How to be a bad client

[Karly_Summers]

I didn't read the whole thread, and maybe it has been mentioned, but....

USE MOUTHWASH!!!

Every guy wants DFK, but doesn't want to have fresh breath. Gum is not enough. Most indies I know, have mouthwash available. Use it. Without being asked to. It should be common sense.

You're a bad client when you don't use and when you have to be asked to use it. It makes me not want to kiss you at all.

I get the guys to do a mouthwash shot with me! It works great every single time. I've never had anyone deny me my request, I also bring my own mouthwash (listerine cool mint) to the incall, it's a great one and even if they find it a little odd it's a great icebreaker.
-Karly

 

[Y_Diner]

I thought this thread got canceled.
Was the how to be a bad escort thread get canceled?

 

[Valcazar]

I get the guys to do a mouthwash shot with me! It works great every single time. I've never had anyone deny me my request, I also bring my own mouthwash (listerine cool mint) to the incall, it's a great one and even if they find it a little odd it's a great icebreaker.
-Karly

A mouthwash shot?
That's pretty clever, actually.

 

[squeezer]

Please rinse your mouth thoroughly, with water, multiple times after the mouth wash. I've had to kiss many providers, and I taste the sweet mouthwash and its yuck!

So do you kiss her after the BBBJ and complain about the taste? LMAO sorry, you hung out a slow pitch so I had to hit it!

 

[squeezer]

Not at all. I kiss her after rimming even.

But bad odour from the mouth or mouth wash taste is yuck!

Yup, nothing worse than bad breath and smelly vj or ass. It can be the hottest girl, civvie or SP and if anything stinks, she quickly goes from a 10 to a 1.

 

[mrhumbug]

I get the guys to do a mouthwash shot with me! It works great every single time. I've never had anyone deny me my request, I also bring my own mouthwash (listerine cool mint) to the incall, it's a great one and even if they find it a little odd it's a great icebreaker.
-Karly

Been there done that literally and complimented Karly immediately for the practice of doing it together. A simple novelty gesture.

I wish all sps do that.

Nobody loves the secondhand aftertaste of the last meal, a coffee, a 420 joint, a fag and what not.
Just a 30-40 sec of swish and gargle goes long way.

And yes Listerine is the real deal, not equate, Colgate, Crest, no name shit.

 

[massman]

Been there done that literally and complimented Karly immediately for the practice of doing it together. A simple novelty gesture.

I wish all sps do that.

Nobody loves the secondhand aftertaste of the last meal, a coffee, a 420 joint, a fag and what not.
Just a 30-40 sec of swish and gargle goes long way.

And yes Listerine is the real deal, not equate, Colgate, Crest, no name shit.

Tho I gotta tell ya, tho I don’t like cigarette smoke, or the smell of it on another person, as a man who started going to bars and SCs and meeting girls at those places just before smoking was banned, there is something about the combined smell of faint shampoo or a bit of perfume with a light tobacco smoke smell that gets some primitive part of my brainstem going and totally involuntarily I get a just bit aroused, even tho my thinking brain does not like cigarette smoke.

 

[squeezer]

Tho I gotta tell ya, tho I don’t like cigarette smoke, or the smell of it on another person, as a man who started going to bars and SCs and meeting girls there before smoking was no longer allowed, there is something about the combined smell of faint shampoo or a bit of perfume with a light tobacco smoke smell that gets some primitive part of my brainstem going and totally involuntarily I get a bit aroused, even tho my thinking brain does not like cigarette smoke.

Yeah, I could handle tobacco breath even though i am not a smoker as opposed to onion or garlic breath.

 

[massman]

Yeah, I could handle tobacco breath even though i am not a smoker as opposed to onion or garlic breath.

Also one of my early GFs who was a smoke show and technically way out of my league, was a smoker, and sitting next to her in grade 12 French, I got a bit of a semi just with that faint scent. (Fuck, men really are just dogs who stand upright, no? ).

 

[squeezer]

Also one of my early GFs who was a smoke show and technically way out of my league, was a smoker, and sitting next to her in grade 12 French, I got a bit of a semi just with that faint scent. (Fuck, men really are just dogs who stand upright, no? ).

I see a hottie my ears go up like a German Sheppard so yeah, maybe. A hottie walks by me I take a long hard breath to catch her essence. A buddy who knows me well and we were walking along King says "she better not have farted or you will be sorry", fucking asshole had to ruin the moment.

 

[mrhumbug]

Tho I gotta tell ya, tho I don’t like cigarette smoke, or the smell of it on another person, as a man who started going to bars and SCs and meeting girls at those places just before smoking was banned, there is something about the combined smell of faint shampoo or a bit of perfume with a light tobacco smoke smell that gets some primitive part of my brainstem going and totally involuntarily I get a just bit aroused, even tho my thinking brain does not like cigarette smoke.

This phenomenon is called as "The Proust Effect" or "The proust moment". It happens when a particular scent conjures up a certain experience, time or a place. A sensory ability to instantaneously trigger vivid autobiographical memories.

I don't want to yuck someones yum
I agree with scent of shampoo and perfume but any tobacco smoke is not my thing, weed smoke still okay. For sure garlic, onion, tuna etc would be like kissing Grinch.

 

[Karly_Summers]

Not directing this at Karlyrose but just quoting her for context, as this is one of my pet peeves.

Not rinsing mouth with water after using mouthwash.

Please rinse your mouth thoroughly, with water, multiple times after the mouth wash. I've had to kiss many providers, and I taste the sweet mouthwash and its yuck!

Not directing this at Karlyrose but just quoting her for context, as this is one of my pet peeves.

Not rinsing mouth with water after using mouthwash.

Please rinse your mouth thoroughly, with water, multiple times after the mouth wash. I've had to kiss many providers, and I taste the sweet mouthwash and its yuck!

It's actually a little funny because I have. the opposite pet peeve. I hate it when people immediately rinse with water because i've noticed it dulls the effects of the mouthwash so your breath just isn't fresh anymore. I never saw the other side of it, i'll still prefer my way though XD.
-Karly S

 

[Karly_Summers]

Been there done that literally and complimented Karly immediately for the practice of doing it together. A simple novelty gesture.

I wish all sps do that.

Nobody loves the secondhand aftertaste of the last meal, a coffee, a 420 joint, a fag and what not.
Just a 30-40 sec of swish and gargle goes long way.

And yes Listerine is the real deal, not equate, Colgate, Crest, no name shit.

Yes I love my listerine! In a tight squeeze I might put up with Colgate too! I remember. It was very sweet to notice