Idle ramblings

[clearwaterjim]

Good morning class.

 

[a 1 player]

Good night John-boy.

 

[clearwaterjim]

What is mary-ellen doing in grampa's room??????Is grampa okay??? I hear him moaning.

 

[WhaWhaWha]

Grampa's on the john, boy.

 

[clearwaterjim]

Is Walton mountain near bareback I mean breakback mountain??

 

[LancsLad]

There is a lot of plowing going on at Waltons place, some of it in the fields.

 

[Neverenuff$]

what happened to the athletic Walton.. Jim-Bag ?

 

[LancsLad]

what happened to the athletic Walton.. Jim-Bag ?

He now works closely under Jock Ewing, helps him with the nuts at the Ranch.

 

[clearwaterjim]

what happened to the athletic Walton.. Jim-Bag ?

I heard he had a accident after dropping his soap in the shower . Now he walks with a noticeable limp.

 

[LancsLad]

I heard he had a accident after dropping his soap in the shower . Now he walks with a noticeable limp.

he was in the shower with Grandpa, someone yelled " quick stick in the drain plug " but Grandpa thought they said Butt plug. Lots of funny looke at the dinner table that night.

 

[clearwaterjim]

he was in the shower with Grandpa, someone yelled " quick stick in the drain plug " but Grandpa thought they said Butt plug. Lots of funny looke at the dinner table that night.

Ya Grampa was an ornary old bastard he just could'nt stay off his grandson's backs, in fact John boy left home because of this but he returned quickly cause he could'nt leave his brothers' behind.

 

[LancsLad]

Ya Grampa was an ornary old bastard he just could'nt stay off his grandson's backs, in fact John boy left home because of this but he returned quickly cause he could'nt leave his brothers' behind.

So they were Greek, they really didn't look that swarthy on the TV show, must be the editing.

 

[LancsLad]

Speaking of Greeks. Do you know what they call a Greek with a hardon. A shit disturber.

 

[clearwaterjim]

Speaking of Greeks. Do you know what they call a Greek with a hardon. A shit disturber.

A real pain in the ass are'nt they. But then again if it was'nt for the Greeks we would all still have square arseholes.

 

[LancsLad]

A real pain in the ass are'nt they. But then again if it was'nt for the Greeks we would all still have square arseholes.

Those crazy guys would work on just about any angle to get it in.

 

[clearwaterjim]

Is it legal for gay cousins to marry??

 

[papasmerf]

not in Canada?

 

[LancsLad]

Is it legal for gay cousins to marry??

If that be a proposal Clem then A-ROD be doin a mighty lot o thinkin bout it.

 

[clearwaterjim]

If I binge on food but do not purge does that make me semi-bulemic

 

[LancsLad]

If I binge on food but do not purge does that make me semi-bulemic

Yes, now finish your fries and gravy.