I met a Karen yesterday

[Robert Mugabe]

Still feel the need to vent. Was in an elevator that was stopping at several floors. A heavy set middle aged blonde woman started complaining bitterly about the slowness of it all. I tried to appease her by saying " fate working against you again" She snapped back." I am in a hurry. I am a TEACHER! I have children waiting for me! "
I kept silent. I work in that building. Cunt.

 

[John Wick]

Didn't your mother ever teach you 'Don't talk to strangers!'?

 

[NotADcotor]

Sadly not all Karen encounters can be as good as encountering Karen Gillan.

 

[Sonic Temple]

Still feel the need to vent. Was in an elevator that was stopping at several floors. A heavy set middle aged blonde woman started complaining bitterly about the slowness of it all. I tried to appease her by saying " fate working against you again" She snapped back." I am in a hurry. I am a TEACHER! I have children waiting for me! "
I kept silent. I work in that building. Cunt.

That is awesome, I'm gonna use that line moving forward.

 

[Robert Mugabe]

That is awesome, I'm gonna use that line moving forward.

which one? Cunt?

 

[Robert Mugabe]

Where is Norm when you need him?

 

[Varoufakis]

That is awesome, I'm gonna use that line moving forward.

Imagine if, for whatever reason, accent or other, you sounded like "fat working against you again" ...

 

[Sonic Temple]

Where is Norm when you need him?

WOW...'they actually fck more students than priests.....'. That was brilliant! Man he was so funny.

 

[y2kmark]

which one? Cunt?

Works for me...

 

[y2kmark]

Didn't your mother ever teach you 'Don't talk to strangers!'?

Yeah, she did. Then she kept trying to set me up with blind dates...

 

[bazokajoe]

Heaven forbid the precious teacher be late for class. I know the students don't give a shit if she is late.
Another prime example of public sector workers thinking their shit doesn't stink.

 

[JeanGary Diablo]

I tried to appease her by saying "fate working against you again"

LOL, I clearly heard the voice of John Cleese when I read that line! Sounds like something he'd say.

Well played.

 

[moredale7]

Still feel the need to vent. Was in an elevator that was stopping at several floors. A heavy set middle aged blonde woman started complaining bitterly about the slowness of it all. I tried to appease her by saying " fate working against you again" She snapped back." I am in a hurry. I am a TEACHER! I have children waiting for me! "
I kept silent. I work in that building. Cunt.

So you feel the need to vent and here you are with your sad story fully self justified with your complaint.

But when a women vents she is a CUNT????

You talk shit to her, then call her out on her response? And she's the CUNT ????? WOW

I would say Fate is working against " YOU " I would say " YOU " are working against you.

Why provide us with her physical description? Karen is a psychology not a physicality.

Not every story is as black and white as it seems to be, but then again, some are.

Is this just an imaginary story?

 

[asuran]

So, OP is bitterly complaining about a lady in the elevator bitterly complaining about being late.
This is some Karen on Karen venting.

Pot, kettle?

 

[Mr Bret]

Still feel the need to vent. Was in an elevator that was stopping at several floors. A heavy set middle aged blonde woman started complaining bitterly about the slowness of it all. I tried to appease her by saying " fate working against you again" She snapped back." I am in a hurry. I am a TEACHER! I have children waiting for me! "
I kept silent. I work in that building. Cunt.

If you had been feeling particularly mean, you should have suggested that she plan her day better by leaving earlier and taking the stairs. That way no one else would control how many stops she had on her way up and she could also benefit from the exercise.

 

[Day2Day]

Still feel the need to vent. Was in an elevator that was stopping at several floors. A heavy set middle aged blonde woman started complaining bitterly about the slowness of it all. I tried to appease her by saying " fate working against you again" She snapped back." I am in a hurry. I am a TEACHER! I have children waiting for me! "
I kept silent. I work in that building. Cunt.

Lady was upset. As amplitude of emotions increase, ones capacity of rational analysis decreases

Sounds more like you baited or taunted her than trying to appease her...

 

[NotADcotor]

But when a women vents she is a CUNT????

You talk shit to her, then call her out on her response? And she's the CUNT ????? WOW

Making small talk is talking shit? As Dr Evil would say... riiiight.
Also it has nothing to do with being a woman. Men can be cunts also. For that matter we can also be bitches as the immortal bard teaches us

 

[amlooking]

Karens (or anyone running out of energy) have a tough life. They need a break. Be kind to them.

 

[poopypants]

If this is considered an event worthy of discussion in your life suddenly my life doesn't seem so bad now.

 

[moredale7]

Making small talk is talking shit? As Dr Evil would say... riiiight.
Also it has nothing to do with being a woman. Men can be cunts also. For that matter we can also be bitches as the immortal bard teaches us

Making small talk is talking shit? As Dr Evil would say... riiiight.

" fate working against you again"

"Again" is the keyword to this moronic debacle, if you need the implications of this word used by our antagonist in the context of the overall comment then you might as well just pull the crayon out of your nose and draw some square circles.