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moeman123

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I read the medical journals on the benefits of men peeing seated and have been peeing seated for about a year now. It's the greatest fucking feeling in the world. If you are man start peeing seated..... the exception are the morbidly obese. Something about the stomach being a separate organ on fat people.
 
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If you're the one who cleans the toilet, you're smart to piss sitting down. Less splatter.

If you have someone else cleaning it, don't even bother aiming. :eyebrows:
 
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moeman123 said:
I read the medical journals on the benefits of men peeing seated and have been peeing seated for about a year now. It's the greatest fucking feeling in the world. If you are man start peeing seated..... the exception are the morbidly obese. Something about the stomach being a separate organ on fat people.
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I believe there are laws in the Netherlands that make it illegal to pee standing up in the evening. The law is to keep men from making too much noise in apartments with paper thin walls, but maybe a sneaky goody-two-shoes bureaucrat pushed it through to help his fellow man.

I like it because it is cleaner.
 
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Buick Mackane said:
If you're the one who cleans the toilet, you're smart to piss sitting down. Less splatter.

If you have someone else cleaning it, don't even bother aiming. :eyebrows:
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More like - if it's your house and you don't want piss splatter all over the place.
 
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samaritan said:
I believe there are laws in the Netherlands that make it illegal to pee standing up in the evening. The law is to keep men from making too much noise in apartments with paper thin walls, but maybe a sneaky goody-two-shoes bureaucrat pushed it through to help his fellow man.

I like it because it is cleaner.
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wow.... what would loud sex be like?
 
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moeman123 said:
and have been peeing seated for about a year now. .
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i hate peeing seated. Cuz my dick accidently rubs up against the porcelain in public washrooms when i'm drunk. Not too hygienic.
 
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Moeman...........ever have a dude toss your salad while you pee in the woods squatting? I had a chick do that to me. Feels awwwwwwwwsome.
 
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milehigh

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I am seeing more and more signs in places to do so. Nothing worse than needing to go and walking in to a toilet full of piss everwhere.
 
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Art Mann

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But on a serious note ... learning to pee sitting down is probably one of the best tricks you can develop to simplify a relationship with a woman. Best part, it's totally relaxing. Not only that, while you're at it, you get to look like a real thinker:

 
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on a serious note......i only pee seated when taking a dump. i have bad knees bad joints to be peeing seated all the time.
 
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TheDr

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Nothing wrong with peeing seated, it saves unneeded arguments with the female of the species. I take a book, and come out when I can no longer feel my legs or the pounding on the door gets too annoying.

I am almost ashamed to admit it, but in this matter I do agree with moeman.

On a seperate note I can piss a smiley face on a wall and write my name in the snow with proper punctuation..... in morse code....
 
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