Identical twin perverts rape sheep in England

antaeus

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next time you terb sophisticates are at a farm show, petting zoo, etc., have a close look at the sheep vagina's. You know you want to.

Quite remarkable. Um hmmm.
 

mandrill

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Aardvark154 said:
But no wonder, that's because those are goats ;-)
I recently saw a TV show about the "real life" Robinson Crusoe. Some may think it difficult that a virile young man should have to go so many years wihtout female company. Well, not in pre-industrial England!

Historians now speculate that Crusoe was an avid bestialist. Fortunately for the castaway, a herd of wild goats was indigenous to the small island. These made good eating for our lad and even better sexual companions. It was noted that Crusoe kept a diary in which he noted that he had "caught and released" individual female goats after notching their ears. This could only have been done so that he would know which female goats he had previously "caught and released".

Yes - as most TERB-ites can appreciate - Crusoe was promiscuous and had set out to have sex with EVERY SINGLE LAST FEMALE GOAT ON THE ISLAND. It was a mighty, if perhaps not particularly noble ambition.

At least such is the speculation of the folks on the History Channel.

The English haven't really changed much, have they??
 

snowleopard

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antaeus said:
next time you terb sophisticates are at a farm show, petting zoo, etc., have a close look at the sheep vagina's. You know you want to.

Quite remarkable. Um hmmm.
no need to go to the Royal Winter Fair ... just check out the XXX section @ adultsheepfinder.com

 

LancsLad

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snowleopard said:
Rumuor has it Lancs met a friend @ adultsheepfinder.com, and they spent Xmas in Monte Carlo




I asked the sheep " Whats in it for me??"


She replied " Sand"




EWE.



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