Goober Mcfly said:Here:
Recently made a trip to the Arizona/Nevada border to visit a BBD (Big Bloody Dam) named "Hoover". My god, she was magnificent.
She's quite tall, 726.4 feet, and she weighs a lot (I'm not one for estimating, but I'd guess more than 6,000,000 tons) so cowgirl was out of the question. I found a nice cavity near the base and had my way with her. Unfortunately, she just laid there. Zero movement.
MSOG is possible, but your penis starts to chafe because she doesn't lube herself. I'd recommend using Kevlar condoms. DFK was on the menu, but no BBBJ unless you have scuba gear. Oh, and man can she squirt.
I'd recommend seeing her at least once in your life.
For rates/restrictions see http://www.usbr.gov/lc/hooverdam/service/index.html
I thought she was a Dyke???