I piss seated

[wigglee]

And for warding off your mommy ever playing "This Little Piggy" with you! BTW, is this how you got your name wigglee?

no...that was for something else mom used to play with

 

[Rockslinger]

I'll stand when I'm at a public urinal

Don't you hate those urinals where the bottom is 1/2 inch above your shoes?

 

[Rockslinger]

Sounds efficient to me.... <rolls eyes>

These are unisex urinals, good for all 3 sexes (male, female and intersex).

 

[Buick Mackane]

tossed salad=rim job? Why is it called a tossed salad?

It's a term gays used when jacking a guy off while you licked his ass. When tossing a salad you use 2 utensils to mix the ingredients, so your jack-off hand is kind of like one spoon and your tongue is the other one.

The cling-ons are the same as croutons. :eyebrows:

 

[Petzel]

It's a term gays used when jacking a guy off while you licked his ass. When tossing a salad you use 2 utensils to mix the ingredients, so your jack-off hand is kind of like one spoon and your tongue is the other one.

The cling-ons are the same as croutons. :eyebrows:

Ok, understood. Thanks!

 

[TROOPS]

.............or it is also called a rusty trombone.

 

[Petzel]

.............or it is also called a rusty trombone.

lmao

 

[milehigh]

I have some gay friends,..... when I read the shit they do, I just don't understand it.

I suppose it is like dogs, I love them, but when they roll on their back on a dead bird, you wonder what the fuck ever possesses them.

 

[hairyfucker]

Regarding your balls or cock touching the water, if you adapt your toilet so you sit higher then you'll splash your bum with cold water when a log drops. Not a nice feeling.
Instead sit low, but use a small hammock or sling to hold them up out of the water.

Or you coudl run hot water to the toilet and splash warm water on you bum.

regarding piss seated or standing. I say NEITHER. Piss laying down. It's like a sprimkler or a nice pretty fountain in the park. I was thining about adding colored lights the other day.