This was first published on another board, and nobody got it. I am hopeful that at least a few people here will understand:
I
I don't get it.
On one hand, the law says you have to be eighteen years old to look at nudity legally, but the legal age of consent to have sex is sixteen. So what, do you give kids in high school tickets, if they do it with their eyes open? Or is it OK if you do it in the dark, where you can't see anything? How are they going to know? There can't be any eyewitnesses. Even if there were, they couldn't see anything either. Maybe if the kid is Catholic, and confesses.
That must be it.
II
I don't get it. When I look up the spelling of a word like syzygy:
Why is the Polish so much bigger than the English? How would you even know how to pronounce something like that? It's like the coach of Duke, the guy who looks like a mortician. You know who I'm talking about.
That must be it.
III
I don't get it.
I understand the part about how God the Father doesn't approve of that love thy neighbour crap, and about the kid with the long hair, who thinks he's God, but he's "too good" for a career in the building trades. I got one like that at home. I keep telling him "How many feet do you think you're going to have to anoint to pay for a mortgage, because you ain't living under my roof, forever".
I also understand about the part where His missus gets knocked up by the guy who came, and vanished like a puff of smoke, while the Big Guy was off in the wilderness, with a "40". Got one of them, too; I can tell from the eye colour.
Little Marty is a good kid. He showed me how to take the subtitles off on the TV, so I could see the whole picture. I don't need them, because I ain't deaf. The first kid I know is mine, because I was there.
What I want to know is, what about the other guy, who did the deed? Why don't they have any statues of Him? But what would you make one out of? Would it have feet? If it did, why would it?
That must be it.
I
I don't get it.
On one hand, the law says you have to be eighteen years old to look at nudity legally, but the legal age of consent to have sex is sixteen. So what, do you give kids in high school tickets, if they do it with their eyes open? Or is it OK if you do it in the dark, where you can't see anything? How are they going to know? There can't be any eyewitnesses. Even if there were, they couldn't see anything either. Maybe if the kid is Catholic, and confesses.
That must be it.
II
I don't get it. When I look up the spelling of a word like syzygy:
Why is the Polish so much bigger than the English? How would you even know how to pronounce something like that? It's like the coach of Duke, the guy who looks like a mortician. You know who I'm talking about.
That must be it.
III
I don't get it.
I understand the part about how God the Father doesn't approve of that love thy neighbour crap, and about the kid with the long hair, who thinks he's God, but he's "too good" for a career in the building trades. I got one like that at home. I keep telling him "How many feet do you think you're going to have to anoint to pay for a mortgage, because you ain't living under my roof, forever".
I also understand about the part where His missus gets knocked up by the guy who came, and vanished like a puff of smoke, while the Big Guy was off in the wilderness, with a "40". Got one of them, too; I can tell from the eye colour.
Little Marty is a good kid. He showed me how to take the subtitles off on the TV, so I could see the whole picture. I don't need them, because I ain't deaf. The first kid I know is mine, because I was there.
What I want to know is, what about the other guy, who did the deed? Why don't they have any statues of Him? But what would you make one out of? Would it have feet? If it did, why would it?
That must be it.
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