I wanna fuck my new nextdoor neighbour!!!

[tonnyandreti]

She was at it again the other day. Walked the dog on the other side of the street, past my house, crossed over and walked right by me in the garage, then crossed back over to her house. Today the wife came home and I moved the truck for her to be able to park in the garage. While sitting in my truck on the street I see my friend coming down the street with her dog. The SO parked and went in. I reverse onto the driveway and notice that she's taking peeks over as I sit in the truck look for something on my phone. She partially hides behind a tree in front of her house and keeps sneaking peaks over my way. NOT MY IMAGINATION!!! OMG!
I'M MOVING!!!!

Your a stud!

 

[JackBurton]

The trap has been set….

Most definitely a trap

 

[FrankenStrat]

Your a stud!

Actually, i'm more like a DUD. LOL

 

[FrankenStrat]

Most definitely a trap

Gonna be EXTRA careful with this one...
Not even gonna fall for ANY temptation. But......IT LOOKS SOOOOOOOO GOOD IN THE SUMMER CLOTHES!

 

[buntyisbest]

This post is funny because I was talking to someone on Reddit a couple of months ago about Onlyfans and why he subscribes to them when porn is clearly free. His response - and I'm paraphrasing - was:

Let's say you have a really hot 20 year-old next door neighbor and you've always wanted to see her naked. No amount of porn in the world can satiate your desires because none of the pornstars actually look like her. You can find resemblances here and there, but it's never gonna be 100% her. However, let's say she suddenly starts selling provocative pictures of herself, including her nudes, online for just $9.99 a month. Are you telling me you won't pay for them? Now apply that same theory to a TV star or an IG model or the hot mom at your cardio-kickboxing class. Are you saying it wouldn't pique your interest at all, if they suddenly started selling nudes or B/G videos of themselves?

I really didn't have an answer for that because if you think about it, he's right. I probably would pay for it. Maybe slightly off-topic, but it's somewhat relevant to what we're discussing here.

 

[JackBurton]

Hav

Gonna be EXTRA careful with this one...
Not even gonna fall for ANY temptation. But......IT LOOKS SOOOOOOOO GOOD IN THE SUMMER CLOTHES!

Have you heard of the yoga position: “just 18 yrs of child support”?

 

[digi_7e]

is she Filipino ?
oh man, I dream to fuck w filipina nurse - I DONT KNOW WHY

 

[FrankenStrat]

is she Filipino ?
oh man, I dream to fuck w filipina nurse - I DONT KNOW WHY

No bro...

Crap! Dropped my son off to practice 2 days ago. Stopped off at the Dollar Store half way to home. Usually NEVER would do that. I'm leaving AND GUESS WHO I SAW IN THE AISLE! It wasn't OJ! Ran to my car and drove off like Anne Heche!!!

 

[FrankenStrat]

OK! OK!
Now i'm POSITIVE that it's NOT my imagination!
Went outside to drive my kids somewhere. She had just parked in her garage and was going in by the time I came out, looking like i was gonna do some outside work. IMMEDIATELY she comes back out with the dog as I backed out of the driveway.
Danger Bay! Danger Bay!
So it's decided...ONE OF HAS TO MOVE!
Uhm, can I get TERB in Nunavut? I know the pussy there's fucking cold, but what can I do?

 

[jimidean2011]

OK! OK!
Now i'm POSITIVE that it's NOT my imagination!
Went outside to drive my kids somewhere. She had just parked in her garage and was going in by the time I came out, looking like i was gonna do some outside work. IMMEDIATELY she comes back out with the dog as I backed out of the driveway.
Danger Bay! Danger Bay!
So it's decided...ONE OF HAS TO MOVE!
Uhm, can I get TERB in Nunavut? I know the pussy there's fucking cold, but what can I do?

Quit dragging your feet and make a move or invite one of us over to do so. This chick needs some quality dick in her life.

 

[FrankenStrat]

Quit dragging your feet and make a move or invite one of us over to do so. This chick needs some quality dick in her life.

Quality?
Then I'm out! LOL

 

[oral.com]

Go talk to her, like a real human being. Jeez, this thread is killing me!

 

[FrankenStrat]

Go talk to her, like a real human being. Jeez, this thread is killing me!

Why the fuck world I do that? Just tell the SO I'm going to talk that me neighbor 'cross the street, who wears the tight clothes in the summer and gives me wood?
Sure! Good idea...

 

[xix]

Why the fuck world I do that? Just tell the SO I'm going to talk that me neighbor 'cross the street, who wears the tight clothes in the summer and gives me wood?
Sure! Good idea...

I have learn over the decade women who wear yoga or tight pants are short of many screws and bolts. I seen it progressively happen in 3 years.

 

[oral.com]

Why the fuck world I do that? Just tell the SO I'm going to talk that me neighbor 'cross the street, who wears the tight clothes in the summer and gives me wood?
Sure! Good idea...

Never mind, back to our regularly scheduled program.

 

[Jami77]

Why the fuck world I do that? Just tell the SO I'm going to talk that me neighbor 'cross the street, who wears the tight clothes in the summer and gives me wood?
Sure! Good idea...

I would def talk to the hot neighbour - let the wife see me flirt - Ive done it before. If she gets snarky I would be like "doesnt matter where I get my appetite so long as I eat at home right?" and find that shes a bit more sexual with me - nothing wrong with spiking a bit of jealousy.

Think about a woman who is bored with her man and then the man starts chatting to the neighbour. If she gives him shit he just has to stand his ground - "im just being friendly - shes nice - you should go talk to her" and then let the wife stew a bit.

I do the school run all the time and when my wife comes with me she see I only talk to the hot moms. i dont know if she is jealous - she doesnt say... but I'm not gonna worry about it - Im upfront with it... nothing hidden....