I wanna fuck my new nextdoor neighbour!!!
- Thread starter FrankenStrat
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Will try but it's heavily tree-lined street and ALL the leaves have fallen almost (my aching back!). I have no cover now. LOL
Uh Oh!
What happened?!?!?!
Haven't seen her since I fucked her!......(Relax! It was a dream!)
Haven't seen trace of her since I posted this.
Did you guys tell her?!
Maybe she stocked up on peanut butter?
Uh Oh!
What happened?!?!?!
Haven't seen her since I fucked her!......(Relax! It was a dream!)
Haven't seen trace of her since I posted this.
Did you guys tell her?!
U fckn asshole!!!
I had to think about what u meant. I finally figured it out after a few hours. It's these kind of senseless comments that cause irreparable damage!
I consider myself an animal lover, but u got me wanting to fight that dog! I'm too jealous at the thought of him, the peanut butter, eating her puss out over and over again. I'll kick his ass!
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Stop the press! She's back! Outside doing some shit around the house and then saw them coming down the sidewalk on their side. Walked a bit pass my house then doubled back. That bloody dog stopped on the driveway directly across from mine and gave me stank eye for a few seconds. 
Think he's taunting me?
Think he's taunting me?
I'll make that dog my tea cup to my tea bag!
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Holy shit! Just went out to move the car since the SO is coming home...there she was! walking the dog directly across from me! She's looking over and saying something to the dog. Couldn't quite hear. Our eyes met and she was talking. It was faint. I'm good with Asian languages but couldn't really hear over the road noise. Kind of sounded like Japanese. I doubt it's Japanese though. I think that she's trying to figure if my SO is Korean, Chinese, etc? We are ended up outside at the same time a lot. I randomly run outside for something and lately am going the same time she is. She just got home I think and was taking the dog for a walk. Heck! I've never seen her face clearly. I'm just fantasizing over that little bod I saw when she moved in. She could have jacked up teeth. That would kill the fantasy for me.
Ask “Anata no omanko wa yoi desu ka?” and you’ll know if she speaks Japanese….and either get a slap in the face or properly laid
You know as they say in Mafia movies."don't eat where you shit".. just saying...
I've got the same problem. My Korean Milf neighbor (she's early fifties) goes out to golf with her "buddiettes" a couple of times a week. They wear what young LPGA players wear, ie. short skirts and knee socks. While I carefully watch them bend over to pick up clubs and put them into the trunk, my SO remarks "who do they think they are, dressing like teenagers". I'm happy with their wardrobe choices.
I think SP's and MPs are well informed by these outfits since I see them wearing them as well.
I think SP's and MPs are well informed by these outfits since I see them wearing them as well.
Ask “Anata no omanko wa yoi desu ka?” and you’ll know if she speaks Japanese….and either get a slap in the face or properly laid
I do speak enough of several Asian languages to get by.
All kidding aside tho... I realize that, without the help of a devious mind like George Costanza, I cannot never get this done without serious problems.
Today tho!
I am working in the garage. .. 2 mins later I hear this loud clomping... look across the street and there she suddenly is, walking her dog, all made up like NEVER before. My
quickly go back to my work. 30 seconds later I hear the clonking really close. She crossed the street and walked right past my garage, a few houses, then crossed back to her house and got in her car a few mins later to go somewhere.This is NOT good!
Woke up SUPER randy this morn!
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She was at it again the other day. Walked the dog on the other side of the street, past my house, crossed over and walked right by me in the garage, then crossed back over to her house. Today the wife came home and I moved the truck for her to be able to park in the garage. While sitting in my truck on the street I see my friend coming down the street with her dog. The SO parked and went in. I reverse onto the driveway and notice that she's taking peeks over as I sit in the truck look for something on my phone. She partially hides behind a tree in front of her house and keeps sneaking peaks over my way. NOT MY IMAGINATION!!! OMG!
I'M MOVING!!!!
I'M MOVING!!!!
Update??….what is the hot chick doing now? We’re still waiting for the pictures!
