I got caught!

[wantoplay]

No, actually. Maybe it was a bodywash, I don't really know. It was the only bottle of "cleansing stuff" I saw.

I will sometimes stop at the gym for a shower if it's convenient. I just didn't think there was any need for me to think about this stuff.

Sounds like maybe she wants more...

 

[PurpleMonkey]

Careful, maybe it's not the coconut smell that she smelled, maybe it's a brand of perfume -very faintly- she recognizes (on a part of your body) but said, "Coconut" to throw you off. Your daughter didn't recognize it or she was at a different direction.

Be warned. Buy her some flowers and chocolates and have great sex.

 

[The Options Menu]

Buy her some flowers and chocolates and have great sex.

It's just a 'she friend' with the odd benefit... a little bit of jealousy might get him laid if she thinks the boat is sailing.

 

[PurpleMonkey]

It's just a 'she friend' with the odd benefit... a little bit of jealousy might get him laid if she thinks the boat is sailing.

Good advice. Lou, tell your guy friends to call you and don't pick up then tell her it's Jane, Sally and Rene calling.

 

[pjoe43]

I have a gym at the office that I use 3 times a week that I have seperate toiletries for than what I use at home...... so I always smell different.

This is a good tactic to use. Women know and can smell another women on a man a mile away. I think it's in their genes.

 

[erik99999]

Why can't SP just have little stock of Dove soap hanging around. It's widely used and has very little scent to it? I mean why supply coconut scented stuff or other perfume scented soaps. It's a killer for guys who have SO's or GF's.

As far as having your soap on hand. You could keep it in the car and if the SO or GF finds it and asks why do you have soap in the car. Just say that the fan belt or alternator belt started squeaking and a quick fix is to rub soap on the belt to stop it from squeaking. It does work I tried it on the belts mechanic told me about it. It's an old fix.

 

[euripides]

Hobbyists should follow the example of outcalls girls and carry their own soap/shampoo with them when going to visit a lovely lady.

Ya, your SO will never question why you are carrying your soap/shampoo out to the car in the morning ??

 

[Darkman5]

Once I came back from a MP and the WF kiss me when I got home, she said my mouth tasted lake I womans pussy. Go figure how she would know this.

 

[Ironhead]

Now you have to explain why you are carrying shampoo around with you. Unless you have the gym excuse or something similar this is just as bad, and if you do have that excuse, then you can say it's the soap/shampoo you keep at the gym and you don't need to carry.

Much appreciated if SP's would stock up on unscented soap in addition to whatever else you prefer.

Explain to who ?

 

[Lou Siffer]

Once I came back from a MP and the WF kiss me when I got home, she said my mouth tasted lake I womans pussy. Go figure how she would know this.

That sounds like an opportunity to me!

 

[wantoplay]

Once I came back from a MP and the WF kiss me when I got home, she said my mouth tasted lake I womans pussy. Go figure how she would know this.

Did you ask her how she knew?? She bi??

 

[Danolo]

Once I came back from a MP and the WF kiss me when I got home, she said my mouth tasted lake I womans pussy. Go figure how she would know this.

She's tasted it before.. probably from her own fingers and pussy!

 

[Manat33]

Why can't SP just have little stock of Dove soap hanging around. It's widely used and has very little scent to it?
.....
As far as having your soap on hand. You could keep it in the car and if the SO or GF finds it and asks why do you have soap in the car. Just say that the fan belt or alternator belt started squeaking and a quick fix is to rub soap on the belt to stop it from squeaking. It does work I tried it on the belts mechanic told me about it. It's an old fix.

SO: Does your fan belt have pubes?

 

[blackrock13]

Reminds me of a classic.

In the club locker room, a guy asked his friend after he pulled down his pants exposing a red frilly thong, how long he'd been wearing those. He answered, ever since my wife found them in the glove box.

 

[shack]

This trick works during the summer months, have not figured out what to do in the winter time.

To protect against the smell, don't take off your coat.

 

[SecretRendezvous]

Hm, I make it a point to keep a variety of mens body wash and deoderant as well as simple Dove soap on hand just in case. It is cute how often a man will be surprised and delighted that I have his brand in my bathroom lol. I am thinking of hiring a blind old man to hold a towel and cologne spritz just to give it a real classy feel

if all else fails though, a few shots of febreeze should do the trick

We do as well.

Our shower caddy has a stock of old spice and high endurance men's hair and body wash, as well un-opened toothbrushes for one time use, men's shaving cream and disposal razors. Mouthwash with little individual cups. Everything can be used once and tossed away and we encourage our clients to use them.

 

[wetnose]

So, a reminder to all you cheating bastards and to the SPs, try to make sure you use a non-scented shampoo.

Sigh...."I went to the gym and some dude left a bottle of shampoo around. It looked better than the gym stuff so I decided to use it. What do you think?"

 

[kumamake]

My daughter decides to get in the game and comes over and smells me. Now I'm really fucked, I think.

"I don't smell anything", she says.

did u buy ur daugher a gift?

 

[Lou Siffer]

My daughter decides to get in the game and comes over and smells me. Now I'm really fucked, I think.

"I don't smell anything", she says.

did u buy ur daugher a gift?

She still has a roof over her head and gets 3 meals a day.

To be honest, I have wondered if she was intentionally helping me out. She's a smart kid.

 

[blackrock13]

If she's not the SO, then you don't have to worrry.

Your friend hasn't tied you down yet, and now she knows there's competition. Its time for her to up her game.

If that isn't what she wants, then even better for you.

I bet you she wants more. She's just playing it cool.

viva

He gets caught (kinda) and now it's a test of her jealousy factor. Hmmmm!!!

I thinks it's the daughter who's really cool. Time will tell if this will be brought up during negotiations for allowance, sleep overs and such(not knowing the daughter's age) or even designer handbags, paid gettaways, or therapy.

We watch and wait from the sidelines.