teach them all that fantasy make believe in the never-ending Disney films you need to participate in a lot of deprogramming later in life when they hit the real world.  Women are the most susceptible and wait for Prince Charming until at least age 26, which I think is the age that psychobabblers now say childhood ends in the United States.
The Canadian obsession with the U.S. is like the high school guy who continues to pine for the cheerleader, even after graduating high school, who
Wasn’t even that hot,
Thought she was too good for him,
Was from a wealthier family than him, and
Never gave him a passing thought other than being courteous when he called.
Canada, particularly the eastern portion, is like what a 7 or 8 hour flight to/from Europe, the best continent in the world for tourism and escorts.  It is heaven.  I am amazed at how many Canadians lose 30 percent in currency translation, fly or drive a similar length of time to a U.S. city (including layovers), brave difficult airport security (unlike Europe where they say Welcome), eat overpriced fattening greasy food, and are likely to get treated like shit.
Why?
Jesus, I could make a list of awesome tourism things to do in and around Lisbon, Madrid and Barcelona that blows away anything in the U.S. or Canada.  The mass transit, including high-speed trains, is convenient so you don’t even need to drive a car.  The ladies are high-performing and inexpensive.  There is food from all over the world since those countries welcome immigrants from South and Central America.  Beaches, hiking, castles (Disney got their castle ideas from Sintra, Portugal).  Easy to get cheap flights for day trips to places like Paris, Rome, Athens, etc.  Want an Island?  The Portuguese Azores are a fine substitute for Hawaii, kidnap-happy Mexico or the shit hole Carribean (the one geographical observation that Beloved Leader got right).
Other could make a list of awesome tourism things to do in Switzerland, Austria, Germany and the Czech Republic.  The girls are great in those places, too.
Asia and Australia are obviously further, but Air Canada does a nice job with flights over the larger pond from Vancouver.
Why are you guys giving ten minutes of thought to the U.S.?  Cross everything south of Canada off your list and head to Europe.  The continent that has it all.  And they truly do say Welcome when you arrive and don‘t give a shit what is in your cell phone.