Idle ramblings

[clearwaterjim]

If your donkey ate the legs off my rooster then would you have two feet of my cock in your ass????

 

[LancsLad]

If your donkey ate the legs off my rooster then would you have two feet of my cock in your ass????

Ow, the last time that happened I promised myself never again.

 

[clearwaterjim]

Do white guy's produce white babies cause during sex we let in too much light???

 

[LancsLad]

Do white guy's produce white babies cause during sex we let in too much light???

If that was the case then lawyers would be the product of anal sex.

 

[clearwaterjim]

If that was the case then lawyers would be the product of anal sex.

And bowel movements that come to life>

 

[LancsLad]

And bowel movements that come to life>

That must be so because I was once saying something nasty about a lawyer and my buddy said thats not fair since he's really a good shit in the long run.

 

[clearwaterjim]

That must be so because I was once saying something nasty about a lawyer and my buddy said thats not fair since he's really a good shit in the long run.

Then there was the lawyer who went to visit his client who happened to run a cattle farm. As he arrived he got out of his car and stepped in a fresh pile of cow dung. Looking down at his foot still in the cow shit he began to scream"Oh my God I'm melting.

 

[LancsLad]

What do you call 100 lawyers in a sealed barrel at the bottom of the ocean. A good start.

 

[goalie000]

What do you call 100 lawyers in a sealed barrel at the bottom of the ocean. A good start.

Nope "Pollution"

 

[clearwaterjim]

Nope "Pollution"

But the barrels are sealed. A hundred lawyers parachuting would be considered pollution

 

[LancsLad]

But the barrels are sealed. A hundred lawyers parachuting would be considered pollution

And we could sell shotguns and double O for $5000 a pop. Great money maker and no one notices them missing.

 

[clearwaterjim]

And we could sell shotguns and double O for $5000 a pop. Great money maker and no one notices them missing.

And when they landed they would sound like wet sacks of shit hitting the pavement.

 

[LancsLad]

And when they landed they would sound like wet sacks of shit hitting the pavement.

Unless we had articling junior lawyers out there to "catch" them. Get another round for free.

 

[LancsLad]

Ursus minor

Ipso facto

 

[Jade4u]

ramble ramble ramble

 

[LancsLad]

ramble ramble ramble

Is it better to have rambled and lost, than never to have rambled at all. If we don't protect ramblng now the liberals will find a way to tax it.

 

[Jade4u]

As long as they never tax my __ __ __

 

[LancsLad]

As an accountant I thought it wise to put money aside on a regular basis t save up and visit Stacey. That can be my "sinking" fund. Ha ha a really good example of accountant humour. Powerful stuff.

Seriously Stacey, if they try to tax your _ _ _ claim you only use it for research and get a tax credit back.

 

[Jade4u]

Oh, but I do use it for research. I research all the diff things I can do with my __ __ __.

 

[LancsLad]

Oh, but I do use it for research. I research all the diff things I can do with my __ __ __.

Can't ague with that logic.