Huge Mood Killers

[iluvrubs]

So im over at this SP's place having a great time in her living room. She's giving me this fantastic blowjob and her tv's on in the background. The news comes on and they get right into the prostitute killings in England. Im thinking to myself, jeez im trying to enjoy this here, I'll just let it go. The next story is of that boy that drowned in the pond this past week. Here i am trying to enjoy myself and i can't ignore the crying interviews of family and friends. Total Mood Killer!

Anyone have any funny or embarrasing mood killing stories?

 

[Carmelita Banks]

LOL...
I was with this guy enjoying my ride and out of no where dude lets one rip * ewww * I was so grossed out but all I could do was laugh it was like an atomic bomb...LOL

 

[eatmyjizwad]

dont worry carmelita u can ride me. i promise i wont let one slip...........

 

[Carmelita Banks]

A promise is a comfort to a fool..* and I'm no fool *however a wise man makes a promise he can keep..

 

[shack]

Anyone have any funny or embarrasing mood killing stories?

Things were getting hot and heavy with an SP a while back and when it came time for the BJ she put on a condom. Now that's a real mood killer.

 

[tboy]

Things were getting hot and heavy with an SP a while back and when it came time for the BJ she put on a condom. Now that's a real mood killer.

SHE put on a condom? Hell, must have been a damn big condom!!!

I SO hate it when you're going at it hot and heavy and the agency calls in the middle of it to ask the sp a question.....and she ANSWERS the phone....

 

[Berlin]

Anyone have any funny or embarrasing mood killing stories?

I let out a SBD, it was so bad that I , or we both, couldn't ignore ... so we started cracking up and I lost wood.

 

[Berlin]

I SO hate it when you're going at it hot and heavy and the agency calls in the middle of it to ask the sp a question.....and she ANSWERS the phone....

Seriously, if it's not near the last 10 to 5 min of the session, she should not have picked up. It happened to me once in the middle of a session, and I never booked her again.

 

[pritty_kitten]

back in my younger days, i was seeing this guy, and we both had jut gotten out of a relationship. anyway, i invite him over and we are getting all cozy together, making out and all that fun stuff. well we get to the penetration part, and the guy starts talkiing about his ex and what she used to do, how she did it. yuck total turn off! when im lying naked in front of you with my legs wide open, i dont want to hear about your ex. whats worse was that he was so hung up on her, he couldnt keep it hard enough to put it in! total mood meltdown.

 

[Ashley Tyler]

Ugh the worse was a guy I was fooling around with and he suddenly goes 'fuck man I gotta go take a shit..' he gets up and walks away to the bathroom, when he comes back im getting dressed and he goes 'aww baby why you leavin? Things were just getting good!' then proceeded to try and convince me to stay.. he called me like 10 times a day for the next week tryin to get me to go back to fuck him...

 

[Alexis696969]

This was on a outcall ,the guy was super nice ,and he kept emphasising on wanting me to feel comfortable .Ok fine i was comfortable so as we are getting into it I look up in the heat of the moment and I notice a wedding picture of his wife and him on the wall staring right @ me ..So I ignore it and then the answering machine comes on ..bleep I love you ..you must be sleeping since you have been working so much overtime etc.... and her conversation went on and on as Im trying to stay in the mood !!!!oh gawd !